Has any one ever wondered just how Peach gets captured and Bowser happens to have so many kids I wonder why LOL seriously was this just some unfortunate misshap or did Nintendo plan this out?
Some people dont know when to shut the hell up others just dont want to LOL.
I believe it had been touched on in a flash animation found on 4chan which may be floating around on Newgrounds...
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This debate has been around since the NSider. As we see in every Mario game Bowser just locks Peach up then turns his back to wait for Mario to try and rescue her, there's nothing going on there.
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At 10/6/08 03:52 PM, Gamedude-9 wrote: Has any one ever wondered just how Peach gets captured and Bowser happens to have so many kids I wonder why LOL seriously was this just some unfortunate misshap or did Nintendo plan this out?
Yea I kinda was wondering the same thing.
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At 10/7/08 06:08 PM, COKEHEAD75 wrote:At 10/6/08 03:52 PM, Gamedude-9 wrote: Has any one ever wondered just how Peach gets captured and Bowser happens to have so many kids I wonder why LOL seriously was this just some unfortunate misshap or did Nintendo plan this out?Yea I kinda was wondering the same thing.
On Super Paper Mario for the Wii Bowser and Peach get married, and then all hell breaks loose.
Originally, didn't Bowser want to EAT Peach, not fuck her?
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At 10/7/08 07:16 PM, Finjodon wrote: Originally, didn't Bowser want to EAT Peach, not fuck her?
Hehehe. Yeah. Bowser sure did want to ''eat'' Peach, if you catch my drift.
At 10/7/08 07:24 PM, EMINEM08 wrote:At 10/7/08 07:16 PM, Finjodon wrote: Originally, didn't Bowser want to EAT Peach, not fuck her?Hehehe. Yeah. Bowser sure did want to ''eat'' Peach, if you catch my drift.
Stupi.....OHHH.
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Never really stuck me until I played Mario Sunshine.
When Bowser Jr. was talking about Peach being his mother.
Yeah, nasty.
At 10/7/08 08:14 PM, carbonwater wrote: Never really stuck me until I played Mario Sunshine.
When Bowser Jr. was talking about Peach being his mother.
Yeah, nasty.
*SPOILERS*
Yeah but if you beat the game Bowser tries to tell Jr. that she's not his mother but Jr. says "I know" and then he swears vengeance on Mario.
At 10/7/08 08:35 PM, BatDan wrote:At 10/7/08 08:14 PM, carbonwater wrote: Never really stuck me until I played Mario Sunshine.*SPOILERS*
When Bowser Jr. was talking about Peach being his mother.
Yeah, nasty.
Yeah but if you beat the game Bowser tries to tell Jr. that she's not his mother but Jr. says "I know" and then he swears vengeance on Mario.
Hah, and you belived that?
How else do you think he ended up with so many kids?
Doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
But they don't look human in any way. Imagine what their kids would actually look like? Man that would be fucked.
brains.
At 10/7/08 09:21 PM, Zombified wrote: But they don't look human in any way. Imagine what their kids would actually look like? Man that would be fucked.
...I can imagine, and I have proof.
Aaaaaaaaand.... PRESTO!
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You know, I conspired something similar to this long ago, when I explained (with logical reasoning) that Bowser and Peach are an item, and Mario is just dense.
it has been shown in several Mario games (notwithstanding Super Smash Bros) that Peach has no problem defending herself when it comes down to it. So why get "kidnapped"?
Not to mention that Bowser doesn't need to kidnap someone to get Mario's attention. He's the self appointed leader of Mushroom Kingdom, and if he desired the official role that badly, he could have just killed Peach off.
Mario (in some instances) assume that she's kidnapped and goes to rescue her, and normally Peach would be locked up if she was actually kidnapped, right?
But no, she just gets put in the next room, unchained, exit is right there in her face and everything.
Not to mention that Bowser had kids, hmmm. You think he can a-sexually reproduce? Or does a female of his kind exist? Or is he a she?
The second solution is only speculation never to have been proved, the third is just bullshit.
The first one seems logical enough, if he's a giant spiked shell turtle who can breath fire, what can't he do?
But that still doesn't answer the question of why he kidnapps the princess so much. is it even a kidnapping?
Well, fine point. It can be summed up with some "what if" kinda logic, but we all know why.
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At 10/7/08 06:08 PM, COKEHEAD75 wrote:At 10/6/08 03:52 PM, Gamedude-9 wrote: Has any one ever wondered just how Peach gets captured and Bowser happens to have so many kids I wonder why LOL seriously was this just some unfortunate misshap or did Nintendo plan this out?Yea I kinda was wondering the same thing.
lol nice pic
you know what i think? we all kno that nothing is going on w/ peach and bowser, but if that's the case, and bowser has like 7 or 8 kids, who's his WIFE? seriosuly, how many giant talking turtles wit spiked shells are there, anyways?
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At 10/6/08 03:58 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: I believe it had been touched on in a flash animation found on 4chan which may be floating around on Newgrounds...
Found it!
!WARNING!NSFW!
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At 10/7/08 10:37 PM, KeithHybrid wrote:At 10/6/08 03:58 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: I believe it had been touched on in a flash animation found on 4chan which may be floating around on Newgrounds...Found it!
!WARNING!NSFW!
exactly what did you think the timer at the top in the first few Mario games meant hehe
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At 10/7/08 10:37 PM, KeithHybrid wrote: Found it!
!WARNING!NSFW!
Hey! I found it first in that TL;DR post higher up!
On Super Paper Mario for the Wii Bowser and Peach get married, and then all hell breaks loose.
Yea I kinda was wondering the same thing.
In Super Mario RPG, Bowser marries Mario.
(Nah, IDK, Bowser just kisses him.)
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At 10/7/08 08:59 PM, carbonwater wrote:
How else do you think he ended up with so many kids?
Doesn't take a genius to figure it out.
Maby Bowsers like a single father of 40 kids
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I doubt princess peach is the mother.
I'm pretty certain theres a Mrs. Bowser behind the scenes
you have to remember its a game Mario has a very vague story line
I know the japs pervs but there not Walt Disney
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wario actually has all the female reproductive organs, so obviously he and bowser had a secret love affair going.
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At 10/6/08 04:03 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: This debate has been around since the NSider. As we see in every Mario game Bowser just locks Peach up then turns his back to wait for Mario to try and rescue her, there's nothing going on there.
do you honestly beileve that crap?
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