I suppose this could have been good.
I didn't realize I was supposed to take this seriously. When you had that intro thing of Larry telling me to get the fuck out if I was easily offended, I was just sitting there the whole time, waiting for the punchline. I honestly thought this was supposed to be a comedy the whole time, which of course gets me in a different mindset and makes me think "huh, I guess this overuse of metaphors in his speech is supposed to be a parody of that type of gruff voiced character". So I'm not saying your flash animation was crap, I'm just saying that the intro really set a different kind of mood for this, so I was looking at it the wrong way the whole time. And if you actually didn't intend for that, if you actually thought somebody would honestly hear something like "If strong language offends you, get the fuck out" and think to themselves "Woah, this is gonna be some deep shit!", then that's just a little insane. Just sayin' though, if you want people to come into this with the mindset that it's a serious flash animation, nix the intro.