Shrapnel is on, maybe i can get some helpfull medical advice.

sounds mean but...
hahahahahahhaahha
hahah
hahaahah
haaaaaaaaaa

ok im done

but seriously that sounds painful

remember

Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation ;)

At 1/7/06 11:08 PM, lordofchaos42591 wrote: sounds mean but...
hahahahahahhaahha
hahah
hahaahah
haaaaaaaaaa

ok im done

but seriously that sounds painful

remember

Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation ;)

its all in the secrets

At 1/7/06 11:08 PM, lordofchaos42591 wrote: Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation ;)

Rest and Ice sounds good...but compression?
how about I smack your dick with a hammer the squeeze it?!?!

Walruses have bones in there penises.

*Holds back laughter*Sorry, but even though I'm sure it happened, and I'm sure it hurt, I really just want to laugh my ass off. I'm sorry if you find it offensive, but I just can't help it! I mean, if you've got such bad aim, then try making your thrusts not so out , then in. At least keep your head in and you won't lose half an inch of your dick!

At 1/7/06 11:10 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Walruses have bones in there penises.

How the else would they life it? With a crane?

Sucks about you penis dude good think you didn't sprain it or you would be in some even worse pain.

At 1/7/06 11:13 PM, ZenGaijin wrote:

At 1/7/06 11:10 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Walruses have bones in there penises.

How the else would they life it? With a crane?

Sucks about you penis dude good think you didn't sprain it or you would be in some even worse pain.

Wow, and I though I was the only one between Newgrounds and Gaia

Okay dude, well, good luck with patching up your pakage. Hopefully the girl won't dump you

At 1/7/06 11:22 PM, LeonLionhart wrote: Okay dude, well, good luck with patching up your pakage. Hopefully the girl won't dump you

Why would she do that? my jonny still works, it;s just going to be fragile for
afew days.

You know like crack ya dick, all the teenagers are doing it!

At 1/7/06 11:27 PM, DancingTomato wrote: You know like crack ya dick, all the teenagers are doing it!

I love blacktastic.

At 1/7/06 11:30 PM, Enoll wrote:

At 1/7/06 11:27 PM, DancingTomato wrote: You know like crack ya dick, all the teenagers are doing it!

I love blacktastic.

Dont forget Marc M. who made the song, Blacktastic just made the Re-Mix

At 1/7/06 11:34 PM, Dark6 wrote:

At 1/7/06 10:24 PM, the_pretty_penis wrote: gfdsaga34yrat42

This guy felt so sorry for you he passed out on his keyboard. :[

He probably tried it for himself and found out how painfull it is.
Those are his silent e-cries.

Thanks a lot Enoll! Because of you, Im going to be petrified everytime I have sex!!!

Serriously though. That's got to suck. Hope it doesn't causs permenant damage.

haha, what a loser

You missed so hard you collided against the wall and broke your dick in half-- lol.

lol your going to have a bent dick soon like the guys in the porn movies

At 1/7/06 11:35 PM, -Mad_Max- wrote:

At 1/7/06 10:26 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Ask Shrapnel for medical advice.

Quoted for great justice!

Pfffft, last time i did that Shrapnel said me binge drinking while also being diabetic will shorten my life span.

Niiiiice.

I enjoyed the story because I know the feeling.

Just thought of this.
They could use your horrible tradegy to try to stop kids in highschool from having sex.
The slogan...
"Don't have sex untill your cock-eye coordination is ready."

At 1/7/06 11:37 PM, Indian_Wrestler wrote: lol your going to have a bent dick soon like the guys in the porn movies

Guys in pornos have bent dicks?
Everyone who isn't in porn has straight dicks?

At 1/7/06 11:52 PM, Enoll wrote: Everyone who isn't in porn has straight dicks?

Except you, that is.

well the whole thing is useless now...might as well cut it off and sell it on eBay

At 1/7/06 10:17 PM, simkiss wrote: I stopped lol'ing when i realised you weren't joking :O.

Same here i was literally roflmao

At 1/7/06 11:59 PM, VashVSGoku201 wrote: well the whole thing is useless now...might as well cut it off and sell it on eBay

Nice reading the topic there.

At 1/7/06 10:16 PM, Enoll wrote:

It's not about, I dunno....7 hours later? And it doesn't hurt anymore but there's
a swolen lump there and I'm hoping that goes away otherwise, it's off to the doctor.

Did you hear a 'crack' noise when you did it too? This could be a serious medical condition. You should get off the BBS and go to the doctor now, you may require sergery.

There are about 10,000 cases of broken penis's every year when a 'mishap' occurs in the bedroom. And if you don't see a doctor, there is a GOOD chance you will have PERMINATE ramifications, such as having problems getting an errection for the rest of your life.

I'm not fucking around either, there are two main blood cavities for an errection that must fll with blood for you to get an errection, and if it changed colors that means you broke it ( cause all the blood from your penis is now flowing outwards everywheres else). There have been cases where a man has managed to break both cavities and the urrethra, never able to get an errection agian.

At 1/7/06 10:16 PM, Enoll wrote: It was instant and my eyes watered, I just rolled overand lay there for ten minutes
fanitcly mubling swear words.

That is why I promote masturbation.

omg!!!!!!!!!!
how can you miss the hole?!?!?!
take it slow next time

you look like jack black with a bigger head