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Serious pube question...

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Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:04:22


Yes, it's serious.
I'm planning to shave them (my pubes).
I just used scissors to cut them down to a stubble, but I have this little electric razor in the bathroom that I can use to get the rest out, but I don't want to do it without shaving cream.
What could I do to make it so that nobody can smell the shaving cream after I'm done?
Thanks.

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:04:58


wash them afterwards

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:05:27


cut off your pee-pee after... then no one will smell shaving cream, only blood!


teh 373rn4| r4bb17 pwn5 j00!111!1!

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Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:06:01


Cutting pubes sounds like the gayest fucking thing ever.

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:06:02


At 2/11/07 07:04 PM, PS3-fan wrote: wash them afterwards

I need to be sure though, because my parents will freak out on me, I don't even shave yet and they'll wonder why I smell like it.
So if I get in the shower afterwards and scrub with 3 different kinds of soap, will the smell still be there?

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:06:03


hahahahahah....

"SON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?"

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:06:04


your not a girl. Keep 'em

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:06:19


glue them to someone's face

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:06:44


You want to use shaving cream. If not you will get razor burn and it will itch until the hair starts coming back out. Just tell people you were shaving you hairy ass and ask them to look and to see if you got it all.


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Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:07:05


At 2/11/07 07:06 PM, condawg wrote:
At 2/11/07 07:04 PM, PS3-fan wrote: wash them afterwards
I need to be sure though, because my parents will freak out on me, I don't even shave yet and they'll wonder why I smell like it.
So if I get in the shower afterwards and scrub with 3 different kinds of soap, will the smell still be there?

how close are you with your parents? do they smell your balls everyday or something?

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:07:28


Its actually easier with shaving cream.but if you dont want to use it then just use scissors and try to cut as mush as possible.Then use a razor to cut the rest.

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:07:58


At 2/11/07 07:06 PM, Eoewe wrote: Just tell people you were shaving you hairy ass and ask them to look and to see if you got it all.

That made me lol
haha
and for those saying that it's faggish and that I'm a guy so I should keep them, it makes your dick look longer, and the ladies don't like da pubbs.

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:08:35


At 2/11/07 07:06 PM, Lord-Sonx wrote: glue them to someone's face

THEN PLAY AN ELABORATE PRANK ON THEM!

oh wait...

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:09:12


Just say you where playing with the shaving cream.


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Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:09:29


At 2/11/07 07:07 PM, condawg wrote:
and for those saying that it's faggish and that I'm a guy so I should keep them, it makes your dick look longer, and the ladies don't like da pubbs.

you are 14, i don't think girls at that age even wanna see a penis.

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:09:32


At 2/11/07 07:06 PM, AngryBanana wrote: Cutting pubes sounds like the gayest fucking thing ever.

It does, but I can honestly say they're fucking annoying sometimes, especially when you're freeballing and you get them caught in your zip after taking a piss.

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:10:11


Who gives a shit if they smell the shaving cream after? But if you really really feel a need to mask the smell of the shaving cream just rub the area where the shaving cream was with soap and the smell will have hopefully left.


kiss my ass!

im an attention whore DUR!

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Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:10:16


It's also very hygenic.

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:10:43


Shouldn't you more concerned about cleaning up all the pubes after you've shaved them?


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Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:11:29


Cut them up. Roll them up in a joint. Sell them.


PhilipAchapman@gmail.com Add me on MSN

I realise my use of the comma is pretentious as fuck, but it's habit.

Thanks to Mr. MuffDiver for the sig.

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Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:12:16


You're suppose to trim, not shave.

Are you joining the swim team or something?


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Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:12:58


what the hell? this shit is gay!


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Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:13:39


At 2/11/07 07:10 PM, ouchichi wrote: Shouldn't you more concerned about cleaning up all the pubes after you've shaved them?

I shave in the shower they go down the drain all the time.

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:14:13


At 2/11/07 07:07 PM, condawg wrote:
At 2/11/07 07:06 PM, Eoewe wrote: Just tell people you were shaving you hairy ass and ask them to look and to see if you got it all.
That made me lol
haha
and for those saying that it's faggish and that I'm a guy so I should keep them, it makes your dick look longer, and the ladies don't like da pubbs.

If your dick doesn't look big with pubes, IT ISN'T BIG. Cutting pubes doesn't change anything.

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:15:11


Best just hair gel them.

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:15:12


Just use a sharp knife. Don't be a pussy just hack away.


You have to know your name.

LOOP

One day you'll all miss me.

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Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:15:31


At 2/11/07 07:09 PM, PS3-fan wrote:
At 2/11/07 07:07 PM, condawg wrote:
and for those saying that it's faggish and that I'm a guy so I should keep them, it makes your dick look longer, and the ladies don't like da pubbs.
you are 14, i don't think girls at that age even wanna see a penis.

You'd be surprised.
Honestly now, come on.

At 2/11/07 07:10 PM, ouchichi wrote: Shouldn't you more concerned about cleaning up all the pubes after you've shaved them?

Do it in the shower.
Or above a toilet.
I would imagine a sink wouldn't be the best though...
you could never get it all down.

Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:15:56


Arent pubes fun? =D


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Response to Serious pube question... 2007-02-11 19:19:07


At 2/11/07 07:07 PM, condawg wrote:
At 2/11/07 07:06 PM, Eoewe wrote: Just tell people you were shaving you hairy ass and ask them to look and to see if you got it all.
That made me lol
haha
and for those saying that it's faggish and that I'm a guy so I should keep them, it makes your dick look longer, and the ladies don't like da pubbs.

It doesn't matter how long it looks to the girls. It matters how long it feels.