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That reminded me of a picture I saw on some website concerning the possiblity of literally breaking your cock-bone....

If I find the piccy I'll post it......... on second thoughts maybe I won't since I value my account....

At 1/8/06 07:27 AM, lucozadedude wrote: That reminded me of a picture I saw on some website concerning the possiblity of literally breaking your cock-bone....

What the hell is a cock-bone?

At 1/8/06 07:28 AM, -Revenant- wrote: What the hell is a cock-bone?

This is a CockBone

At 1/8/06 07:36 AM, Dead_Man_Inc wrote:

At 1/8/06 07:28 AM, -Revenant- wrote: What the hell is a cock-bone?

This is a CockBone

laughs head off

Ouch.... I dont even know what to say exept feel sheer pain.

At 1/7/06 10:18 PM, g0t wrote: i hope uve learned ur lesson. i have, dont have sex.

WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!?!?!? SEX ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 1/8/06 09:01 AM, Sputnikz wrote: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!?!?!? SEX ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Said the 13 year old. >.>

At 1/8/06 09:01 AM, Sputnikz wrote: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!?!?!? SEX ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 1/8/06 07:28 AM, -Revenant- wrote:

At 1/8/06 07:27 AM, lucozadedude wrote: That reminded me of a picture I saw on some website concerning the possiblity of literally breaking your cock-bone....

What the hell is a cock-bone?

Please, don't make me explain, I could get banned :P

That picture below your post is pretty damned close to the one I saw though, only it was broken :P

I heard about it happening to some german porn star, he had to get a cast around his penis. sux2bu seems appropriate right now.

NOW i remember why Im happy i dont have a penis.

they are breakable lawls.

I wish I didnt have that sex change... I miss my penis

[14:12] <Fatboy> you gotta have A) one hell of a lot of force behind that
[14:12] <Fatboy> or B) a pencil dick
[14:13] <Fatboy> i'm gonna guess most of those are from B

We've been discussing similar cases of this sort of thing. Rupturing the soft tissue inside a penis can't be good.

At 1/8/06 09:14 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: NOW i remember why Im happy i dont have a penis.

they are breakable lawls.

Well your is very badly wounded every 28 days and bleeds uncontrollably.

At 1/8/06 09:24 AM, ZenGaijin wrote:

At 1/8/06 09:14 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: NOW i remember why Im happy i dont have a penis.

they are breakable lawls.

Well your is very badly wounded every 28 days and bleeds uncontrollably.

*ahem*

OWN3D

But the possibility of ramming you cock so hard into something that it bent permanently just sends a shiver down my spine ><

At 1/8/06 09:24 AM, ZenGaijin wrote:

At 1/8/06 09:14 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: NOW i remember why Im happy i dont have a penis.

they are breakable lawls.

Well your is very badly wounded every 28 days and bleeds uncontrollably.

Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.

At 1/8/06 09:39 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.

Ah yes... PMS. Pass my shotgun.

At 1/8/06 09:44 AM, -Ellie- wrote:

At 1/8/06 09:39 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.

Ah yes... PMS. Pass my shotgun.

Yes master...

At 1/8/06 09:39 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.

It's like those lizards that shoot jets of blood from their eyes to scare away attackers.

Only not from the eyes.

At 1/8/06 09:39 AM, ShitOnAStick wrote: Yet we strike fear into the men around us when this happens. I think it has more pros than cons really.

PMS FOR THE ugh....lose?

Yea, women can be insane when this time of the month rolls around.

Plus multiple orgasms pwn.

Damn Enoll. I bet that hurt like a bitch! What did your girl do?

At 1/8/06 07:18 AM, -Revenant- wrote:

At 1/8/06 07:14 AM, LinkSssilvermane wrote: Well, bones grow stronger at the point of fracture...

this might turn out to be a good thing for you :)

He broke his dick, there's no bone in your dick.

I'm so glad so many of you udnerstood that I was being serious when I said that.

Because really, I seriously believe that you have a bone in your dick, that somehow gets harder and longer when you get aroused, and shrinks when you jump in some cold water.

wow, now that I've read my last post, it actually DOES look like I'm being dead serious.

You people DO realise that I'm joking, right? Oo

hmmm time for an oversized n00bish owned pic

At 1/8/06 09:51 AM, LinkSssilvermane wrote: wow, now that I've read my last post, it actually DOES look like I'm being dead serious.

You people DO realise that I'm joking, right? Oo

If it helps I still think your an idiot.

Well, I'm speachless.

At 1/7/06 10:16 PM, Enoll wrote: OOOOOWWWWW FUCK1!!!
That was the noise I made at about 8 this morning.
While engaging in happy with my girlfriend I fucking missed the
hole on one of my thrusts!
It was instant and my eyes watered, I just rolled overand lay there for ten minutes
fanitcly mubling swear words.

It's not about, I dunno....7 hours later? And it doesn't hurt anymore but there's
a swolen lump there and I'm hoping that goes away otherwise, it's off to the doctor.

There you have it, a topic about my dick.

LMFAO! That exact thing happened to me yesterday hahahaha! (Of course most of you wont believe me, but the coincidence was too much, I had to post)

All these cock breaking posts are making me queezy...

It made me hurt just reading that. I feel so sorry for you. Good luck man. <3 <3 <3

At 1/8/06 09:03 AM, -StimulatedHigh- wrote:

At 1/8/06 09:01 AM, Sputnikz wrote: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!?!?!? SEX ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Said the 13 year old. >.>

ROFL yupzors. Pretending to have had sex.