At 7/24/08 08:05 AM, IammeoramI wrote:
You wasted your signiture.
Male Masturbation Questionnaire
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At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Dry
2. Are you circumcised?
Nope
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
Bounty(The Quicker Picker upper)
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Never. Standing up doesn't really work for me.
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
I do if I can. It helps
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
Daily
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Most of the time.
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Sometimes
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
Euh. Adult Section
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Noon.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it, cuz I am not a faggot..."
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At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Usually dry, but sometimes wet
2. Are you circumcised?
Yeah
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
Tissue or dirty piece of clothing
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
never
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
sometimes
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
Daily since its summer
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Always
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Sometimes
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
Never
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Morning
lol @ the number of views for masturbation thread
At 7/24/08 02:59 AM, DontLikeYou wrote: queers
agreed
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At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote:
i have no idea why im doing this..
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
dry
2. Are you circumcised?
nope
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
toilet roll or kitchen roll..
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
nah
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
most of the time
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
weekly, sometimes daily
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
always
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
never
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
no
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
night
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
I dont masturbate
2. Are you circumcised?
Yes
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
In my girlfriend's mouth
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Never
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
I watch porn, but not to masturbate
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
Never
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Never
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Never
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
No
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Wouldn't know
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Both
2. Are you circumcised?
Yes
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
Towel
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Sometimes
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Never. My minds works almost all the time, but porn works great as well.
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
Daily
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Always
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Sometimes
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
No
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Any time of the day for me.
Signature...Ha...
At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
dry
2. Are you circumcised?
yes
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
whatever i can find
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
sometimes
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
sometimes
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
monthly
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
always
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
never i just take a piss to make morning wood go away
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
no
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
it dosent matter to me
done
At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: 1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet
Dry
2. Are you circumcised?
yes
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other
Paper Towel
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Sometimes
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Always
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other
got a gf, once a month.
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Always
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Sometimes
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
no, I normally don't ever.
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Afternoon delight^^
Hi.
1.Dry
2.Yes
3.Paper towel....after i whipe it up i guess?
4.Sometimes
5.Nope, but it helps
6.Weekly/monthly just depends
7.Yes, unless i get an unexpected interuption...
8.Never
9.Not in a long time
10. When you havent done it in awhile..
I draw with a trackbawl mouse.
At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Dry.
2. Are you circumcised?
No.
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
Tissue.
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Sometimes.
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
No I imagine.
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
Daily basically.
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Most of the time.
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Never. It's not the same.
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
Oh yeah burnt face man is so ripped.
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
When a girl is doing the Jerking.
I must say I'm not comfortable answering these questions.
At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote:
since you're interested. Shit, 20 years old and answering questions about wanking on the NG BBS.
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Dry. Just get straight to it; I've got all the tools I need right here.
2. Are you circumcised?
Nope.
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
Paper towel / tangled into my pubes
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Sometimes. I also sometimes drink and smoke in the shower. Smoking is effort in the shower but also very nice.
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Sometimes. I much prefer it; it's hard to get a solid rock hard-on with just fantasy I think.
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
Pretty much daily. Howdy, family member, reading my posts!
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Yeah always, or at least almost always. What's the point if you don't cum?
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Occasionally. Depends how busy I am that day and when the last time I wanked was, and how happy I feel first thing in the morning.
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
I used to when I started. My first ejaculation was to NG content. But not at all for like 5 years.
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Night.
At 7/24/08 11:16 AM, MetalStorm01 wrote: lol @ the number of views for masturbation thread
lol, i know
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At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
dry
2. Are you circumcised?
yes
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
papertowel
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
never
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
sometimes
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
daily
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
sometimes, i masturbate so much sometimes that i dont cum
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
always
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
who masturbates to hentai?
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
theres nothing like waking up to an orgasm
At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Dry
2. Are you circumcised?
No
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
Other...your mum :P
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
never, not sure why just never feel like
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
90% of the time but thats coz i enjoy it :3
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
Every day or 2
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Always
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Very rarely
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
I'm gonna say no, coz its flash...
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Evening/Night but thats pretty much only time i do it
At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote: Welcome to the Male Masturbation Questionnaire, please fill out this form as correctly as possible.
