If your dick does not have a name, I suggest you get a name for it.
Here's why:
- In the morning when he rises you can say "Goodmorning *dicks name*"
- When you finish having sex, "Good work *dicks name*"
- To have a different name to call it when you need to talk about it "*dicks name* is 'ready' for you"
If you can't think of a name just choose from a variety of names from out list:
- Robert Dickson
- Mr Anderson
- Moby Dick
- Richard
- Beelzebub
- Nickademous
- Hercules
- Willy wonker (if length is a problem then name it 'oompa loompa')
- mini me
And many more!!!
What is your dick name?
