Ok me and my girlfriend were home alone at my house so we...
...do the dew
and all of a sudden my mom comes in the house and we quickly move to opposite sides of the couch.
My mom said
"you need to take the dog out"
i say ok but stay under the covers
Once she realizes that i have no shirt on she says
"do you need to exuse yourself?" and i say Ok...
i get dressed and take my dog out. While my canine friend relieves himself my mom steps out and speaks to me
She says "i don't mind you guys having sex because you are both responsible young adults"
i look at her and she pauses
then she says
"The living room isn't the best place though" and she laughs
now she asks us if we need to be alone all of the time
Is she serious or has something gone horribly wrong..?
why i am here?
i do not know
