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Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 09:03 PM Reply

pizza, and a jew?

Pizzas don't scream.
BA DUM BSH
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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 09:08 PM Reply

Wow, you just hit a new low of stupidity.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 09:09 PM Reply

At 12/28/07 09:08 PM, SIXTYoneVW wrote: Wow, you just hit a new low of stupidity.

Your just pissed, because you don't get the joke.

BA DUM BSH?
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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 09:10 PM Reply

okay... dude its rascist and ...
well just rascist
now i know i dont have 2 read it but u could get banned or suspended for that


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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:13 PM Reply

At 12/28/07 09:10 PM, james44445 wrote: okay... dude its rascist and ...
well just rascist
now i know i dont have 2 read it but u could get banned or suspended for that

rascist joke is rascist

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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:14 PM Reply

Hm..

Old joke is old.

What do NGers and apples have in common?

Heh? Heh?!
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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:15 PM Reply

You missed out the oven bit, which is the crux of the joke really.

How disappointing.

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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:15 PM Reply

That was stupid.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:15 PM Reply

At 12/28/07 10:13 PM, uzi47 wrote:
rascist joke is rascist

That, good sir, is a bannable offense.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:17 PM Reply

Theres no difference because they both fucked your mom.

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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:18 PM Reply

why did the plane crash?

cause the pilot was a tomato.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:19 PM Reply

Yet one difference, but so many similarities.

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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:20 PM Reply

I find food and human comparisons fun!

If only humans tasted good...
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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:21 PM Reply

what's the difference between you and a mallard with malaria?

one's a sick duck, and...
I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:23 PM Reply

The jew isn't as delicious.

FYI that joke is probably older than you.
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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:23 PM Reply

At 12/28/07 10:13 PM, uzi47 wrote: rascist joke is rascist
At 12/28/07 10:14 PM, SockMyDink wrote: Old joke is old.

Ba DUM Tsh!

Well, you both "contributed" in a way after that sentence, so you're okay, I think.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:24 PM Reply

You don't know?

I'll take the pizza then, you can take the jew.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:25 PM Reply

At 12/28/07 10:23 PM, Corky-D wrote: Ba DUM Tsh!

Well, you both "contributed" in a way after that sentence, so you're okay, I think.

Dammit. I knew I fucked up somehow.

Haha.

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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:26 PM Reply

At 12/28/07 09:03 PM, uzi47 wrote: pizza, and a jew?

Pizzas don't scream.
BA DUM BSH

well, first off, Jews are humans, they have a religion, they have facts, values, and ethics. They believe that the messiah or some shit hasn't come yet...

A pizza is a round, tasty italian pie, usually made with cheese and tomato sauce, and sometimes topped with meats and vegetables.

...and yes, pizzas don't scream.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:29 PM Reply

At 12/28/07 09:03 PM, uzi47 wrote: pizza, and a jew?

Pizzas don't scream.

Not only is that joke incredibly old, you told it wrong. You're supposed to add "in the oven" -- otherwise it's just stupid. Although the joke is stupid to begin with, so...

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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:31 PM Reply

That's a classic. Poor pizzas though.


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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:32 PM Reply

At 12/28/07 10:13 PM, uzi47 wrote: rascist joke is rascist

Judaism is a race.


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whoa art what

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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:38 PM Reply

Hey, look at the good point of that joke it's as dumb as you.

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Response to Whats the difference between a... Dec. 28th, 2007 @ 10:40 PM Reply

At 12/28/07 09:03 PM, uzi47 wrote: pizza, and a jew?

Pizzas don't scream.
BA DUM BSH

said Hitler.


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