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i ate the easter bunny

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I struggled to find a genre for this (as with most of my funny/retarded songs). My partner suggested hip-hop as a joke but I think I would've got flamed a lot for that (well, more than I'm about to get, anyway).

Just out of interest... devil worshippers will be pleased to note that this track is 66.6 seconds long.


I ate the Easter Bunny
He tasted sweet and yummy
My friend said "that's not funny"
She went and told her mummy

I had a painful tummy
I went out to the dunny
My poo was hot and runny
Out popped the Easter Bunny... and he said

"Boy it's good to get some fresh air
It was really stinky in there
Hey man, have I seen you somewhere?
Now you're gonna feel my fire... BITCH!"

I got whipped by the Bunny
He laughed and took my money
My smile is looking gummy
My friend said "now that's funny"

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I laughed extremely hard at this.

This is something I would show my friends (I show them all the songs I like, though)
This would make them laugh too, the lyrics are that funny, and the instrumentation adds to the effect
Again, another good song.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

awesome, dude... show them!!! glad you liked it :D

Very original!

I totally agree with sorohanro -- very Zappa-esque. I lol'd when the kid says "That sounds terrible!". I'm also glad the bunny mugged you lol.

Very good lyrics -- this is front page material, in my opinion (you'd get a lot of laughs!).

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

haha, yeah well serves me right for eatin' the furry bastard

frontpage man? well, yeah that'd be awesome! go and pm fulp for me ok? it'll sound better coming from someone else :P

boy it's good

...cooole stuff - very smart to listen.

TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

hehe... thanks BM but don't listen too much or your brain will smooge.

Laughable song

This song made me laugh real hard. Isn't the beat "I know what boys want?", well that's what it sounds like to me anyways.

Drums: Simple little beat, hilarious.

Vocals: Best and most laughable part of all.

Bass: Awesome backing line.

Overall: Very nice work.

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TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

haha... dunno about that song ref. ultimately every drum riff in the world is a recycle except perhaps the crazy shit Aphex Twin did on "Come to Daddy".

Hey thanks for the review i really appreciate the support and encouragement.

Your club rocks! :D

Very simple song, but funny

The music here is very simple. Nothing too fancy, but at least the rhythm is very catchy.

Well, the main part of this song are the lyrics and they are pretty funny. Maybe a bit disturbing at times, but I like the twist in the story how the Bunny pops out again and whips you.

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TheBardOfBlasphemy responds:

cheers man!

yeah simple is what i do... the music is just a way of delivering my community service annoucements :D

glad you found it funny... and thanks for the review!

Credits & Info

4.77 / 5.00

Jan 13, 2010
7:16 AM EST
File Info
1.5 MB
1 min 7 sec

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