See, I managed to steal some guys invite to a party, and now I get to go. A girl I like is going, and I want to impress her. Since you guys are down with this sort of thing, I need some help in deciding how.
First there's Runescape. I don't care that she's got a baby at seventeen, I'm pretty sure she's an avid player. We can laugh at noobs together, perhaps even do some trading. She's bound to be impressed by my prayer level, it's out of this world.
I could also go for a DVD. I just got Pokemon: The First Movie for Christmas. We could sit in her room and watch it by candle light, and I could tell her all the different pokemon, as well as which are clones and which aren't. I figure that's pretty romantic idea.
Or I could introduce you guys to her. Let her have a go on the BBS. We can laugh at rape jokes, photoshop 9/11 or even get banned. Just for fun. Once she sees what a player I am here, she'll fall for me in no time. I don't care if her boyfriend/father of child-to-be is a 'cool kid'. He'll have no chance.
If push comes to shove, there's date rape. But that would ruin our future friendship, so it'll be a last resort.
Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.
