this one's hilarious
Joe found themselves on the floor outside of bar feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Joe decided to go back inside but was turned away by the tasty bouncer at the door. Joe wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'what is a duck ' to which the bouncer, jill replied 'your mom ' with a look of small.
By this point, Joe had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a evil dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Joe who wasn't feeling too smart decided to masturbate the object which teleported them to bar, which was filled with many people, all looking very cool, Joe wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in street, what had happend? Joe didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by masturbating.
End?