Next week we'll know who's WHO then.
One day, Bitchslap Dan got lost en route to QC and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely cold man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing east, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 7 yards, go past the monster - be careful it's a bit dark on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 10 feet until you come across the werewolf sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty eerie at this time of night.
With that, Bitchslap Dan tipped Bloody hat to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his bad-ass truck. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled fearsome and cast aside his disguise, and revealed that he was in fact Tom Fulp! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
Good generator game.