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Whats the difference between a...

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Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 21:03:35


pizza, and a jew?

Pizzas don't scream.
BA DUM BSH

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 21:08:09


Wow, you just hit a new low of stupidity.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 21:09:22


At 12/28/07 09:08 PM, SIXTYoneVW wrote: Wow, you just hit a new low of stupidity.

Your just pissed, because you don't get the joke.

BA DUM BSH?

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 21:10:29


okay... dude its rascist and ...
well just rascist
now i know i dont have 2 read it but u could get banned or suspended for that


YAH MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:13:26


At 12/28/07 09:10 PM, james44445 wrote: okay... dude its rascist and ...
well just rascist
now i know i dont have 2 read it but u could get banned or suspended for that

rascist joke is rascist

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:14:24


Hm..

Old joke is old.

What do NGers and apples have in common?

Heh? Heh?!

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:15:02


You missed out the oven bit, which is the crux of the joke really.

How disappointing.

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:15:36


That was stupid.


There once was a dude,

That ran in the nude.

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Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:15:51


At 12/28/07 10:13 PM, uzi47 wrote:
rascist joke is rascist

That, good sir, is a bannable offense.


Last.fm

Why the fuck did I like these forums again

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Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:17:50


Theres no difference because they both fucked your mom.

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:18:04


why did the plane crash?

cause the pilot was a tomato.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:19:46


Yet one difference, but so many similarities.

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:20:04


I find food and human comparisons fun!

If only humans tasted good...

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:21:50


what's the difference between you and a mallard with malaria?

one's a sick duck, and...
I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.


Whoa... Homemade Sig.

I'll be writing a fan-fic soon... it'll probably be about Sonic. Sonic roolz!

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Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:23:11


At 12/28/07 10:13 PM, uzi47 wrote: rascist joke is rascist
At 12/28/07 10:14 PM, SockMyDink wrote: Old joke is old.

Ba DUM Tsh!

Well, you both "contributed" in a way after that sentence, so you're okay, I think.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:24:37


You don't know?

I'll take the pizza then, you can take the jew.

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:25:26


At 12/28/07 10:23 PM, Corky-D wrote: Ba DUM Tsh!

Well, you both "contributed" in a way after that sentence, so you're okay, I think.

Dammit. I knew I fucked up somehow.

Haha.

Lameass mod is lame.

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:26:25


At 12/28/07 09:03 PM, uzi47 wrote: pizza, and a jew?

Pizzas don't scream.
BA DUM BSH

well, first off, Jews are humans, they have a religion, they have facts, values, and ethics. They believe that the messiah or some shit hasn't come yet...

A pizza is a round, tasty italian pie, usually made with cheese and tomato sauce, and sometimes topped with meats and vegetables.

...and yes, pizzas don't scream.


Whoa... Homemade Sig.

I'll be writing a fan-fic soon... it'll probably be about Sonic. Sonic roolz!

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Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:29:00


At 12/28/07 09:03 PM, uzi47 wrote: pizza, and a jew?

Pizzas don't scream.

Not only is that joke incredibly old, you told it wrong. You're supposed to add "in the oven" -- otherwise it's just stupid. Although the joke is stupid to begin with, so...

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:31:05


That's a classic. Poor pizzas though.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:32:33


At 12/28/07 10:13 PM, uzi47 wrote: rascist joke is rascist

Judaism is a race.


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whoa art what

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Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:38:32


Hey, look at the good point of that joke it's as dumb as you.

Response to Whats the difference between a... 2007-12-28 22:40:04


At 12/28/07 09:03 PM, uzi47 wrote: pizza, and a jew?

Pizzas don't scream.
BA DUM BSH

said Hitler.


DIh nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih BATMAN.