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The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 03:52 AM Reply

For millennia, our fighting men and women have fought long and hard to protect these starry skies and our vast lands from the opposing forces! Newgrounds was once a land of pristine beauty and considered sacred ground by 7 people that shall remain unnamed and unloved.

But times have changed, brothers. Our forces slowed their pace, and lowered their standards. This was our first mistake. The collective population started to vote more favourably. 1s and 2s at first, but soon there was more and more degenerative excrement flooding the portal.

Ignoring this problem was our second mistake. Many have tried to sway the tides of fate and failed miserably. Some even got anti-shrines to mock their patheticness.

Your peers may tell you to ignore these words as well, they may tell you not to take heed, to disregard this pearl of wisdom and to continue saving any and almost every flash. I am here to tell you those days are over. The forces that be gave us the power to vote on flashes! For each man and woman to decide for themselves what stays and what goes. They gave us the power to govern a website full of sweet moves!

Brethren, listen to me. We must take charge! We must begin anew! You have the power, but only we can change history!

WE MUST BLAM THE INFIDELS!

The Age of Blamming is Nigh!

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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 03:56 AM Reply

Well I have never made a flash, So i tend to be kind towards most people. But if you read some of my flash reviews I am also quite cruel.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 03:56 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 03:53 AM, H-h-h-heliopios wrote: Stop posting.

No, McJ, keep posting thy truth! Please, continue.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 04:00 AM Reply

If everyone agree's that we are becoming soft on crap flashes, I will Decrease my crap flash acceptance and begin blamming most things.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 04:07 AM Reply

As I believe Mal said in Wt/ht - You still get the blam points once Wade deletes the spam flash. So even if you attempted to blam it while it was in the portal and it passed still, when Wade gets through sorting out the shit, your points will come.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 04:10 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 04:07 AM, Gagsy wrote: As I believe

Definitely more than enough incentive to 0 crap.

Pretty much every single spam flash that has been submitted has been deleted sooner or later...
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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 04:14 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 04:07 AM, Gagsy wrote: As I believe Mal said in Wt/ht - You still get the blam points once Wade deletes the spam flash. So even if you attempted to blam it while it was in the portal and it passed still, when Wade gets through sorting out the shit, your points will come.

All the more reason to let your inner viking loose! Be ruthless in your voting! Make new artists strive for greatness instead of settling for mediocrity!

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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 04:26 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 03:56 AM, H-h-h-heliopios wrote: Damn, ran out of alts

so you're really both Minion777 and f0d?

or are you just jerking me off?


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 04:27 AM Reply

I'm a low level.
My votes do jack shit.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 04:35 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 03:56 AM, Yacazuma wrote:
At 3/1/09 03:53 AM, H-h-h-heliopios wrote: Stop posting.
No, McJ, keep posting thy truth! Please, continue.

We got a Mcfan right here!


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 04:37 AM Reply

I've been a McJFan all my life.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 04:38 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 04:37 AM, JarrodK wrote: I've been a McJFan all my life.

Join the club, brah.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 04:40 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 04:26 AM, homor wrote:
At 3/1/09 03:56 AM, H-h-h-heliopios wrote: Damn, ran out of alts
so you're really both Minion777 and f0d?

or are you just jerking me off?

Minion's inside me


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 04:56 AM Reply

I blam quite a bit more often than I do protect. You may not believe me about this due to the fact that I have more saves than blams, but my Protects to Blams ratio has dropped from 4.7 to 1.7 since January, and I'm not slowing down with my blamming. I feel that far too much shitty Flashes have been passing, and I want to help put a stop to this, despite the fact that my votes rarely make any difference.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 05:03 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 04:56 AM, mwmike wrote: I feel that far too much shitty Flashes have been passing, and I want to help put a stop to this, despite the fact that my votes rarely make any difference.

Amen brother! Alone we are helpless to change. It is only when we stand together that we can make a difference! Take up your arms and stand along side me my brothers, and we can vanquish this beast!

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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 05:11 AM Reply

In 5 days Newgrounds will become 5x gayer than it already is.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 05:25 AM Reply

I feel powerful when I am blamming!!!

Fear my wrath, shitty flashes!


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 05:26 AM Reply

Awaiting Chris Beer cameo.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 05:32 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 04:27 AM, FurryDemon wrote: I'm a low level.
My votes do jack shit.

Ah, but it's still a contribution.
For example, my Voting power at the moment is 6.7. Yours is around 4.7. If we both voted 0 on a flash, that could count as someone with 11.4 Voting Power voting 0 on a flash. It all adds up.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 05:34 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 05:32 AM, No36 wrote:
Ah, but it's still a contribution.
For example, my Voting power at the moment is 6.7. Yours is around 4.7. If we both voted 0 on a flash, that could count as someone with 11.4 Voting Power voting 0 on a flash. It all adds up.

And with my 11.09 voting power we'll be fucking laughing.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 05:46 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 03:52 AM, McJesus wrote: Newgrounds was once a land of pristine beauty and considered sacred ground

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Oh hey, look. You actually got me to do something here. How about that!

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME A RAGING BALL OF HATE LIKE YOURSELF CONFOUND IT

I hope Gamera smites you for your wicked ways.

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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 05:50 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 03:52 AM, McJesus wrote: WE MUST BLAM THE INFIDELS!

Indeed, let the forces of evil consuming our community, unraveling the shadows within, distaining us in a distant darkness, meet a fiery death today. Shit begone.

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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 05:59 AM Reply

Is it just me or has this thread actually had a certain effect on the portal since it was made? It seems to me that more stuff is getting blammed now than it would usually be the case.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 06:29 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 05:59 AM, FC-Thun-Fan wrote: Is it just me or has this thread actually had a certain effect on the portal since it was made? It seems to me that more stuff is getting blammed now than it would usually be the case.

About half of the things I just 0'd got blammed, so I'd say so. IF WE ALL PITCH IN, OUR PORTAL CAN BE A HAVEN FOR AWESOME ONCE AGAIN!!1

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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 06:32 AM Reply

At 3/1/09 05:59 AM, FC-Thun-Fan wrote: Is it just me or has this thread actually had a certain effect on the portal since it was made? It seems to me that more stuff is getting blammed now than it would usually be the case.

Since it was created I've gained 7 Blams and 1 protects, and although a higher percent of Flashes that have been coming in are being blammed today, it's nothing out of the ordinary. There's bound to be a torrent of shitty submissions being saved sometime today, as well. I hope this thread has effected the portal, though it's unlikely.


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 06:33 AM Reply

B-b-b-b-b-b-ut.....I'm a total stat whore :'(
Saves are like, totally more likely so HOW CAN I LEVEL UP D:


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 06:33 AM Reply

I blam most things anyway, I'm no Flash artist but I know when something's been made shit.

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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 06:37 AM Reply

I am seriously blaming almost everything now :O


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 06:39 AM Reply

i blam anything smaller than 1MB...


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Response to The Age of Blamming is Nigh! Mar. 1st, 2009 @ 06:40 AM Reply

How's this for a challenge then: get a blam on Clock Day.


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