I think my cousin likes me...
Take pictures of her naked and when she asks why tell her you want to show them to your internet buddies, she'll totally understand!
Why would I bother reading that... Use paragragphs next time.
At 1/5/08 02:58 PM, Saint-Jesus wrote: Why would I bother reading that... Use paragragphs next time.
you fucking idiot i did that on the first page >:(
you know this was copied and pasted right, i've seen this before, he just changed the holiday. also the wall of text gives it away ALOT
-JOCKER :]
No, thats how you imagined it.
It really went like this:
Over the Christmas break my family dragged me along to a boring New Years Eve party; I didn't know anyone there so I spent most of my time in the basement playing with myself. Then my cousin Jane came down the stairs. Before I could help myself I looked at her chest and jacked my load.
She was pretty shocked and she fell onto the pool table, her dress went up and I could see her underwear, it was an electric purple thong. I came again.
She ran away, leaving me to think up my own rendition of what really happened.
At 1/5/08 03:31 PM, NiceToBeHated wrote: you know this was copied and pasted right, i've seen this before, he just changed the holiday. also the wall of text gives it away ALOT
-JOCKER :]
I wrote this myself I'm not lying it took me the better of an hour to do. I don't know why you think i stole it. I wrote it myself and i just pasted it from Microsoft work then posted it thats why it is a wall. If you really think i stole it show me the original thread but i tell you i wrote it myself.
wtf is a "jocker"?
jocker- someone who steals other peopls stories and work
i just thought you didn't write it, because its epicly descirbed. knoqing most newgrounders have an iq of a snail
Uh... not shit.... Sounds hot, Id fuck her
At 1/4/08 11:20 PM, babo-santa wrote: Here this is all i could find its her last summer before she dyed her hair
sorry for taking so long i had to figure out how to scan it and shit
If you have no morals... and know you can't get caught... tap it.... or I will.
I fucking love these threads, and if she made the move on you yea she probably likes you. But if she ends up pregnant you'll have a three toed retarded baby and everyone in your family will think you're a freak. This is one of the best incest stories I've read in a while, anyone know a site where I can get more?
At 1/5/08 03:48 PM, NiceToBeHated wrote: jocker- someone who steals other peopls stories and work
i just thought you didn't write it, because its epicly descirbed. knoqing most newgrounders have an iq of a snail
You don't "knoq" newgrounders, you just signed up 6 days ago. I hate it when noobies think they are smart enough to make assumptions about the community. Until that lolipop in your avatar is replaced with a real weapon you're just a noob with poor grammar.
At 1/4/08 11:20 PM, babo-santa wrote: Here this is all i could find its her last summer before she dyed her hair
sorry for taking so long i had to figure out how to scan it and shit
Hell, I'd hit that. Hey, where does your cousin live?
Incest, in my BBS?
It's more common then you think.
Grey power.
At 1/5/08 03:37 PM, StolenBoi wrote:
She ran away, leaving me to think up my own rendition of what really happened.
Beautiful. Fucking Beautiful.
*claps*
_=Give them your death, but take from them, EVERYTHING=_
You should fuck her anyway, if she's your cousin, or friend.
JUST FUCKING JACK HER
Oh really...
Dude, it's Paradox in disguise.
He's using you, just like he used cherries...
jejeje
And if we run outta bullets? Heh, baby, they're gonna wish we hadn't....
This Is A Signature.
Oh really...
hay
She had sex with you, and you THINK she likes you? Isn't the answer obvious enough?
Long time, no see!
At 1/5/08 01:32 AM, LastSpartan wrote:At 1/5/08 01:31 AM, XzaLLeNT wrote: fuck her!I would. Non-stop.
hard!
Girls like here come once, maybe a dozen times in a lifetime.
try oral sex. helps a LOT.
Did you know it's legal to marry your first cousin in alabama?
At 1/5/08 12:11 AM, babo-santa wrote:
I wasnt lying i just did a work of fiction and though everyone would have fun along the way...
yeah it was a pretty good trick
I am the original person who changed this signature....you can use it if you like.
You can tell it's fake by the lack of spelling and grammatical errors. Fucking epic, though.
Expand your vocabulary; feed the world.
At 1/4/08 09:52 PM, IammeoramI wrote: OH GOD! Big wall of text!!! PULL UP! PULL UP! PUL- *SMASH!*
but I guess I'll still read it hold on
Only thing to make literally laugh out loud on the BBS today.
And BTW, topic-starter, incest fanfiction is incest fanfiction. I don't believe that for a second. If, on the off chance that that actually did happen, then consider if you like her, and maybe talk to her. I mean really, i have nothing against incest so long as you're not planning on having children, but at least make sure that you're not making a mistake here.
We are the resistance, we are the underground, we are Newgrounds: home of the original cock joke.
The world takes everything too seriously.
This is not a signature.
If you have a sexual experience with your cousin on a pool table, you might be a redneck.
Well, bobo-santa, I guess its time to wip out the trailer and get yourself a shot gun, youz a hill billy now boy! YEEEE HAAA!!!!!
Just remember, if you ever get her pregnant in some way, your kids will end up looking like this
At 1/5/08 04:32 PM, Ceti wrote: Incest, in my BBS?
It's more common then you think.
All those recessive genes :O
It's frightening.
bro at me come
Even if it's not true it still gave me a boner. I almost fucked my cousin once but i bitched out and im glad i did.
I am a god this topic is still hear!! yeah for incest and yeah for the ability i have for giving people erections!!
