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There Are No Girls On The Internet.

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:16:56


What about tigerkitty?

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:18:02


Yes there are...

My girlfriend just got a newgrounds account last week :(

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:18:10


I dont get the big picture, a girl saying to she is you, well whats the big deal, a girl wants to be you, or you're that girl, im getting confused.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:19:28


It has all been a hoax, it's time to give it up.


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:19:50


Prote is a robot.
Maus is german.
Theres no female involved, at least there.

AND YOU HAVE A GUY NAME. WTFOMGLYAR. >:"(

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:19:59


At 2/23/06 05:18 PM, ChasmyrSS wrote: Yes there are...

My girlfriend just got a newgrounds account last week :(

Did you check between her legs for a third one?


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:20:14


At 2/23/06 05:16 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: That is all.

Who the fuck are you?

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:21:55


At 2/23/06 05:20 PM, Geechy wrote:
At 2/23/06 05:16 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: That is all.
Who the fuck are you?

That being teh Nephthys

I think..


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:22:16


At 2/23/06 05:20 PM, Geechy wrote:
At 2/23/06 05:16 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: That is all.
Who the fuck are you?

Someone had to do this, so:
Sorry, but who the fuck are you?
You are a level 1 with 250-ish posts. He is a level 10 with 5k+ posts, thus it is how the fuck are you because he is betetr know than you are.
That's how the BBS works.

THE INTERNET IS SERIOSU BUSINESS!

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:22:30


At 2/23/06 05:16 PM, CaptainPeepers wrote: What about tigerkitty?

She be a tiger, and a male one at that.


"Some kilometers SOUTH of Dublin, under more control of

the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:22:35


Has anyone ever said you look kind of like Uma Thurman? Maybe I'm the only one...

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:24:06


If I tuck my dick between my legs and go on the BBS, it counts, damnit!


Bleh.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:24:28


he's right there just aren't that many women on the internet, and those who claim they are, are probably some 80 yr old beating of to the thoght of little boys

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:25:59


O there on the internet, they're all on myspace

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:26:36


Oh SHIT! BETRAYEL! WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT!

Run for it boys!


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:27:12


At 2/23/06 05:16 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: Carmilla, Maus, Moloko, Jossos, SOAS and protoge-moi can all back me up on this one. I apologise if we led you to believe the contrary.

Yeah, everyone knows I'm protege-moi anyways :(

At 2/23/06 05:22 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: Please don't expect me to keep up with every random user that pops up on the forums these days. It doesn't matter who tigerkitty is anyway, because there are no girls on the internet.

Even so, I find it interesting you left out the faux girl Sarai...considering he is a mod.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:29:00


At 2/23/06 05:22 PM, Captain-Jack wrote:

Don't strain your head too hard there. There are no girls on the internet.

There are, they're just in MSN, hi5.com and some futile stuff they like to see.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:30:52


So Nephthy are you admiting that you have a pen0r?


Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:34:58


At 2/23/06 05:32 PM, Captain-Jack wrote:

You fail on so many levels.

You friggin paradox.

My head hurts. ._.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:36:35


At 2/23/06 05:32 PM, Captain-Jack wrote:
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET.

Dammit! Our secrets have been revealed!!!! To the fort, lads!

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:36:42


At 2/23/06 05:22 PM, Philipwn wrote:

You are a level 1 with 250-ish posts. He is a level 10 with 5k+ posts, thus it is how the fuck
im a level 8 with about 150 posts


Be trendy, rebel.

Signature image since 2008, you're welcome

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:39:24


Well, at least I wasn't stupid enough to flirt with one of those fakers.

<_<
>_>

Hey, I was only being nice! Shut up, you losers!


HEY MY NAME IS FRAGMENT, AND I GO TO THE POTTY ALLL BY MYSEEEELFFF

Don't talk back.<3

sig by Marsupial, copyright 2008 all rights reserved

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 17:48:47


I am ashamed to admit that Neph has a bigger penis than I.

That is why I cry myself to sleep.


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 18:04:16


At 2/23/06 05:52 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: Carmilla REVEALED!!1

Looks like he's got a little captain in him.

There Are No Girls On The Internet.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 18:08:16


At 2/23/06 05:52 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: There are some issues there.

WHAT ISSUES :P


The Newgrounds O-Ren-Ishii but with a nicer smile and still alive

Got Rice?

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 18:08:56


At 2/23/06 06:04 PM, Nephthys wrote: protoge-moi, you sly yet obviously male minx!

Maus.

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 18:10:56


At 2/23/06 06:08 PM, NazelbikAuthor wrote:
At 2/23/06 06:04 PM, Nephthys wrote: protoge-moi, you sly yet obviously male minx!
Maus.

Ho ho. Sir, that was most invigorating.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 18:15:25


At 2/23/06 06:13 PM, Captain-Jack wrote:
At 2/23/06 06:08 PM, Sarai wrote: WHAT ISSUES :P
YOU HAVE SUCH A LARGE MAN-PENIS THAT YOU INTIMIDATE EVERY RED-BLOOD CELL IN MY MASCULNE BODY OK?

Oh well, at least I make you horny.


The Newgrounds O-Ren-Ishii but with a nicer smile and still alive

Got Rice?

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 18:17:53


It is now revealed... those pics were too sexay to be real.

There Are No Girls On The Internet.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 18:18:42


At 2/23/06 05:46 PM, Captain-Jack wrote:
At 2/23/06 05:30 PM, -Gomez- wrote: So Nephthy are you admitting that you have a pen0r?
Yes. So post bobs or GTFO.

(.)(.) <--- there are you happy

BTW this thread stinks of penis.


Fuck you, you fucking fuck!

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