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Sometimes dry and sometimes wet. So both.
2. Are you circumcised?
Yes
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
Paper towel or toilet paper
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Sometimes
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Never
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
Periodically. I do it from time to time. Like I might skip a day or two out of the week. I'll usually masturbate 1-2 times a day. Sometimes I go to three.
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Always
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Never (I should try that)
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
Nope
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Anytime really.
I hope no one judges me too harshly. I am a guy after all so I have a bit of a perverted side D:
Oh, exploitable!!!|Men of NG are faithful (most anyway) :3| "Your dressing like a stripper makes me feel pretty too."- Elder500| Siggy made by me :3
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated) Both
2. Are you circumcised? Yes
3. Where does all your cum go? Down the sink or on a paper towel+trash can
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Ocassionaly
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? I prefer it, but not always...especially if I'm gettin anal ~.^
6. How often do you masturbate? Every few days now
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Yes? Isn't that what's supposed to happen? Or do you mean do I orgasm everytime, as in do I always finish?
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Sometmes, but the orgasm never feels that great on it...
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds? Used to...
10. When does masturbation feel best? Evening, easily.
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At 7/24/08 12:32 PM, ornery-scotsman wrote:Im a lonly 12 year old boy in denial about my cronic masturbation
uh huh
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Both, it depends.
2. Are you circumcised?
Nope
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
Toilet Paper
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Sometimes
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Sometimes
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
5 times a week
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Always
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Sometimes
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
Hahahaha, no
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
It's good in the morning, cause then you can start your day but it's also good at night if I can't fall asleep cause then afterwards I pass right out.
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Dry (tried wet & too messy)
2. Are you circumcised?
Nope, my parents are not into infant genital mutilation.
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
Pants, trash, toilet, & if I'm not lucky, floor.
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Never
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Always
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
Daily - Weekly, sometimes i go every day, sometimes I completely forget about sex.
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Always. Ejaculation is the entire point of masturbation...
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Never.
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
What the fuck? Nope, sorry. Cartoons are not sexually arousing to me..
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Evening/Night.
At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, Retard wrote:
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
DRY
2. Are you circumcised?
NO
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
on my lap
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
sometimes
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
no
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
every day
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
most of the time
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
not really
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
rarely
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
at night.
Are you happy now?Now that you know what i do on a regular basis?
Also why the hell do i have to write more shit just to post?
Bringing back old shit.
2. Are you circumcised?yes (not jew)
not jew, wtf is that supposed to mean you piece of shit.
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1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
dry.
2. Are you circumcised?
no.
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
wherever it ends up, I don't really give a shit.
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
most of the time
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
99% of the time
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
daily, nearly always more than once, too
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
always.
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
never.
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
no, that's just pathetic.
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
no preference. whenever i feel like it.
At 7/24/08 02:32 AM, newgiez wrote:
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Dry
2. Are you circumcised?
No
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
Paper Towel
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Never
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Sometimes, but not in the past year.
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
Weekly, though slowly shifting to monthly
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Rarely
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Sometimes
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
No, if you mean the Mature section, havent been there in months.
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Moning IMO
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
both
2. Are you circumcised?
yup
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
ground?
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
sometimes
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
sometimes
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
daily
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
always
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
sometimes
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
not usually
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
all the time
I like the ratio of circumcised to non circumcised Newgrounders.
:D
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*backs away slowly* this topic is a bit too bizarre for me.
1. Do you masturbate Dry, or Wet (Lubricated)
Dry.
2. Are you circumcised?
Nope (not jew though, wtf?)
3. Where does all your cum go? Plastic Baggie, Paper Towel, Other - Explain
Paper towel, sock, tissue, empty popcorn bag
4. Do you masturbate in the shower? Always, Sometimes, Never
Never.
5. Do you need to watch porn to masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Sometimes.
6. How often do you masturbate? Daily, Weekly, Monthly, Other - Explain
2-5 times a week.
7. Do you cum every time you masturbate? Always, Sometimes, Never
Usually.
8. Do you masturbate in the morning when you have Morning Wood? Always, Sometime, Never
Never.
9. Do you masturbate to content here on Newgrounds?
Nope.
10. When does masturbation feel best? Morning, Noon, Evening, Night
Noon-Evening
