I fuck you not. After something unmentionable happened on some site, someone offered to buy me any birthday present I wanted.
I would have jumped for another computer, but he doesn't have that kind of money, so we settled on..
Since I anticipated the "Pics or it didn't happen", I'll post a picture of it when it comes.
Not in me.
...a sex toy...
I could think of better things then that, yet they don't come up to thought.
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darcness1 sez: Newgrounds moderators scare small children.
I got it!
Make him give you a penicorn instead.
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At 12/5/07 08:29 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: What kind of sex toy?
You'll see :X
SON OF BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER? DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
A sex toy thread made by a female?
WE'RE BREAKING GROUNDS SKIPPER!
At 12/5/07 08:32 PM, Noodleboy111 wrote: A fleshlight?
No, it goes in me. Not on me. :3
Where is this person? Do they only work for you? Do they exist only in the imagination of those who want to believe? because I've been dying for a penny arcade hoodie! oh and also, did they happen to mention what kind of sex toy?
We are the resistance, we are the underground, we are Newgrounds: home of the original cock joke.
The world takes everything too seriously.
This is not a signature.
At 12/5/07 08:32 PM, Noodleboy111 wrote: A fleshlight?
I might look to get one of those
Eeeyup~
Haha, are you going to get that guy v&?
"If you had what normal men had, I wouldn't need batteries anymore!"
At 12/5/07 08:47 PM, BetterThanYou372 wrote: y would you ask for such a thing?
Because, it's going to feel really, really, really good.
At 12/5/07 08:47 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: I'll buy it.
You only say that because you've seen me naked :X
At 12/5/07 08:51 PM, DepressedStone wrote: Haha, are you going to get that guy v&?
wot
Not sure what to think of this one.
Ew?
Ok?
Whatever?
Cool?
Hot?
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
I must say, you don't see something like this everyday.
I'd love to hear from you. :3 | E-Mail: evansweeney@gmx.com | AIM: EvantheDeku | Oh dear, Dekuboy is back..
I AM SITTING AT THIS COMPUTER
AND IS DIEING EVERY SECOND I DON'T SEE THE TOY
DIh nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih nih BATMAN.
At 12/5/07 08:55 PM, Gagsy wrote: Be careful.
It's a trap.
You won't regret it.
At 12/5/07 08:56 PM, jallo212 wrote: I AM SITTING AT THIS COMPUTER
AND IS DIEING EVERY SECOND I DON'T SEE THE TOY
o lawd
At 12/5/07 09:01 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
You won't regret it.
Answer please - Does it go inside you?
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
Aren't you that gay guy? I expect you to shove it in your asshole.
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
At 12/5/07 09:13 PM, Gagsy wrote: Answer please - Does it go inside you?
Ask and ye shall be answered.
At 12/5/07 09:15 PM, AlexMoosh wrote: Aren't you that gay guy? I expect you to shove it in your asshole.
Lmfao?
This thread has my 13 year pre-pube boy genes tingling and waiting for pixtorz of teh secksay toy. Oh lawd.
You don't look anywhere close to a female.
Grey power.
At 12/5/07 09:21 PM, DragonsGrief wrote:
Ask and ye shall be answered.
Oh whoops.
Butt plug? Dildo? Vibrator?
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
Get a vibrator, it can make lightsaber sounds!
