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There Are No Girls On The Internet.

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 19:38:03


Ha ha ha ha, So, which one of you is the alt accoiunt of josh bedn? I'm guessing protege. level ones, gotta love them. PENIS.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 19:38:18


What the hell I already knew this back in 99 when I cybered but everytime it was with a guy. The women dont belong outside the home and kitchen.


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

eX(Wi/Ht? #45)

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 19:52:12


- 75% of all women on the net are really guys.

- 5% of that remaining 15% are women posting as men as to not get constant cyber/picplz requests.

- And the last 10% are the women who aren't even on the internet.

All 3,214,983,000 of them.

PICSPLZ 'CAPN!!!1! GENERICNEWBTALK!1!1.1/5!!!@!!

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:09:52


Have you no respect for EveningShift's wishes to remain safely in the closet?!


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:11:16


At 2/23/06 07:23 PM, Melissa wrote:
And protege-moi and I have hot sweat man-sex every night.

I wish I knew how to quit you.


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:12:50


At 2/23/06 08:11 PM, protege-moi wrote:
At 2/23/06 07:23 PM, Melissa wrote:
And protege-moi and I have hot sweat man-sex every night.
I wish I knew how to quit you.

There's a 12-step program for that. The first step being you getting naked. I think you know how it goes from there.
>:o

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:17:45


At 2/23/06 08:13 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:
I don't think they are girls either though. :'(

They used to be...


Monster Count: 2999 - Countdown to 3000

DO ANY OF YOU BOYS LIVE IN VIRGINIA?!

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:20:08


At 2/23/06 08:12 PM, Melissa wrote:
At 2/23/06 08:11 PM, protege-moi wrote:
I wish I knew how to quit you.
There's a 12-step program for that. The first step being you getting naked. I think you know how it goes from there.
>:o

Mel, I don't know if I can do this anymore. Bottom line is... we're around each other an'... this thing, it grabs hold of us again... at the wrong place... at the wrong time... and we're dead.


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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:26:29


At 2/23/06 07:34 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: Also, you have too much sand in your vagina. Go cry.

real men cry blood.

There Are No Girls On The Internet.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:32:02


At 2/23/06 05:22 PM, Philipwn wrote:
At 2/23/06 05:20 PM, Geechy wrote:
At 2/23/06 05:16 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: That is all.
Who the fuck are you?
Someone had to do this, so:
Sorry, but who the fuck are you?
You are a level 1 with 250-ish posts. He is a level 10 with 5k+ posts, thus it is how the fuck are you because he is betetr know than you are.
That's how the BBS works
THE INTERNET IS SERIOSU BUSINESS!

Level, and posts don't matter AT ALL. The main thing that is important is the number of flash people have. You are missing the entire point, I am level 9 with what? 3 posts? Who cares how many posts people have? Besides flash, it also depends if the person is cock riding ( which is annoying) or just flat out stupid. Some people don't have any flash, one post, and level one, a person can still be "cool".

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:33:27


At 2/23/06 08:32 PM, DemonicDuo wrote:
. Some people don't have any flash, one post, and level one, a person can still be "cool".

No, it is impossible.


D13, the most elite you've ever seen.

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:34:40


At 2/23/06 08:32 PM, DemonicDuo wrote: Level, and posts don't matter AT ALL. etc, etc.

Noob

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:41:02


ROFL Bobo, you are the perfect example of the people I was talking about. PLZ STFU and don't waste your breath; you are making yourself look like a bigger faggot then you already are. kthxbai

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:41:19


yes they are! THey are simply on MYspace!

(trust me type in Bobbi Billard friends on that site..then get sum good links.... you know where this is going)


I AM THE LIZARD KING, I CAN DO ANYTHING

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:55:01


My sister almost logged on the other day, but I stopped her in time via a brick to the head. Who knows what could have happened had she reached the internet...


i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 20:58:14


The internet is just one big sausage fest.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:04:06


Girls on the internet?

Right, wait here while I ride my unicorn to get you some leprichaun gold.


So I'm basically awesome.

Original NG chat lives and thrives here.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:10:38


So that is why SOAS ignores my advances, she's a man and a gay one at that who kindly respects my heterosexuality..it all makes sense now. The pieces fall into place. Understanding and enlightenment.


XBOX LIVE /// KevRS

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:15:20


check my profile. -_-

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:15:55


I must admit, gentlemen. The jig is up.
I am a man.
Look at my lovely moustache I grew last year. :)

There Are No Girls On The Internet.


Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}

A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:18:21


There was a woman once, back when I had my sex change and became Vegetina, then shortly there after changed back. And Jade, that pic is damn scary..you have a thicker manstache than I ever had. Do I call you JackTheAssassin now?


XBOX LIVE /// KevRS

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:19:54


im not no guy!...thats just downright stupid...there are girls on the internet...ME! <3

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:19:57


At 2/23/06 09:18 PM, Vegeton wrote: There was a woman once, back when I had my sex change and became Vegetina, then shortly there after changed back. And Jade, that pic is damn scary..you have a thicker manstache than I ever had. Do I call you JackTheAssassin now?

...
*goes to change account name* XD


Tsukino Usagi of the NG /a/ {Sig by cast}

A ninja may be fast, but my dick is faster.

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:22:45


At 2/23/06 09:19 PM, omg_papercuts wrote: im not no guy!...thats just downright stupid...there are girls on the internet...ME! <3

Yes, my sexy e-wife. <3 But are you secretly my e-husband?! THAT'S NOT A FLASH LIGHT!


XBOX LIVE /// KevRS

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:23:52


At 2/23/06 09:22 PM, Vegeton wrote:
At 2/23/06 09:19 PM, omg_papercuts wrote: im not no guy!...thats just downright stupid...there are girls on the internet...ME! <3
Yes, my sexy e-wife. <3 But are you secretly my e-husband?! THAT'S NOT A FLASH LIGHT!

hahaha very funny...seriously thats funny...hah!

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:26:02


Kev, you're so lucky T_T


KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:34:15


your all jealous....of what? i do not know yet..hah!

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 21:45:18


At 2/23/06 09:34 PM, VegetonsE-Wife wrote: your all jealous....of what? i do not know yet..hah!

You got married to Vegeton? Since when?

*sells your myspace pic to playboy*

They would fap to a girl like you with clothes.

Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 22:47:59


At 2/23/06 10:44 PM, Captain-Jack wrote: I am so glad you stopped her. Who knows what could have happened? I assume it would result in time stopping, and me having to fix everything by travelling 88 miles per hour in a Delorean in some way.

THINK, MCFLY, THINK

As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph the instant the lightning strikes the tower... everything will be fine.


i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to There Are No Girls On The Internet. 2006-02-23 23:28:30


Cap, whatever did happen to your Nep account anyway?