Wow
One day, Jack got lost en route to Scotland and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely big man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing left, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 69 yards, go past the Jupiter - be careful it's a bit cold on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 100 yards until you come across the monkey sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty hot at this time of night.
With that, Jack tipped titfer to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his car. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled ugly and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact MY MOM! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!