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There Are No Girls On The Internet.

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-24 17:58:18


there are no girls on the internet.

yeah there are, your mom was on by e-penis last night

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-24 18:00:23


At 2/24/06 05:59 PM, Azada wrote: It doesn't matter if there are girls on the internet or not, you're all just pixels on my monitor. :)

I can fap to pixels ;o


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-24 18:08:03


At 2/23/06 05:18 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote: Yes there are...

My girlfriend just got a newgrounds account last week :(

Wow, your girlfriend got a sex-change last week?


"I don't turn water to to wine but to cold coors light, I'm not Jesus I know, but I got that hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow"

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-24 18:52:32


At 2/24/06 07:49 AM, Gunter45 wrote: Women should be either cooking, cleaning, or conceiving. It's only sensible.

What do you mean "or"? Shouldn't they be doing all three (preferably at once)???


a.k.a. Mary

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"i guess it's settled that carm is a the manliest and most chauvinistic of mods? ^_________^" - Rucklo

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-24 18:55:03


Wtf is a girl to start off with?
Fucking crazy people. They are just a myth.


RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead

Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-24 18:57:02


At 2/23/06 05:18 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote: Yes there are...

My girlfriend just got a newgrounds account last week :(

She's a man, she told me.


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-24 19:24:10


there are girls on da internet myspace mostly tho and and most of the girls who spend much time on comp doing nuttin are ugly wit on lives (most not all)

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-24 19:25:46


well most of regualars are fat well this sends them packing so verey little #of girls

There Are No Girls On The Internet.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-25 08:04:33


At 2/24/06 10:18 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: Here you go, there are my man boobs. That's right, this is me. I know all of you want to sex me up.

Oh my!

There Are No Girls On The Internet.


a.k.a. Mary

My NG Wiki Page

"i guess it's settled that carm is a the manliest and most chauvinistic of mods? ^_________^" - Rucklo

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-28 14:04:41


WAIT A MINUTE!

What is this I found? Scroll about half way down the page

http://www.newground..id=24410&page=12

Hahaha, you're gonna kill me for this one Neph :P Aw look how young you are!


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-28 14:09:36


At 2/28/06 02:04 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: What is this I found? Scroll about half way down the page

Now I don't know what to believe. >:(
Can't you people leave my mind in peace?!


Self-published fiction: Mostly Lies

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-28 14:10:41


At 2/28/06 02:04 PM, Bobby_Jenkins wrote: Hahaha, you're gonna kill me for this one Neph :P Aw look how young you are!

Awww Neph looks so cute and innocent. That's a classic BBS flashback, thanks for that.


XBOX LIVE /// KevRS

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-28 14:13:38


At 2/23/06 05:18 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote: Yes there are...

My girlfriend just got a newgrounds account last week :(

i guess you guys are gay than?

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-28 14:15:55


does it matter if there are women on the internet? the internet is filled with pre-pubesent boys wanking off to some images of women.

the truth:

the internet contains no adults only children... tis a sad, sad day....

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-28 14:23:32


man u are looking in all the wrong places for girls mans i mean the internet ...pffft...think i met my GF on NG or fucking playing CS:S no i see her at school and then you get to know her and go out together not judging flashes or Pwning each other on some de_dust2 server

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-28 14:25:42


At 2/28/06 02:23 PM, Snypercore wrote: man u are looking in all the wrong places for girls mans i mean the internet ...pffft...think i met my GF on NG or fucking playing CS:S no i see her at school and then you get to know her and go out together not judging flashes or Pwning each other on some de_dust2 server

Who are you talking to again?


Self-published fiction: Mostly Lies

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-09-27 05:18:12


YOU HAVE SUCH A LARGE MAN-PENIS THAT YOU INTIMIDATE EVERY RED-BLOOD CELL IN MY MASCULNE BODY OK?

mine is too big :(


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-09-27 05:19:33


there are girls on the internet actually, my mum on yahoo checking her e mail, how u explain that morons :P

this is u

There Are No Girls On The Internet.


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-09-27 12:51:49


silly boys. No wonder no one on here has a gf. They deny our existence.


Mess With the Best...Die Like the Rest.

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-09-27 13:39:08


At 9/27/06 12:51 PM, fallenmaiden wrote: silly boys. No wonder no one on here has a gf. They deny our existence.

i dont deny the existence of girls on the internet, i can even see my mum on it!


:/

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