The Steam Powered Toilet Seat.

[FrozenSheep]

I just finished designing the schematics for my steam powered toilet seat.
I automaticly lifts the seat when you need to pee
and it stays down when you need to give birth to a shit baby.
It uses presure sensors and its powered by coal and steam so theres no need for gas.

It also has an alarm system for intruders.
So if anyone brakes into your house to take a shit.
You'll Know.

It also has an optional robotic arm that wipes when your finish.
Its also leather coated, and it comes in three colors.
White, Bright Green, and Samuel L. Jackson
You can also get it with a custom pain job like Tom Fulps face for example.

It also was a sound system so when you take a shit, you have some relazing
elvator music to ease your pronlems away.
and it plays Speed metal when you pee.

It also has an optional robotic arm that wipes when your finish.
Its also leather coated, and it comes in three colors.
White, Bright Green, and
You can also get it with a custom pain job like Tom Fulps face for example.

PATENT PENDING!!!

what do yo guys think?

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

At 7/12/07 11:28 PM, FrozenSheep wrote: You can also get it with a custom pain job like Tom Fulps face for example.

Yeah Tom Fulp's face is a pain.

[MeMaMoMoo]

pics please

[Raguel]

I'd like some Tom Fulp face pain in Samuel L Jackson colour please.

[749-Pi]

anyone else see what I saw?

Lol, Samuel L. Jackson

[FrozenSheep]

At 7/12/07 11:34 PM, Raguel wrote: I'd like some Tom Fulp face pain in Samuel L Jackson colour please.

shit, i'm gonna make millions.

i take credit.

[Skidmarkman]

At 7/12/07 11:34 PM, Raguel wrote: I'd like some Tom Fulp face pain in Samuel L Jackson colour please.

Make it Wesly Snipes color. Then you couldn't see the toilet seat in the dark.

[DickandNoodleSoup]

That was one of the greatest ideas ever.

[Raguel]

At 7/12/07 11:35 PM, FrozenSheep wrote:

At 7/12/07 11:34 PM, Raguel wrote: I'd like some Tom Fulp face pain in Samuel L Jackson colour please.

shit, i'm gonna make millions.

i take credit.

I forgot to ask.

Are you off your face right now?

[RAYMIEURCUYO]

What if you have guests and the toilet sends the alarm? or how will it be able to tell the intruders from guests?

[Spanish-Castle-Magic]

Damn. I need to get one.

[Darknessium]

Im tired of these muthafuckin posts about these muthafuckin steam powered toilets.

[Raguel]

At 7/12/07 11:40 PM, RAYMIEURCUYO wrote: What if you have guests and the toilet sends the alarm? or how will it be able to tell the intruders from guests?

The pain of Tom Fulp's face in Samuel L Jackson colour is the height of cutting edge technology.

Don't question it lest you wish to be consumed.

[FrozenSheep]

At 7/12/07 11:39 PM, DewclawedstormV1 wrote: Steam powered? Where are you getting the heat for that?

coal.

At 7/12/07 11:40 PM, RAYMIEURCUYO wrote: What if you have guests and the toilet sends the alarm? or how will it be able to tell the intruders from guests?

You have to give your guest a password. They have to scream the password to be able to use the bathroom.

The pre-set password is "I HAVE A VERY SMALL PENIS GAYGAYGAY!"

[Frankenspazz]

At 7/12/07 11:40 PM, Darknessium wrote: Im tired of these muthafuckin posts about these muthafuckin steam powered toilets.

....on this muthafuckin plane.

[PsychoticMind]

You deserve the nobel prize sir.

[FrozenSheep]

At 7/12/07 11:44 PM, PsychoticMind wrote: You deserve the nobel prize sir.

yes i do.

[FrozenSheep]

Bump?

[SilverBaller]

can i know the prize plz...
im ordering one immediatly.

[FrozenSheep]

At 7/12/07 11:41 PM, Raguel wrote: The pain of Tom Fulp's face in Samuel L Jackson colour is the height of cutting edge technology.

Nothing but state of the art shit here, man.

[FrozenSheep]

At 7/13/07 04:33 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: LOL I want one how much will thye sell for?

its still in the prototype stage.
When its finish, it should go on the market on about 30 dollars a pop.
plus tax.
The samual L jackson and the tom fulp jobs cost another 300 dollars.

plus tax.

[Ximos]

At 7/12/07 11:44 PM, PsychoticMind wrote: You deserve the nobel prize sir.

Heres your nobel prize!!!

[FrozenSheep]

At 7/13/07 01:29 PM, Ximos wrote:

At 7/12/07 11:44 PM, PsychoticMind wrote: You deserve the nobel prize sir.

Heres your nobel prize!!!

thanks to the you.

[FrozenSheep]

At 7/13/07 04:11 AM, FrozenSheep wrote: Bump?

Damn newb bumping his own thread.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

I want Pedobear on my toilet seat!

[FrozenSheep]

At 7/13/07 06:30 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I want Pedobear on my toilet seat!

Sure why not.

I might even make a child pr0n one for captian max.

his banned for child porn.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 7/13/07 06:44 PM, FrozenSheep wrote:

At 7/13/07 06:30 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I want Pedobear on my toilet seat!

Sure why not.

I might even make a child pr0n one for captian max.

his banned for child porn.

Oh my, that's disturbing.

[FrozenSheep]

At 7/13/07 06:46 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:

At 7/13/07 06:44 PM, FrozenSheep wrote:

At 7/13/07 06:30 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I want Pedobear on my toilet seat!

Sure why not.

I might even make a child pr0n one for captian max.

his banned for child porn.

Oh my, that's disturbing.

an a pedo bear toilet seat isint?

[RAYMIEURCUYO]

A toilet seat made of jelly beans or snickers

[FattyWhale]

Awesome, now I have a use for all that extra coal in the bathroom.