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Reviews for "Haven't Got A Prayer, pt2"

Went too far

The animation was decent, but a little wooden at times. The audio is a bit faint, I had to turn up my speakers, and I still couldn't understand some of what people said.
You had some good points and I saw where you were going (even if I didn't completely agree) right up until the end. The ending was just too much. It was disappointing since I felt like you just erased all the points you just had made by overdoing the last part.

Slackman responds:

I suppose I'm not the most subtle animator ever, and this was far from my most subtle piece. I guess I'll have to work on the animation a bit, and I really have to improve my audio. Sorry you didn't like the ending, but thanks for the review!

Interesting

I think the point you wanted to make is to criticize the fact that most Catholics don't think for themselves, simply taking every rule exactly from the bible and when they're confused they rather like to hate things instead of trying to understand them, at least that's the picture I get from American Catholics.

So it would be pretty plausible for Jesus to get stormed with a buttload of stupid questions on the day he returned to earth. And the ending which everyone finds so offensive just clearly points out the macabre ways of showing off the corpse of the religions "saviour" in the churches is simply gross. At least that's what I always think when I enter a church.

So, to wrap it up, I think you made some valid points, though you did transport them in a bit childish ways. And the voice acting was simply not understandable in some parts.

Slackman responds:

It looks like you got it!

My approach may not be the most adult ever, but I've found it to be at least a bit effective.

I promise, I'll work on the audio.

Old, old, old joke

Really old jokes rehashed into a skit. I wish I could've scored it higher but it was really unoriginal.

Sorry bud.

Slackman responds:

No hard feelings. I'm sorry you didn't like it.

What is this?

I gave it a three because of animation, that's it. As far a the story ago it's terrible. Have you even talked to areal christian? Or have you just watch religulous and now think you are the authority on criticizing religions? Have you read the bible? Do you even know what Jesus Christ stood for humanity? I bet you don't, and I bet you also are one of the thousands of narrow-minded people who think everyone that carries a bible is Chrisitan, well that's not true. Maybe next time before you criticize the idea of God and religion, an idea that that's been around longer then arrogant humans crawled out of a cave, you should do your research.

I wish people would stop hate bashing Christianity.

Slackman responds:

I'll have you know that this was cowritten by a Christian. While I have seen Religulous, I didn't exactly think it was the authority on religion, rather that it had some interesting notes but it took some really obvious pot shots. I know what Jesus originally stood for, but I feel that his beliefs have been twisted to fit those of ultra-conservative hate-mongers and then enforced on innocent people.

I never said that everyone who carries a bible is Christian, and I'm not quite sure where you got that from. I don't consider this cartoon to be commentary on the bible, but rather the people who use the bible for their own means. I'm not criticizing the idea of God, but rather the human element that claims to speak for God. I don't know what that has to do with researching, especially because this has nothing to do with the origins of religion.

Call it bashing if you want. I call it satirizing. Unfortunately though, I'm not in the mood for a theological dissertation right now. I'm sorry you didn't like it.

what was that about

at first i thought it might be going somewhere but really it was just a shit storyline ending wasnt funny at all. animation and style was good but the story wasnt. also the composistion wasnt right in most of the scenes u need look at story telling and how to make a gag without boring the audience. your style though i think is fine

Slackman responds:

At least you appreciate my style. I'm sorry I bored you.