haxxattack is right
The controls are choppy, and the character goes nowhere unless you jump (unsure if that was intentional or not). This gets one star for at least some playability and mild humor (the upgrade system change in appearace is a plus), but very little of the former, rather than the latter. Fix the controls and maybe you'll have a good game. Please don't take offense to this, I'm merely agreeing with some of the other members who reviewed this game.
The game, ultimately, succeeds in trolling...
...by not working.
Wait...
You mean the camera not following your character wasn't a bug, but a game mechanic?
0/10, 0/5
Yep, we wanted to give you control over your position on the screen, having the camera follow the player would mean he would be stuck at the center. If you're not coordinated enough to handle it I understand. :(
This a very stupid game!! damn
Very frustrating + stupid camera = crappy game.
THIS GAME IS CRAP!! WHEN I GO TO FAR THE BLOCKS DONT EVEN LOAD LIKE WTF IS THAT SHIT