People born in the 90's

[poxpower]

HEY, what the FUCK is your problem?
If you were born between 1990 and 1997, you suck, period.

What the hell do you have to show for yourself? Were you born when Elvis was rocking the world? Was Europe torn by war? Did JKF get shot during YOUR decade? How many extremely awesome musical artists overdosed on drugs while you pushed your way out of your mother's womb?
Huh? Could you even differenciate the fashion/ music of the time you were born with that of now? Shit no son, suspenders and shoulder pads went out of style december 31st 1989, so I guess you have nothing.

NOTHING

No nintendo.
No Beatles.
No Viet-Nam
No Transformers.

Why are you still alive?

[Reaperyami]

Tupac?

[Mr-Contradiction]

id have to agree, people just went downhill three years younger than me...

[the-blind-bandit]

Why are you still alive?

HOT DOG IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love you baby cakes.....

[Shaun]

At 3/19/07 11:36 PM, poxpower wrote: Why are you still alive?

because they are going to do that stuff later?
obviously.

like people born in the 80s are any better.
people havnt been cool since the 50s..
so the last cool people were probably born in the 30s.

[Mr-Chainsaw]

Shut up, Gramps.

Also, 1987 = best birth year ever. >:(

[McFooFa]

Street Sharks.

STREET

SHARKS

[LinkManDX]

Thank you for putting my life in perspective. I will kill myself now.

[Bolo]

The Clinton Years.

End Budget deficit.

Nirvana.

"Are you afraid of the dark?"

[Bazi]

Seinfeld, yay!!!

[TailsPrower]

At 3/19/07 11:36 PM, poxpower wrote: Why are you still alive?

You don't want me to live? Your cruel words... they stab me so.

/wrists

[Bolo]

1990 (The Year of Gulf War)
1991 (The Year the Soviet Union Collapses)
1992 (The Year of Buttafuoco Jokes)
1993 (The Year of Waco)
1994 (The Year OJ makes a break for it!)
1995 (The Year of the Oaklahoma City Bombing)
1996 (The Year of the Olympic Park bombing)
1997 (The Year of the Cloned Sheep)
1998 (The Year of Clinton's admission)
1999 (The Year of the Columbine Shooting)

[somestupidloser]

I was born in 1992, also, if you think that the 90's suck, you should think that the world wide web sucks along with it; now go back and watch your betamax tapes.

[Memorize]

At 3/19/07 11:38 PM, Bolo wrote: The Clinton Years.

What are you talking about? That's the most negative thing they have!

[sonicmega]

At 3/19/07 11:36 PM, poxpower wrote:

No nintendo.
No Beatles.
No Viet-Nam
No Transformers.

Why are you still alive?

Don't think for a moment that there wasn't a single day I cursed having been born in 1990. I praise Nintendo for having been created back then.

[Advent-Sinner]

Whew, barely made it. NOW COOL YES?

[EKublai]

scuse me.... Pokemon....

end of discussion

no wait.... playstation, first HDTV's, DSL/Broadband, small cellphones, NBA Chicago Bulls with Michael Jordan, we witnessed third hand the genocide famine in North Korea, the Gulf Wa, um, Tom Hanks, and..........

oh wait I forgot one important detail: THE CREATION OF NEWGROUNDS.COM!!!!

[Minion777]

thats settles it im a fucking leech faggot sucking off the dead skin cells of the 80's 70's and 60's cut my dick off right now and rip out my tongue cause all i had to listen to were some boy bands and a fucking drug abusing cunt

[Bolo]

At 3/19/07 11:42 PM, Memorize wrote:

At 3/19/07 11:38 PM, Bolo wrote: The Clinton Years.

What are you talking about? That's the most negative thing they have!

Like I said, no budget deficit, no wars, and things were looking up for the Israeli-Palestine conflict during these years.

I wasn't born in the nineties, but I sure as hell have fond memories of 'em.

[Memorize]

At 3/19/07 11:46 PM, Bolo wrote:

I wasn't born in the nineties, but I sure as hell have fond memories of 'em.

Of which, you only have the memories that affected you. Nevermind the countless allegations against Clinton and his breaking the law on multiple counts. Clinton isn't something to be proud of unless you're just going to ignore the facts.

[American-Chinker]

1992.
I was born.

[Bolo]

At 3/19/07 11:48 PM, Memorize wrote:

At 3/19/07 11:46 PM, Bolo wrote:

I wasn't born in the nineties, but I sure as hell have fond memories of 'em.

