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Kangaroo farts. Are they the key?

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Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 09:04:33


This article explains how our marsupial furry friend's farts can save us all from our impending doom, GLOBAL WARMING.

What's your opinion?

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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 09:05:23


I can't click that link, I'll die laughing.


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 09:05:33


At 12/7/07 09:04 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: This article explains how our marsupial furry friend's farts can save us all from our impending doom, GLOBAL WARMING.

What's your opinion?

Yes. (Referring to title without reading the article)

SEE WAT I DID THAR?1

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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 09:07:38


ok this thread just hit the 2 far limit

Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 09:11:04


Big Problem, simple solution... however I did not think that it would be that simple.


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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 09:13:04


At 12/7/07 09:07 AM, rock-starclock wrote: ok this thread just hit the 2 far limit

You obviously haven't lurked that much.


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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 09:21:46


At 12/7/07 09:04 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: This article explains how our marsupial furry friend's farts can save us all from our impending doom, GLOBAL WARMING.

What's your opinion?

Well, maybe they farts can stop the global warming, but thats so smell we will die from the stink instead.


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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 09:30:00


At 12/7/07 09:21 AM, Creakskiey wrote:
At 12/7/07 09:04 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: This article explains how our marsupial furry friend's farts can save us all from our impending doom, GLOBAL WARMING.

What's your opinion?
Well, maybe they farts can stop the global warming, but thats so smell we will die from the stink instead.

ifya read the article you would have seen that 'roo farts are methaneless. Therefore explaining their insufferably smug demeanor because.............

wait for it............

THEIR FARTS DON'T STINK

ha ha ha ha roflmfao

i h8 cliches and all who use them.

Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 09:30:24


i know how to speed up stoping global warming give the roos mexican food

Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 09:53:52


Well that's...neat.

Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 09:55:02


That picture makes me feel sad.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 10:05:35


At 12/7/07 09:55 AM, Gagsy wrote: That picture makes me feel sad.

awwwww
Don't be sad gagsy, besides it's not that much different then a trained monkey, seeing eye dog or even Fipper the dolphin.

Here this one should cheer u up. :)

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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 10:09:28


Every 100 people should have a kangaroo as a pet and they should fart freely.

Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 10:12:18


Wow. Just wow. Seriously, who the hell cme up with that idea? "ok, let's make us a headliner!" "cars are secretly being manufactured to destroy the world" "nope." " Mr. Bean is the solution to world hunger." "Yeah right" "Kangaroo farts will stop global warming" "PERFECT"

Genius.


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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 10:14:30


At 12/7/07 10:05 AM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
Here this one should cheer u up. :)

Oh yes, I love a bit of Kangaroo sex.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 10:32:19


At 12/7/07 10:14 AM, Gagsy wrote:
Oh yes, I love a bit of Kangaroo sex.

yep. nothing like 2 'roos bumping uglies to cheer everyone's day.

But seriously. I think it's so cool that they can isolate, cultivate and then inseminate the unique bacteria kangaroos have in their stomachs into other mammals. Like cows and horses. Shit maybe they'll be able to do the same for humans one day.

Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 10:53:00


Sure, let's play God some more.


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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 11:08:58


At 12/7/07 10:53 AM, WilliWowza wrote: Sure, let's play God some more.

why not? "playing god" has created insect and disease resistant crops, cures for diseases and a myriad of other things.

Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-07 12:19:33


At 12/7/07 09:13 AM, balto-boy wrote:
At 12/7/07 09:07 AM, rock-starclock wrote: ok this thread just hit the 2 far limit
You obviously haven't lurked that much.

Neither have you


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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-10 08:52:55


this guy's farts probably wouldn't be helpful at all.

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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-10 09:23:11


This has got to be the most awesome anti global warming thing ever. Fuck reducing OUR carbon emissions, make cows fart healthy!

Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-10 09:26:21


So how will they transfer kangaroo genes to all the upcoming cars/facotires in the world?


The latest: Hexa #97 (May)

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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-10 10:06:03


At 12/7/07 09:13 AM, balto-boy wrote:
At 12/7/07 09:07 AM, rock-starclock wrote: ok this thread just hit the 2 far limit
You obviously haven't lurked that much.

Aha.. I remember still thinking DG was a girl in that thread. Oh man...


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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2007-12-10 11:14:15


At 12/10/07 09:26 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: So how will they transfer kangaroo genes to all the upcoming cars/facotires in the world?

they'll be transfering bacteria...not genes read through the thread.

ass

Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2008-10-20 20:53:47


Kangaroos actually ARE the key.

Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2008-10-20 21:00:17


Sorry, the page you requested was not found.

Aw! I wanted to see it!


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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2008-10-20 21:01:55


At 10/20/08 08:53 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Kangaroos actually ARE the key.

Hopping around and boxing? Never thought of it that way...


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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2008-10-20 21:03:13


That kangaroo in the picture looks like a sex slave.

That turns me on.
Furry-Bondage fetish for the lulz.

Poozy- Using all caps in the most effective ways...

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Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2008-10-20 21:03:30


At 10/20/08 09:00 PM, RobotTaco wrote: Sorry, the page you requested was not found.

Aw! I wanted to see it!

Well since someone bumped my old thread might as well re-link a working site.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,228 79806-29277,00.html
It's not the same exact one I originally linked but it covers the same stuff...

Response to Kangaroo farts. Are they the key? 2008-10-20 21:03:43


Here go scientist with their "real" facts about useless things again!


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