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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-25 16:16:30


Also, that was my 4,000th post.

Not that I care. I mean, it's not that big of a deal. I guess I can post a BBS story and no one will think that I'll have 4,002 posts later.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-25 19:43:31


At 9/24/07 11:13 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - September 25, 2007

Thankees.

Top 5 Gainers:

Grats to these five.

New to the list: azteca89!

Why hallo thar.

Random word: Hero!

Not as good as Jet Li's Fearless, but still good.

01 // 57100 // 0542 // 38.7 // 09.7+ // X-Naut

I'm still managing to hold the top spot. So that's cool.

02 // 56311 // NEW // NEW // NEW // azteca89

Oh dear.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-25 20:10:01


At 9/24/07 11:13 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
It's fortnightly barracks update time!

Hurrah!

Top 5 Gainers:

craigalan - 1361
PenguinLink - 999
philonous - 889
Seamonky - 812
BlueHippo - 745

Congrats!

Top gainers, repeat offenders: PenguinLink, craigalan, BlueHippo, philonous!

More congrats!

New to the list: azteca89!

Howdy!

Returning to the list: None!
Top 3 biggest average rises: AustinR + 21.6, hongkongexpress + 19.9, Major-punk + 16.5!

Might be here in two weeks, hopefully... congrats to you three anyway!

09 // 38490 // 0212 // 15.1 // 12.3- // Sentio

Slow and steady, and back at uni in 2 days, huzzah! Won't have as much spare time as I used to, what with it being my final year and all, and having a lady in my life at the moment as well... and being a 1st team water polo player... but around all of that I'll be around all the time!

Crap...

At least I only have 6 hours of lectures a week, woop!

Also anyone know anything about the unknown users making random (and nonsensical) topics on the EGB forums? I've deleted three of them now, just curious...

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-25 22:45:43


At 9/24/07 11:13 PM, Sterockicy wrote: Barracks roster - September 25, 2007

Thanks fore the rosters Sterockicy !!!

45 // 03256 // 0000 // 00.0 // 01.6- // I-Love-Caitlyn
46 // 03084 // 0283 // 20.2 // 01.7- // HeavenDuff
47 // 03036 // 0252 // 18.0 // 03.0- // TheThing
48 // 02918 // 0107 // 07.6 // 04.2+ // Andrea364
49 // 02853 // 0000 // 00.0 // 00.0+ // SilentSoldier

Wow great results :)
I hope to get a lot of points again for the next rosters !!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-26 16:19:04


New Tank Men!!

Sadly, it lacks the amount of cock jokes the original had. But still worthy of a look.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-26 21:16:27


I love the new graph to newgrounds log it's very useul. Anyone else notice it? Also i hate computer viruses. I had 9 trojans and 11 adware. It made my computer extremely slow.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-26 22:10:15


At 9/26/07 09:16 PM, craigalan wrote: I love the new graph to newgrounds log it's very useul. Anyone else notice it?

It's cool, but not really helpful. You could just look at the previous logs, or the weekly total. I guess it can be good, just to give you a visual representation of who bad you did one day.

Also i hate computer viruses. I had 9 trojans and 11 adware. It made my computer extremely slow.

My computer is slow anyway. Well, the internet is. Even completely virus-free, freshly de-fragged, and running on minimal programs, the download rate is maxed out at 90 KB/S. To give a comparison, the DSL modem on the main computer (I work off a router) gets anywhere between 200-400 + KB/S (it might be more; I got banned from it because my dad found my porn).

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-26 23:36:02


At 9/26/07 10:10 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 9/26/07 09:16 PM, craigalan wrote:
It's cool, but not really helpful. You could just look at the previous logs, or the weekly total. I guess it can be good, just to give you a visual representation of who bad you did one day.

Yeah it's just fun in my opinion. Plus i'm just lazy and it's easier that way :P. I wonder what other graphs they'll have.

My computer is slow anyway. Well, the internet is. Even completely virus-free, freshly de-fragged, and running on minimal programs, the download rate is maxed out at 90 KB/S. To give a comparison, the DSL modem on the main computer (I work off a router) gets anywhere between 200-400 + KB/S (it might be more; I got banned from it because my dad found my porn).

