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is it even possible to break yor cock?

thats why i always keep my eye on the goal

At 1/8/06 09:39 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:

At 1/8/06 09:24 AM, ZenGaijin wrote:

At 1/8/06 09:14 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: NOW i remember why Im happy i dont have a penis.

they are breakable lawls.

Well your is very badly wounded every 28 days and bleeds uncontrollably.

Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.

O RLY? How come when we are on a really long road trip and need to go real badly, and there isn't a bathroom for miles, we can just get out, and just let it out. We don't have to squat down. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ownd

I did something like that with my girlfriend one time.. but it wasnt as bad as what happened to you lol I feel your pain :(

Jesus Christ! How hard were you fucking here?

At 1/8/06 11:34 AM, marioware wrote:

O RLY? How come when we are on a really long road trip and need to go real badly, and there isn't a bathroom for miles, we can just get out, and just let it out. We don't have to squat down. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ownd

We have the power of boobs. think about that.

Topic win!

At 1/7/06 10:20 PM, Enoll wrote: Me too! I thought it would just bounce or slide or something, but no, it
bends liek a fucking sausage hitting a brick wall.

Christ... Be more careful next time dude. That's awful.

eeeeee dude i brocke my leg 4 days ago you n000b i hav 2 broken legs now this is much panfuler than broken dicks!

At 1/8/06 11:56 AM, zege7 wrote: eeeeee dude i brocke my leg 4 days ago you n000b i hav 2 broken legs now this is much panfuler than broken dicks!

LOL I nominate this for best post of 2006.

Ow, sorry man. I know how ya feel one time mi girlfriend wuz sucking my cock and she thought it would be funny if she "nibbled" at it(I dumped that bitch, IT FUCKIN' HURT DOOOD) Man, I sure feel sorry for ya so man nxt time be sure to aim.

At 1/7/06 11:36 PM, thething69 wrote: haha, what a loser

At least he gets fucking pussy bitch!

And well, sorry about your dick, I hope it doesn't fall off or something...I asked a question at the doctor's and he said if you break your dick it has a 95% chance of never having a boner again and your testicles are messed up...lol

I still find this a very funn thread, no matter how much pain he is in XD

"I broke my dick!"

At 1/7/06 10:18 PM, g0t wrote: i hope uve learned ur lesson. i have, dont have sex.

I use that excuse as well.

At 1/7/06 10:18 PM, g0t wrote: i hope uve learned ur lesson. i have, dont have sex.

Because knowing is half the battle!

Thanks GI Joe!

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People really love Enoll's cock

that realy sucks.

REALY

At 1/7/06 11:38 PM, EviLDoG wrote:

At 1/7/06 11:35 PM, -Mad_Max- wrote:

At 1/7/06 10:26 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Ask Shrapnel for medical advice.

Quoted for great justice!

Pfffft, last time i did that Shrapnel said me binge drinking while also being diabetic will shorten my life span.

I liked it better when Humantarget gave diagnostics :(

At 1/8/06 11:58 AM, HilariousGenocide wrote:

At 1/8/06 11:56 AM, zege7 wrote: eeeeee dude i brocke my leg 4 days ago you n000b i hav 2 broken legs now this is much panfuler than broken dicks!

LOL I nominate this for best post of 2006.

Sarcasm has sunk real low.

a swolen lump

you got dick cancer

At 1/7/06 10:17 PM, simkiss wrote: I stopped lol'ing when i realised you weren't joking :O.

Actually, sometimes an erect penis can "crack".

It's not as bad as possible. It has happened to me twice. Ever cracked your knuckles? It's like that.

And it's at the base of the penis at the pelvis.

I called in Love Line years ago when I listened that show, and Dr. Drew said it wasn't anything to worry about. It's happened before.

At 1/8/06 11:34 AM, marioware wrote: O RLY? How come when we are on a really long road trip and need to go real badly, and there isn't a bathroom for miles, we can just get out, and just let it out. We don't have to squat down. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ownd

You enjoy shitty not-punk music >:[

At 1/7/06 10:16 PM, Enoll wrote: While engaging in happy with my girlfriend I fucking missed the
hole on one of my thrusts!

Maybe you should get a sniper scope for your dick.

Went to the doctor today, wich may have been the best idea ever.
It'll take four fucking weeks to heal completely and i have to put fucking cream on it
every day untill then.

Next time, I'm being more carefull when she says "harder".

40 days and 40 nights?

Yeah... You know you jack to much.. Don't act all cool.

At 1/7/06 10:27 PM, Enoll wrote: She thought it was funny, but I can't blame her, girls don't have a dick to
know what the pain might be like.

No excuse.

When I was ten I fell out of a tree in my yard, a distance of about twelve feet flashed by before I landed on my crotch on a branch.

I thought I would never walk again.

So when a guy tells a story like yours, that's what I relate it to.

Of course, this has resulted in a couple of guys telling me that I handle their parts a little too delicately.

At 1/8/06 11:30 AM, marioware wrote:

At 1/8/06 09:03 AM, -StimulatedHigh- wrote:

At 1/8/06 09:01 AM, Sputnikz wrote: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!?!?!? SEX ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Said the 13 year old. >.>

ROFL yupzors. Pretending to have had sex.

Lol I totally forgot that I posted that yesterday =-P

You know I was thinking... You must have one fucking tight girl.

Btw, how are things? We need an update :P

At 1/9/06 05:51 AM, Dead_Man_Inc wrote: You know I was thinking... You must have one fucking tight girl.

Btw, how are things? We need an update :P

I already posted further up this page.

And for the record, I'd just woken up after a night of hardcore drinking.
Nuff said.