1.) Strapping a fire extinguisher to an office chair and zoom down the hallway.
That is not safe for work.
2.) Buy a hang glider and jump off the company parking deck.
That is not safe for work
3.) Put baking soda and vinegar in the breakroom fridge
That is not safe for work.
What are some others?
Do what now...?
As you are reading this, you are unaware that World War III has just broken out, and humanity will be extinct in a matter of hours. Have a nice day.
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bringing a home made flamethrower and torching the building
I'm the best at what I do and what I do is the best
*Office Chair Jousting and/or racing
*Putting your tie in a shredder (while it is still attached to you)
Also any of these are Not Safe For Work.
Welding without safety gloves.
I'm looking at YOU, Wade.
Do what now...?
Putting your penis in the pencil sharpener.
At 4/29/08 05:37 PM, spiritual101 wrote: Putting your penis in the pencil sharpener.
Turning the sharpener.
Bringing your daughter to "Bring your son to work day."
Do what now...?
At 4/29/08 05:40 PM, Life-Stream wrote:At 4/29/08 05:37 PM, spiritual101 wrote: Putting your penis in the pencil sharpener.Turning the sharpener.
Setting the sharpener on fire.
At 4/29/08 05:35 PM, The-Great-One wrote: *Office Chair Jousting and/or racing
Or you could be original and have actual jousts...
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standing in front of the photocopyer, getting your new shirt splattered with ink, then consequently getting sprayed with a fire hose thus making you shoot down the hall at very high speed.
that is not safe for work.
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Playing hot potato?
hooraa I win the stupido eward.
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
Hitting on female office employees when you think nobody is looking
Copying your ass on the copying machine and handing them out as invitations to a private shindig
Listening to loud music and pretending that you know what your boss was telling you
Wearing a funny/offensive t-shirt
Sexual puns/innuendos
At 4/29/08 05:41 PM, Elios wrote: Bringing your daughter to "Bring your son to work day."
Good one.
Bringing Bob Sagat to work with you one day.
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At 4/29/08 05:47 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Hitting on female office employees when you think nobody is looking
Copying your ass on the copying machine and handing them out as invitations to a private shindig
Listening to loud music and pretending that you know what your boss was telling you
Wearing a funny/offensive t-shirt
Sexual puns/innuendos
I like the sound of that last one.
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
At 4/29/08 05:31 PM, Elios wrote: 1.) Strapping a fire extinguisher to an office chair and zoom down the hallway.
That is not safe for work.
2.) Buy a hang glider and jump off the company parking deck.
That is not safe for work
3.) Put baking soda and vinegar in the breakroom fridge
That is not safe for work.
What are some others?
i think that the 1st one it safe for work. also the 3rd one might be to.
At 4/29/08 05:50 PM, Sashuno wrote: Bringing Bob Sagat to work with you one day.
Oh noes!
This thread has just become NSFW
Do what now...?
At 4/29/08 05:45 PM, camobch0 wrote: Playing hot potato?
hooraa I win the stupido eward.
thats a completly diffrent game if the people are hungry, than its more like POTATO DEATHMATCH!!!!
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Filming a porn documentary, in your bosses office.
Totally not safe for work....but sounds like fun.
Do what now...?
Letting Zombies in the workplace.
Seriously...
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I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT
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loudly making fun of the boss without checking to make sure he isn't around.
that is not safe for (continuing to) work.
can also be said for making sexist or racist jokes.
Snorting 3 grams of fish scales and then running around acting like a fucktard.
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Throwing flaming tennis balls at co-workers while they're in the bathroom...
Totally not safe for work.
Do what now...?
At 4/29/08 05:41 PM, Elios wrote: Bringing your daughter to "Bring your son to work day."
In a bikini.
Taste the rainbow.
At 4/29/08 05:31 PM, Elios wrote:What are some others?
Looking at child porn on every computer.
