As bad as it is, I don't regard women as real, trustworthy humans.
and as stereotypical and sexist as it probably sounds, I do have some valid points.
I am mildly attractive, girls LINE up to date me in anticipation I'll be done with the current girl I'm dating at the time.
I know this because I always get girls asking me how I'm doing with my current gf.
and I'm not stupid.
I know what they're really asking is, "Are you done with that girl yet?"
Because obviously they want to be the first to know so they can jump it before the other girls can.
I'm not trying to sound vain or conceited but that's just how my life is.
To me, girls are like boxing bags.
The harder you hit them, the harder they come back.
Not to say I beat my gf's which I don't, girls typically LOVE the whole, "Use me and abuse me" deal.
I ignore them, I tell them I'll show up to dinner and not go.
It all builds anticipation.
They're like animals.
They all crave your attention and getting physical with you, that they will sit on their hind legs and wait like good little doggy while you balance a treat on their nose.
All women are like this, each and every one.
and I exploit this for my advantage.
I'm not sexist, I just treat women how they want to be treated, like sex toys.
This is the girl i'm seeing at the moment: http://i31.tinypic.com/219yqh2.jpg
But she's a bit too brainy for me so i'm gonna dump her for this girl: http://i28.tinypic.com/2duyux3.jpg
Discuss: How all women think like I just described.