Of which, you only have the memories that affected you. Nevermind the countless allegations against Clinton and his breaking the law on multiple counts. Clinton isn't something to be proud of unless you're just going to ignore the facts.

I never said I was proud of the man himself. I said I was proud of the aura he created around the United States, and the fact that we were actually friends with Europe—even France—and the rest of the world.

I really can't say I'm proud of our country right now.

[somestupidloser]

At 3/19/07 11:48 PM, American-Chinker wrote: 1992.
I was born.

the best year ever in my opinion :)

[Memorize]

At 3/19/07 11:50 PM, Bolo wrote:

I never said I was proud of the man himself. I said I was proud of the aura he created around the United States, and the fact that we were actually friends with Europe—even France—and the rest of the world.

That's only because these weak individuals we call Americans have no rational thought in their minds regarding his era.

I really can't say I'm proud of our country right now.

Of course you wouldn't be. After all, we all know what you're like.

[DancingTomato]

Are you forgetting Spin City?

[DJSubstanc3]

Oh....just wanted to add to this fabulous post.

If you were born in the 90s...don't ever fucking call yourself a 90s kid. garrrr!!!!!!

[poxpower]

At 3/19/07 11:37 PM, madknt wrote:

like people born in the 80s are any better.

About 400 times better. This is just a rough approximation, as it's impossible to determine exactly how worthless people born in the 90's are. But between 398 and 402 times better.

people havnt been cool since the 50s..

If by "cool" you mean "beating their housewives with catholic newspapers" then yes, this is true.

At 3/19/07 11:38 PM, Bolo wrote: The Clinton Years.

End Budget deficit.

Nirvana.

"Are you afraid of the dark?"

politics don't count. Nirvana is a turd. And "are you afraid of the dark" was pretty awesome, but it doesn't make up for the teletubbies or Hanson.

At 3/19/07 11:39 PM, Bazi wrote: Seinfeld, yay!!!

started in 1988-89.
SO HA

At 3/19/07 11:41 PM, Bolo wrote: 1990 (The Year of Gulf War)
1991 (The Year the Soviet Union Collapses)
1992 (The Year of Buttafuoco Jokes)
1993 (The Year of Waco)
1994 (The Year OJ makes a break for it!)
1995 (The Year of the Oaklahoma City Bombing)
1996 (The Year of the Olympic Park bombing)
1997 (The Year of the Cloned Sheep)
1998 (The Year of Clinton's admission)
1999 (The Year of the Columbine Shooting)

I appreciate your help, but politics don't count, because EVERYTHING ALWAYS SUCKS all over the world.

At 3/19/07 11:41 PM, somestupidloser wrote: I was born in 1992, also, if you think that the 90's suck, you should think that the world wide web sucks along with it; now go back and watch your betamax tapes.

the internet was created in the 70's, I think, used by people in the 80's and became useful in the late 90's. Basically, the early 90's did nothing for the internet. On the other hand, it did plenty for...
hum...

At 3/19/07 11:45 PM, EKublai wrote:

oh wait I forgot one important detail: THE CREATION OF NEWGROUNDS.COM!!!!

no one knew this site before 1998... NO ONE.
No one knew what the fuck the internet was before then, except a couple nerds.

At 3/19/07 11:50 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: We got the originol gameboy, the start of the handheld consoles >:(

I think it was the first...

gameboys suck, because I never had one.
SCREW THAT

At 3/19/07 11:50 PM, somestupidloser wrote:

At 3/19/07 11:48 PM, American-Chinker wrote: 1992.
I was born.

the best year ever in my opinion :)

At least it wasn't 1994.
1994: the most boring year ever?

It just might be.

[Tancrisism]

I just made the quota by ten days. Huzzah.

[Warrickneff]

For some reason I have a hard time coming to term with people not born in the eighties.

[Bolo]

At 3/19/07 11:51 PM, Memorize wrote:

At 3/19/07 11:50 PM, Bolo wrote:

I never said I was proud of the man himself. I said I was proud of the aura he created around the United States, and the fact that we were actually friends with Europe—even France—and the rest of the world.

That's only because these weak individuals we call Americans have no rational thought in their minds regarding his era.

Oh come now. Did your father *surprise sex* you or something during the nineties? Anyone with rational thought would remember these proud, carefree days, where Jihadist terrorist attacks didn't happen in the United States, and where We were on good terms with basically everyone. Good will towards all is the image in my mind, and if you asked Amerca at large, it's what they'd say, too.

I really can't say I'm proud of our country right now.

Of course you wouldn't be. After all, we all know what you're like.

...And what is that? Smart? Proudly American?

I see no negative aspects.