I have cable it's pretty fast all the time. I can be looking stuff up and be on newgrounds without any lag. Luckily with no more viruses everything's faster. My computer gets like 5k kb/s it's pretty fast. That's why i love cable makes viewing stuff easier. Plus easier to obtain B/ps. Also why would you store porn on your computer? There's plenty of places to watch porn :P.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-27 03:47:39


At 9/26/07 11:36 PM, craigalan wrote: I have cable it's pretty fast all the time. I can be looking stuff up and be on newgrounds without any lag. Luckily with no more viruses everything's faster.

Yeah, cable is generally faster than DSL, although DSL isn't that slow; especially when you don't need it to be fast.

My computer gets like 5k kb/s it's pretty fast.

Yeah, that is fast. My dad says my download rate should be faster, but I don't know why it isn't; he cleaned the computer, and it didn't do anything. It's pretty gay when I have to wait 30 minutes for a 150 MB porn file to load.

Also why would you store porn on your computer? There's plenty of places to watch porn :P.

Like where? I'm underage, so I can't get DVDs, and the HBO porn sucks. I finally was able to find a site where I don't have to watch 30 second clips, and streaming doesn't work too well on my computer. So downloading is the way to go.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-27 14:51:05


Got 15000 B/P today, which I'm pretty chuffed about, still wish I was way more active. Most guys here have probably forgotten me :(
I'll be round more I promise :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-27 22:07:31


Any minute now and I'll be leveling up from Staff Sergeant to Master Sergeant

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-27 22:44:55


Today is a great day !! I just realised that the Kitty Krew's flashes are getting deleted by Tom Fulp, and that makes me feel great !

Also September the 28th is my birthday !!!! I'M GOING TO BE 18 !!! IM GONNA BE LEGAL !!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-27 23:07:23


At 9/27/07 10:07 PM, AustinR wrote: Any minute now and I'll be leveling up from Staff Sergeant to Master Sergeant

Sweet! I'll also be leveling up soon too. Like two days from now i can't wait i like the badges a lot more than the previous ones.

At 9/27/07 10:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Today is a great day !! I just realised that the Kitty Krew's flashes are getting deleted by Tom Fulp, and that makes me feel great !

Oh really? I thought the kitty krew was just fucking around i'm glad to hear that. Also strange thing it said some of them were deleted but alittle bit after it said their sns. Very weird glitch or something. Hopefully their accounts will be terminated.

Also September the 28th is my birthday !!!! I'M GOING TO BE 18 !!! IM GONNA BE LEGAL !!!

Happy early birthday and legal? Oh baby don't tempt me hun. :P


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-27 23:16:14


You know what I love as much as spam being deleted?

REVIEW VIEWING IS BACK UP. :-D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-27 23:20:27


At 9/27/07 11:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You know what I love as much as spam being deleted?
REVIEW VIEWING IS BACK UP. :-D

I love that it's back up but i liked the wait more. I like that it's back up and all but eh seems like it wasn't that great to me. I guess i'm over reviewing flashes for now. Also is Tom going to do anything to accounts since he's deleting a lot of spam?


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-28 06:29:36


At 9/27/07 10:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Today is a great day !! I just realised that the Kitty Krew's flashes are getting deleted by Tom Fulp, and that makes me feel great !

Also September the 28th is my birthday !!!! I'M GOING TO BE 18 !!! IM GONNA BE LEGAL !!!

Its about time someone dealt with that lot, they have been more than a slight annoyance for me. Also Happy Birthday dude for when it arrives (I'm not sure what today is).

It is nice to see everyone is getting promotions and leveling up, I try to get into the portal whenever possible but sometimes I struggle to get my 5 B/P a day toget the 10 exp. I'm constantly loosing my B/P rank to others.
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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-28 07:03:39


Hey all. Just thought I would make this quick post to recommend a pretty fun game.

