That was different
Totally explains y jesus probably shouldn't come back. I can picture that happening...minus the drowning in the bathroom..yeah...that part was just weird. lol GJ
Reviews for "Haven't Got A Prayer, pt2"
Slackman responds:
Heh, he had to do it somehow...
Just wow DarkTyreal
Becuase believing in a big bang and all that scientific stuff is in NO WAY AT ALL a belief no matter what.Seriously athiests have beliefs on how the world came around. You're the idiot this time. You're a hypocrite declaring it terrible to try and share your beliefs when you patronize everyone else's religion and act as though yours is the greatest thing evar evar EVER!
IN SHORT: You're one ignorant piece of shit.
Anyway for the video....not top notch but it was alright and mildly amusing. I liked some parts like jesus's freak out....but really that was it
Slackman responds:
Um. No comment on the DarkTyreal stuff.
I'm happy you found the video mildly amusing though.
Atheism IS a religion
Atheists will deny it up and down, but by logical definition atheism IS a religious belief system regarding spirituality, the afterlife, and the concept of a god.
There are factions of budhism and taoism that don't believe in creator gods, and they are still considered to be religions. Atheists just like to pretend that they are somehow different than everyone else, they are not.
Slackman responds:
That's not exactly a review. It's more of a theological argument. If we are including Buddhism and Taoism in the wide definition of atheism, then yes, atheism is a religious belief system. However, the typical Western atheist is someone who has rejected religious belief systems, and would probably more accurately be defined as a belief system about religion, since it's basic elements are in fact a rejection of religion.
Western atheism is certainly a belief system regarding religion, but I have a hard time defining it as a religion persay due to it's lack of narrative, symbols or practices which are generally associated with organized religion.
But, I'm not here for an argument, I'm here to animate. Thanks for the zero without anything resembling an explanation of why!
Not bad
I have recently become disgusted with religion myself. Catholicism is a joke. A Catholic has all the time in the world to tell you that what YOU believe in is wrong, and that YOU will be going to hell when you die. But as soon as you refute what they believe in, question their 'god', or disagree with them, they're all over you. I've never met a more ignorant group in my life.
Slackman responds:
It's not limited to Catholics. I've met plenty of atheists who push their beliefs on people too. Not as much mind you, but beliefs just tend to get people fired up. Don't ask me why these people can't just "live and let live".
Not bad
I've only seen part 2 so far, so it doesn't comment on the majority of these.
It was funny but, could be funnier. I'm catholic, and the video is pretty fucking spot on.
"It's a shame nobody makes videos exploiting atheism. " as someone commented.
It's because atheism isn't a religious church you moron. It's specifically someone who doesn't believe in God. There's nothing to be exploited.
It's like saying this homeless man believes in a magical unicorn with 6 dicks and prays in him, and one who doesn't. And then the one who believes in that unicorn says, "It's a shame that that nobody makes videos exploiting the homeless guy there that doesn't believe in my 6 dicked unicorn." Now I know this type of argument has been done, but in that argument I'm not comparing God to a unicorn with 6 penises.
The problem isn't so much with religious people all together. It's just the majority of them. And when I say majority, take it to mean the majority of ALL people are completely idiots. So most likely the majority of any group of people are going to be morons as well. Unless you pick a group that is composed strictly of people that have a given decent intelligence. Say a select group of the world's top scientists. Now no one in that group is probably a complete moron, and would I expect to find a muslim, christian, atheist, buddhist, agnostic, satanist, etc. Yes I would. I'd expect to find at least one of all of those.
Now if you got offended over this video, it's because you're probably one of two things.
A) You're one of the christians that feels atheism is some world wide cult out to get you, or on a smaller level you just feel like atheists are constantly taking shots at your religion.
Guess what happens when someone makes a catholic joke to me? I laugh. My brother on the other hand gets pissy as hell like you people. My brother is also not nearly as intelligent as me. Not just because I say so either, words from his mouth. -- Now you have to understand you belong to a group that has a vast, vast number of people. And in any vast group of people, is going to have a vast, vast group of morons. And they're going to give your religion a bad name. Look at groups like liberals as well though, the same thing goes for them. They're not any different. Some might subscribe to whatever their group currently says is ok, and anything else is wrong. Which is the same thing any moron does, just like reigious people. And not all liberals are atheist as people would believe it.
People have to understand, anytime you identify with a group of people. The majority of it are probably going to be assholes. You can have decent good people, but they're going two flaws that instantly makes them a complete asshole to someone. Which isn't wrong of the other person, because that's an important flaw to them. If it causes that person with the flaw to abuse the other person in some manner.
You may want to say, but hey guy! Now ALL of us are bad.(Whatever group you're part of). No, not ALL of any group is probably 100% full of bad people. The point is, the majority of them probably are bad people. And should we say about a school class, it was a terrible classroom of murderous misfits with 1 good kid. Or should we say it was the best class ever. You identify a group with what the majority of it is like. That's the reason you shouldn't be offended in the first place, if you're not one of the bad majority of something. You shouldn't be offended at all, because you're not what a video is talking about. And if you don't like what your group is seen as, work to fix the rest of them. Or STOP identifying yourself as being in the group.
B) Or you're one of the people depicted in this video.
In which case fuck you, you deserve it you moron.
Slackman responds:
Wow. That's a pretty epic argument there. I'm not going to bother to comment on the sociological segments of this, but I will say thanks for the defense.
What I will say however is that I'm happy you found it funny.