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Reviews for "The Hitman..."

SNIPERS DONT HAVE LOCK ONS IDIOT

seriously, what the fuck was that, what did i just witness, and how the hell did that get a rating of over 1

BazzMann responds:

How many people have you sniped out in real life, Captian Dick-fiddler?

Maybe they don't - but this is a movie made by someone with a decent imagination. And anyway, have you not heard of the new lazer-guided sniper rifles being developed and readied to sell a year or two from now? No... didn't think so.

For those that actually are interested and have a brain capacity above this tossers... they work by little wind "flaps" on the bullet that change slightly in angles to manouver it by at least a whole metre in evey direction at a distance fired from about 500metres...

If you knew this, maybe you could drop the "smartass" act. But saying that, I didn't erally think of that when I made this movie - I just made a movie.

A 1 for effort, however minimal...

Are you ten years old? Who did the artwork, a blind monkey?! I don't care if it does or doesn't resemble the game "Hitman"... That just plain sucked. Another thing, how did the hitman sit in the passengers seat of a moving care, and then get out of the driver side with no driver? What club owners (Taking a stab at some form of plot here...) come equipped with that kind of weaponry? I've been to a lot of clubs before, and I've never seen someone pull out some killing hardware as big as their chest... And how did the hitman push the dead man into the door, and then have time to get to his car, pull out a sniper rifle, and shoot it when it took club owner a better part of the flash to get behind the friggen bar... Just shody work, man... Try again, try harder. Put some effort into it, and find a friend that can draw, if you have some friends left after this piece of crap.

BazzMann responds:

First point about the car - very smart, I never noticed that one myself.

Eveything else you said was complete bollocks. Don't ever watch another one of my movies, until you go through at least a year of school.

talented

Talented, for a really intellingent third grader who has cerebral Palsy

Deftones

THe song isnt names SHoe it. THe name is My own Summer. FOr that i give you zeros.

Hahahaha

It was funny because it was so shit, there faces were like all retarted lol.
And the size of that gun! Haskaskaskaska!!

BazzMann responds:

Please don't review movies.