Using memes to bring attention to your games...
Is not a success. It's over played and actually makes this bad game even worse. Good job having the drive to contruct this but the execution was not there. Screen doesnt keep up with character. Got some things you gotta fix, and remove the memes for the love of zeus.
ugh...
Can't tell if trolling
or horribly glitchy game that glitched me to the point of it being impossible to beat...
No.
I hope you look back on this game in a few years and realize the shit you've made.
Obviously my biggest gripe here is with the excessive use of the memes. You know, the shit you plaster all over your game (and probably your Facebook and wherever else); the whole world as seen it now.
Newgrounds isn't 100% stupid. A lot of it might be but some of us know when a joke dies and I for one can tell you're just beating this dead horse into the ground for profit. Please stop, or upload this into a website where the demographic is younger and more gullible because if you keep doing this you'll see people quickly getting tired and bored.
But that's not the only thing wrong with this game. Fortunately I have a reason to complain without looking like an asshole who only points out the visuals. But the gameplay is also awful. I admit I didn't get past a few upgrades so I didn't try everything but it's super frustrating.
I understand you like to say "ffffuuuu" a lot because you probably get mad all day since you lose at Call of Duty but you can't have a player wait like 3 seconds for the sound clip to finish in order to restart the life. You also can't make the ground so god damn slippery and the controls super clumsy.
The power-ups were no big deal, either. You probably worked eons on this and thought "oh man I wonder what the internet will think. yeah I think this is ready to be put out there in the world. it's completely finished. it's perfect.", and yeah, sure, this is the internet, but why would you upload something that is either unfinished or finished but horribly polished (aka still unfinished)?
Having been on the internet for over 7 years, getting to see all of these jokes grow and then slowly die out was a fun ride, but it wasn't until late 2010 that people started pasting the new fads all over the place, and that's why you have a lot more people with, what you call, the "hipster" attitude; in fact it's perfectly understandable. But you wouldn't know that because you only know, what, 5 sites on the internet?
Newgrounds is also the birthplace of several fads and consequently memes. So don't share what isn't yours and you should definitely not make a shitty game about it.
I hope this text is long enough to get people to agree with me.
Deus
I hate this Memes shit, they were Funny, but after 79834674043980435 times It's just another piece of shit used by people who does not even know where the fuck it came from.
obnoxious as hell, done to death, child incarnate
half expected arrow in the knee jokes and over 9000
this is another one of those games that treat memes like collectable pokemon, it's also another toss the turtle/kitten/hedgehog game.
not worth y'all's time.