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that was...ummm... one big RCP90
Reviews for "The Hitman..."
Needs some work
The shootouts seemed kind of wierd sometimes, and the characters could be better drawn. Deftones=good, though.
BazzMann responds:
Everyone loves Deftones ;)
Thanks a lot
That was ok, but....
The drawing was almost horrible. The drawings didn't suck compeltly, but they could have been better. It looked like some dude was killing a bunch of oversized kids.
Just didn't entertain me
The lower than average art/animation and the lack of any voice or decent sound effects really hurts this movie. But trying to go on storytelling alone, which is probably the most important thing for any of us posting at the portal, I have to say it was so-so. It seemed like it was well directed given the limitations of the animation. Overall, just not very entertaining.
BazzMann responds:
Limitations of animation? What style of animation would you like me to randomly throw in to please you? The techniques were mostly there, in good use, to emphasise the movie - or sorry, would you have liked me to include ridiculously demanding and stupid-looking Shape Tweening features like someone who doesn't know how to use Flash, just so I'm using more "average" animation?
Sorry, pal. That was just crap and a rip off.
You've played Hitman for a total of 10 minutes? So you obviously have played the game, and if you felt it was worth mentioning in your author description, then it must have affected you. I'll grant you that the primary similarities is that there's the Bald-ness and the Red Tie; but I think you know damn well that those are the two features you'd use to sum up 47 of the Hitman series.
If you weren't..."inspired"...by hitman, then it was definitly Counter-Strike. The FNP-90? The Seven-Nine? The Ingrams? The Sniper Rifle? Traced, no?
Also, your choice of music wasn't the greatest, and the weapons looked bigger than the people holding them, and as far as I can remember...my sniper rifles never said LOCKED in big red letters when I was aiming at someing. I'd assume thats reservered for things like ground-to-air missles...anyway, Crappy Job, work on it, and play Hitman for more than 10 minutes. Thanks.
BazzMann responds:
Yet again someone with no intelligance - let me break down your points simply and logically, one by one.
Firstly, I SAID I HAVE PLAYED HITMAN, YES!! BUT IF YOU READ THE CONTEXT I SAID IT IN, I SAID IT TO MAKE A STATEMENT OF HOW LITTLE I HAVE PLAYED IT! I felt it was worth mentioning in my author's comments, because EVERYONE felt it was worth mentioning it in their reviews. It was merely an update to educate.
Secondly, if you read the ending of the movie for a split second (unless you can't read), you'll see that I gave credit to Counterstrike in full for the drawings. What did you want me to do? Write "Property of Counterstrike" on the trigger? And anyway, if you read my author's comment SO well, which it is clear you did not, I admitted that I was influenced somewhat by Counterstrike
The primary similarities are the only "fishy" things here, and this is questionable of whether I'm lying through my teeth or not. I can only try to assure you that those similarities are a coincidence... in fact, the bald character in this movie at one point, was going to be killed off, and the fat guy in the hat was going to do the shooting... I made this movie very randomly.
Stop jerking off for more than 10 minutes and I'll play Hitman likewise...