My mom doesn't mind sex...
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May i, prehaps, get in on a little bit of that sause thats being dispenced right there?
she is just trying to show you that she is giving you freedom of choice.
Shit.Lets trade moms.My mom would barely even allow a female in my room.........past problems xD
Well, there are two possible ways to respond:
You have a really cool mother.
You have a really stupid mother.
I choose both.
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okayy wow!
if my parents ever caught me having sex they would murder me and my boyfriend.
i wouldn't be here right now.
just remeber always use protection!
why i am here?
i do not know
At 3/25/07 02:35 AM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote: i use protection
thx for caring
Heh, i'm going to laugh if and when you get stuck with a pregnant girl at the age of 16 if it fails.
When I kissed Dillon at my friend's house when I was 11, my mom was fucking pissed at me.
If I brought a boy to my house, I have absolutely no idea what she would do.
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At 3/24/07 07:04 PM, Net-terrorist wrote: Your mom is cool.
he got a cool mom. i wish my mom was like that. use a condom my friend.
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At 3/24/07 07:06 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: She's lying!
She's gonna fuck you over for this later, believe me.
I think guys has something going here. This does seem very suspicious.
this guy fucking wants to be Cthulhu's jewish mother on some type of period and minopouse [sic] fusion!
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At 3/24/07 07:05 PM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote:At 3/24/07 07:04 PM, Net-terrorist wrote: Your mom is cool.cool or irresponsible..?
Mostly beef. Farmer Tannon's steer wandered on to the train tracks at the wrong time, and he gave us a good deal on what was left of it.
Your mom wants your girlfriend to get pregant because she hates you.
At 3/25/07 02:49 AM, SirLebowski wrote: Your mom wants your girlfriend to get pregant because she hates you.
no it is pretty akward
today she hinted at us both taking a shower together...
why i am here?
i do not know
Don't ask questions. If she gives the OK, then just do it.
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Lucky Bastard.... If my mom was like yours... I probobly wouldnt be me...
YOUR MOM IS THE BEST!
I'm back....
At 3/24/07 08:46 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote:and i thought you were dumb :OI'm not dumb, I know how to capitalize the beginning letter of each sentence. I also know how to put a period to end the sentence.
ever thought some people are just lazy?dident think so.
I'd put something witty here, but that would be pointless and unoriginal.
At 3/24/07 08:46 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: I'm not dumb, I know how to capitalize the beginning letter of each sentence. I also know how to put a period to end the sentence.
ever thought some people are to lazy?dident think so.
I'd put something witty here, but that would be pointless and unoriginal.
Sex is good if you do it rigth
END OF THREAD.
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I think i speak for every guy ever in the world when i say YOUR MUM IS THE BEST MUM EVER!!!!
you're just one lucky mother fucker, that's all. congratz
At 3/24/07 07:05 PM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote:At 3/24/07 07:04 PM, Net-terrorist wrote: Your mom is cool.cool or irresponsible..?
Nah shes trying to trick you man!
The instant you do it shes gonna open a can of wupp as on you. Shes trying to make you let your guard down.
I feel like typing today...
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
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At 3/25/07 07:05 PM, RacistBassist wrote:At 3/25/07 07:05 PM, CNRHKick wrote: I wish I had a mom like you.Why you would want a mom like him and not his mom?
I mean a mom like his mom. I'm not good at grammer. Sooooorrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy..... ;_; STOP MAKING FUN OF ME YOU HURT MY FEEEALLYYSSS!!!!
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At 3/24/07 07:05 PM, JoKeRsWiSeHaT wrote:At 3/24/07 07:04 PM, Net-terrorist wrote: Your mom is cool.cool or irresponsible..?
LOL, HOLY SHIT.
as far as that goes, your mom isn't responsible for your body and what you do to it. so it's wrong for you to be having sex in the first place, and wrong for her to just tell you to stop doing it in the living room.
At 3/25/07 07:21 PM, ATIFunkFire wrote:
as far as that goes, your mom isn't responsible for your body and what you do to it. so it's wrong for you to be having sex in the first place, and wrong for her to just tell you to stop doing it in the living room.
Wait wait wait wait wait... his mother doesn't have the right to tell him (a minor) not to have sex in the living room of HER house?
wtf? Well... this IS the general forum, so I shouldn't expect any less of a response.
so i take it ur the kind of guy that thinks people should wait till were married?
why i am here?
i do not know
