Ya-har! It be Cap'n Brinebeard, exile of Aqu'arion and scourge of the Palthan Ocean! He's a real scallywag for someone who invented the whole 'piracy on the high seas' thing on his planet. However, he's got a lot of gripes against the folks who wronged him (or was it folks he wronged?), and by thunder is he going to show it! After all, if a soaked uniform, a big hat, and verdigris-coated blade don't command respect, what does?