[14:12] <Fatboy> you gotta have A) one hell of a lot of force behind that
[14:12] <Fatboy> or B) a pencil dick
[14:13] <Fatboy> i'm gonna guess most of those are from B
We've been discussing similar cases of this sort of thing. Rupturing the soft tissue inside a penis can't be good.
At 1/8/06 09:14 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: NOW i remember why Im happy i dont have a penis.
they are breakable lawls.
Well your is very badly wounded every 28 days and bleeds uncontrollably.
"The worst kind of coward is one that is only brave enough to show his face in the dark...."
At 1/8/06 09:24 AM, ZenGaijin wrote:At 1/8/06 09:14 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: NOW i remember why Im happy i dont have a penis.Well your is very badly wounded every 28 days and bleeds uncontrollably.
they are breakable lawls.
*ahem*
OWN3D
But the possibility of ramming you cock so hard into something that it bent permanently just sends a shiver down my spine ><
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At 1/8/06 09:24 AM, ZenGaijin wrote:At 1/8/06 09:14 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: NOW i remember why Im happy i dont have a penis.Well your is very badly wounded every 28 days and bleeds uncontrollably.
they are breakable lawls.
Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 1/8/06 09:39 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.
Ah yes... PMS. Pass my shotgun.
At 1/8/06 09:44 AM, -Ellie- wrote:At 1/8/06 09:39 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.Ah yes... PMS. Pass my shotgun.
Yes master...
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At 1/8/06 09:39 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.
It's like those lizards that shoot jets of blood from their eyes to scare away attackers.
Only not from the eyes.
At 1/8/06 09:39 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.
PMS FOR THE ugh....lose?
Yea, women can be insane when this time of the month rolls around.
Plus multiple orgasms pwn.
"The worst kind of coward is one that is only brave enough to show his face in the dark...."
Damn Enoll. I bet that hurt like a bitch! What did your girl do?
At 1/8/06 07:18 AM, -Revenant- wrote:At 1/8/06 07:14 AM, LinkSssilvermane wrote: Well, bones grow stronger at the point of fracture...He broke his dick, there's no bone in your dick.
this might turn out to be a good thing for you :)
I'm so glad so many of you udnerstood that I was being serious when I said that.
Because really, I seriously believe that you have a bone in your dick, that somehow gets harder and longer when you get aroused, and shrinks when you jump in some cold water.
wow, now that I've read my last post, it actually DOES look like I'm being dead serious.
You people DO realise that I'm joking, right? Oo
At 1/8/06 09:51 AM, LinkSssilvermane wrote: wow, now that I've read my last post, it actually DOES look like I'm being dead serious.
You people DO realise that I'm joking, right? Oo
If it helps I still think your an idiot.
"The worst kind of coward is one that is only brave enough to show his face in the dark...."
At 1/7/06 10:16 PM, Enoll wrote: OOOOOWWWWW FUCK1!!!
That was the noise I made at about 8 this morning.
While engaging in happy with my girlfriend I fucking missed the
hole on one of my thrusts!
It was instant and my eyes watered, I just rolled overand lay there for ten minutes
fanitcly mubling swear words.
It's not about, I dunno....7 hours later? And it doesn't hurt anymore but there's
a swolen lump there and I'm hoping that goes away otherwise, it's off to the doctor.
There you have it, a topic about my dick.
LMFAO! That exact thing happened to me yesterday hahahaha! (Of course most of you wont believe me, but the coincidence was too much, I had to post)
All these cock breaking posts are making me queezy...
It made me hurt just reading that. I feel so sorry for you. Good luck man. <3 <3 <3
At 1/8/06 09:03 AM, -StimulatedHigh- wrote:At 1/8/06 09:01 AM, Sputnikz wrote: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!?!?!? SEX ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Said the 13 year old. >.>
ROFL yupzors. Pretending to have had sex.
At 1/8/06 09:39 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote:At 1/8/06 09:24 AM, ZenGaijin wrote:Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.At 1/8/06 09:14 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: NOW i remember why Im happy i dont have a penis.Well your is very badly wounded every 28 days and bleeds uncontrollably.
they are breakable lawls.
O RLY? How come when we are on a really long road trip and need to go real badly, and there isn't a bathroom for miles, we can just get out, and just let it out. We don't have to squat down. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ownd
I did something like that with my girlfriend one time.. but it wasnt as bad as what happened to you lol I feel your pain :(
At 1/8/06 11:34 AM, marioware wrote:
O RLY? How come when we are on a really long road trip and need to go real badly, and there isn't a bathroom for miles, we can just get out, and just let it out. We don't have to squat down. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ownd
We have the power of boobs. think about that.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
eeeeee dude i brocke my leg 4 days ago you n000b i hav 2 broken legs now this is much panfuler than broken dicks!
At 1/8/06 11:56 AM, zege7 wrote: eeeeee dude i brocke my leg 4 days ago you n000b i hav 2 broken legs now this is much panfuler than broken dicks!
LOL I nominate this for best post of 2006.
Ow, sorry man. I know how ya feel one time mi girlfriend wuz sucking my cock and she thought it would be funny if she "nibbled" at it(I dumped that bitch, IT FUCKIN' HURT DOOOD) Man, I sure feel sorry for ya so man nxt time be sure to aim.
At 1/7/06 11:36 PM, thething69 wrote: haha, what a loser
At least he gets fucking pussy bitch!
And well, sorry about your dick, I hope it doesn't fall off or something...I asked a question at the doctor's and he said if you break your dick it has a 95% chance of never having a boner again and your testicles are messed up...lol
I still find this a very funn thread, no matter how much pain he is in XD
"I broke my dick!"
