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As bad as it is, I don't regard women as real, trustworthy humans.
and as stereotypical and sexist as it probably sounds, I do have some valid points.
I am mildly attractive, girls LINE up to date me in anticipation I'll be done with the current girl I'm dating at the time.
I know this because I always get girls asking me how I'm doing with my current gf.
and I'm not stupid.
I know what they're really asking is, "Are you done with that girl yet?"
Because obviously they want to be the first to know so they can jump it before the other girls can.
I'm not trying to sound vain or conceited but that's just how my life is.
To me, girls are like boxing bags.
The harder you hit them, the harder they come back.
Not to say I beat my gf's which I don't, girls typically LOVE the whole, "Use me and abuse me" deal.
I ignore them, I tell them I'll show up to dinner and not go.
It all builds anticipation.
They're like animals.
They all crave your attention and getting physical with you, that they will sit on their hind legs and wait like good little doggy while you balance a treat on their nose.
All women are like this, each and every one.
and I exploit this for my advantage.
I'm not sexist, I just treat women how they want to be treated, like sex toys.
This is the girl i'm seeing at the moment: http://i31.tinypic.com/219yqh2.jpg
But she's a bit too brainy for me so i'm gonna dump her for this girl: http://i28.tinypic.com/2duyux3.jpg
Discuss: How all women think like I just described.
girls are toys
not sexist btw
Two can be complete without the rest of the world
get a reality check! 'they line up' ill bet... when you say all women i think thats just stupid, you dont even know 1 out of 1000000000000000000000000000 girls! seriously though, this probly has somthing to do with your mum or somthing as a kid, think and it will come.
ever wanted to ask god why he made us, when you die, who made him? iGod, Repenting made easy.
Right on Bignigpig
Due to complaints about my last signature having the incorrect use of "there" I am now changing it to fuck you.
At 2/4/08 04:45 PM, mastermalpass wrote: All girls? I'm sure one day you will find ONE girl who is completely different from all the others, that you will want to stay with forever. it happens.
nah, i'll wait until i want to settle down and just stick with the hottest girl i can find at the time
At 2/4/08 04:59 PM, chancereed6 wrote: you, sir, will never discover true love.ideally
don't care, i dont even believe love exists. (though that hasnt stopped me from telling girls i love them lol)
Incredibly shallow and btw how many fags has she smoked and how long does she sleep for? the bags under her eyes are awful!
The Anti-StrawberryClock has risen! So like make a flash!
I agree, actually. Woman = use, dispose, go to store, buy new one...YAY!
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.
At 2/4/08 05:03 PM, Anti-StrawberryClock wrote: Incredibly shallow and btw how many fags has she smoked and how long does she sleep for? the bags under her eyes are awful!
And also your current GF has an IQ of what?
The Anti-StrawberryClock has risen! So like make a flash!
Mojo, guy, first have a life, then ruin it with a serious relationship.
The moral behind that is that people will always treat you in a way to make you think they want to be treated cause that's the way fate descided it for you to be.
If you would like another fate, click here.
Also, what do you think to acchieve by posting this "girls are like punshing bags" and "seriously, they're animals" here on our nice little bbs?
We all already knew that!
Lets all generalize. Pack everything in neat little packages.
Blacks are violent
Whites are weak
Asians are smart
Women are for cleaning
Men are for labor
the whole world is the same. Everyone should belong with their own kind.
Nice world perspective HITLER.
as far as i'm concerned...love is only in rare cases, movies, and books
I am the original person who changed this signature....you can use it if you like.
At 2/4/08 05:11 PM, ShawnEdison wrote: Unprotected sex with many anonomous partners > love
lol, they aren't anonymous. i know them
That's because you and people who agree with you are complete assholes who care for no one else in this world. Your mothers were female, how would you like it if they never existed? Oh, that's right... YOU COULDN'T FEEL ABOUT IT. Cocksuckers.
I can't actually imagine why you're looking down here, but while you are...
MSN: firstname.lastname@example.org, Steam: boomman123321
At 2/4/08 04:43 PM, megabad wrote: get a reality check! 'they line up' ill bet... when you say all women i think thats just stupid, you dont even know 1 out of 1000000000000000000000000000 girls! seriously though, this probly has somthing to do with your mum or somthing as a kid, think and it will come.
My god. There aren't even that many people in the world, let alone ONLY women.
You should PM me! My Userpage has Boobs on it
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At 2/4/08 05:15 PM, AcidSoldier wrote: That's because you and people who agree with you are complete assholes who care for no one else in this world. Your mothers were female, how would you like it if they never existed? Oh, that's right... YOU COULDN'T FEEL ABOUT IT. Cocksuckers.
chill out. go spend a few hours with a nice girl and calm down a bit
You're an idiot. Do you think that girls actually give a damn? To them, you're just a piece of ass. They'll do whatever with you, each one getting a turn. Eventually, you're going to get old, and lose your looks. Being the dull thing you are, you're eventually going to realize that you just wasted you're younger years. Then, you'll start going back to those girls. They'll laugh at you, and tell you to fuck off. When they all reject you, you'll turn to some random girls you meet somewhere, whether it be at bars or at work (if you even get a job). They might go on a date with you, but realize your boring, dull, and shallow. You'll grow older and older, realizing that you just wasted your younger years "getting action". You'll never get married, get your jollies from whores and drunks, but realize that you'll never know what it's like to be loved.
tl;dr you just lost the game of life
lol jpeg quality
At 2/4/08 05:25 PM, Spamurai wrote: you're eventually going to realize that you just wasted you're younger years
in the unlikely event of that ever happening i'd just kill myself
Haha, but even if you were serious, you're still hanging out with the immature girls (hence your on Newgrounds with the rest of us).