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Forum Topic: what's your dicks name?

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gr33k-prty-b0y

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Posted at: 5/10/08 09:45 AM

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If your dick does not have a name, I suggest you get a name for it.

Here's why:
- In the morning when he rises you can say "Goodmorning *dicks name*"
- When you finish having sex, "Good work *dicks name*"
- To have a different name to call it when you need to talk about it "*dicks name* is 'ready' for you"

If you can't think of a name just choose from a variety of names from out list:
- Robert Dickson
- Mr Anderson
- Moby Dick
- Richard
- Beelzebub
- Nickademous
- Hercules
- Willy wonker (if length is a problem then name it 'oompa loompa')
- mini me

And many more!!!

What is your dick name?


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lnstinct

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Posted at: 5/10/08 09:46 AM

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Donald Dick

D1D2D3/e3

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doberman7

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DOOMSTICK OF BREATHEN-WHITE WATER NUMBER XIII

Or beelzebub

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UberKuri

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Posted at: 5/10/08 09:48 AM

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Dick McDickdick.

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CNRHKick

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My dick's name is Penis.

Thanks to 4chan, I now have nightmares of being swallowed by goatse.

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dogstile

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john

look, a GAY!
gamertag "dog stilez"
i go paintballing often [NG airsoft/paintball group]

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PinballWizard976

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Bill.

Don't ask

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gr33k-prty-b0y

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Oh and btw mine is " Sir Dixon Cox"


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lnstinct

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At 5/10/08 09:50 AM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote: Oh and btw mine is non existant.

fix'd

D1D2D3/e3

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l0vemetal

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Shorty.

...For obvious reasons.


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VhsTapeclock

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Richard Richardson.

Oh, I'm so mature.

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I raped it.

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SaltshakerClock

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At 5/10/08 09:45 AM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote:
- When you finish having sex, "Good work *dicks name*"

HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH.

Oh that's funny.

Do not take the above post seriously.

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alexrogahn95

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johnny long


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gr33k-prty-b0y

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I'm gonna make a list of this. After a while I'll post all the names.


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gr33k-prty-b0y

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Johnny Long
Richard Richardson
Shorty
Alfred
Sir Dixon Cox
Bill
John
Penis
Dick McDickdick
DOOMSTICK OF BREATHEN-WHITE WATER NUMBER XIII
Donald Dick


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Dalnaki

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Goliath.

Hmmm.


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Hoeloe

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Posted at: 5/10/08 10:10 AM

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Mine is imaginative.
Shlong.

Theory is wrong.
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THE LAST WIZARD AND THE DOOMSDAY RINGS NOW IN PRODUCTION!

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BlueFlameSkulls

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Posted at: 5/10/08 10:10 AM

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I don't give my dick a name because I'm not a faggot.

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jcgurango

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tankdick...


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Crusher117

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Dalnaki

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Posted at: 5/10/08 10:11 AM

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At 5/10/08 10:10 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I don't give my dick a name because I'm a faggot.

I KNEW IT!

Finally you admit it!

Hmmm.


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Kaotyc

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Posted at: 5/10/08 10:12 AM

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McPenis, I think thats a NG users name also:S


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BlueFlameSkulls

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At 5/10/08 10:11 AM, Dalnaki wrote:
At 5/10/08 10:10 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: I don't give my dick a name because I'm a faggot.
I KNEW IT!
Finally you admit it!

YOU SURE TOLD ME.

Flabbergasted.

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UberKuri

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At 5/10/08 09:52 AM, lnstinct wrote:
At 5/10/08 09:50 AM, gr33k-prty-b0y wrote: Oh and btw mine is non existant.
fix'd

You pulled a funny.

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Oxymaniac

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Junior

{Playstaion Network Names List}
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Thank you for the sig, jackAtack!

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ThePretenders

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Posted at: 5/10/08 10:40 AM

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My dick is named after Dick Cheney.

"There's no way you're going to get a quote from us to use on your book cover" - Metropolitan Police Spokesperson - Wall and Piece back cover.

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Yiffy

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I call my dick, dick. And my cock, cock.

Nice to meat you.

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Nightmaric

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Dastardly

The cake is a spy... hahaha no

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Cyberdevil

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