So many ways that's just wrong... So... many... ways...
His life was gentle; and the elements so mixed in him, that Nature might stand up,
And say to all the world, THIS WAS A MAN!
--William Shakespeare--
I need to impress a girl.
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wack off onto her face/hair while shes in deep sleep.
Gooch for MOD 09'
You know Yo-Gi-oh cards are the shit for a date as well. I gotz me a nice deck and man does it attract women.....
<"Clusterfuck of ideas heading nowhere... " Writersblock
At 12/27/07 04:26 PM, DaVeB0T wrote:At 12/27/07 04:13 PM, Sidorio wrote: I drew Pickachu on my penis and flopped it out while she was on the toilet. Where did I go wrong?How could this happen to meeeeeee?
She was just peeing. It's no biggy, I do it to my brother all the time.
Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.
At 12/27/07 04:30 PM, Sidorio wrote:At 12/27/07 04:26 PM, DaVeB0T wrote:She was just peeing. It's no biggy, I do it to my brother all the time.At 12/27/07 04:13 PM, Sidorio wrote: I drew Pickachu on my penis and flopped it out while she was on the toilet. Where did I go wrong?How could this happen to meeeeeee?
Shoulda jizzed in her hair while she was asleep.
Gooch for MOD 09'
By registering as a NG member, you have signed yourself into eternal rejection and singleness.
Kill a man, you're a murderer, kill many, you're a conqueror, kill 'em all, and you're a god!
No way! You need to show her your Guitar Hero skills first!
Sorry to say but all your ideas (besides the last) one suck.
Does anybody even read these?
if you sow her your rs account she'll throw up on your com and run awa screaming.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