Its

Sift Heads 2. It just came out recently on StickPage and I dont think its on NG yet. Check it out, its heaps of fun. Even though it is incredibly easy to cheat. On those hard levels just right click and pause it. Then you can shoot the target. :D

*Salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-28 07:06:06


What the hell. I just checked it out then to see if it was on NG and IT WAS, and has been for a long time now. What the HELL. Anyways, it is still fairly underated I think. So check it out (on NG) and vote.

I really should check these things before I post. :[


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-28 08:25:44


At 9/27/07 11:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: You know what I love as much as spam being deleted?

REVIEW VIEWING IS BACK UP. :-D

And therefore I'm starting my new epic quest to get the top 100 responses list back up and updated. More information in my news post, so stay tuned :)


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-28 08:35:02


WARNING!!! THIS POST IS FULL OF HAPPINESS!!!

At 9/27/07 10:07 PM, AustinR wrote: Any minute now and I'll be leveling up from Staff Sergeant to Master Sergeant

I see you have done it! Congratulations!

At 9/27/07 10:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Today is a great day !! I just realised that the Kitty Krew's flashes are getting deleted by Tom Fulp, and that makes me feel great !

If this is true, then "LOY! LOY I DO SAY LOY!" What would be even better is if when things get deleted like this SPAM... is if all those people who voted 2 or greater lost their precious protect point. Man, that would teach them!

Also September the 28th is my birthday !!!! I'M GOING TO BE 18 !!! IM GONNA BE LEGAL !!!

SWEET!!! We can have secks! FINALLY!!!

At 9/27/07 11:07 PM, craigalan wrote: Oh really? I thought the kitty krew was just fucking around i'm glad to hear that. Also strange thing it said some of them were deleted but alittle bit after it said their sns. Very weird glitch or something. Hopefully their accounts will be terminated.

Hell, yes. Delete all their sorry ass accounts. HALLELUAH! (or however the feck you spell it)

At 9/27/07 11:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: REVIEW VIEWING IS BACK UP. :-D

OMG! Do you see that?

DO YOU SEE IT?!?!

It's my massive erection upon hearing this news!!!

Also, I have eclipsed the 5,000 XP mark. Eclipsed, I say! Eclipsed!

Now, off to read the replies to my awesome reviews!

Today's goal: To make 100 meaningful reviews in light of this glorious occasion!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-28 14:48:01


At 9/27/07 11:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: REVIEW VIEWING IS BACK UP. :-D

Hey....Finally noobs can revel in my awesome reviews that I mostly wrote for NGDD competitions and as a way to express myself while I wasn't writing stories. Muahaha...


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-28 14:49:44


At 9/27/07 11:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: REVIEW VIEWING IS BACK UP. :-D

I can now see my dead sexy reviews and how many responses I got. Also, reading the responses makes me wanna review even more. :D


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-28 15:29:24


At 9/27/07 11:16 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: REVIEW VIEWING IS BACK UP. :-D

Yeah! But I don't really read my reviews after writing them; maybe just to see how I thought of a game a while ago. But I don't really review too much, so it doesn't really affect me.

At 9/27/07 10:44 PM, HeavenDuff wrote: Today is a great day !! I just realised that the Kitty Krew's flashes are getting deleted by Tom Fulp, and that makes me feel great !

About time that fucker did something about the spam. I guess he realized that it was bringing the site down and causing an outrage among the members.

Now if only he could do the same for the fleek shit

Also September the 28th is my birthday !!!! I'M GOING TO BE 18 !!! IM GONNA BE LEGAL !!!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-28 17:46:43


Sorry about the DP, but Fulp did some more deleting! Proof right here! NG has been flushed of all spam!

well, for now at least

Bottom is what it looked like in the portal, while the top lists all the authors that were deleted.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-28 22:05:57


At 9/28/07 05:46 PM, TheThing wrote: Sorry about the DP, but Fulp did some more deleting! Proof right here! NG has been flushed of all spam!

well, for now at least

Bottom is what it looked like in the portal, while the top lists all the authors that were deleted.

That is such a sweet site. So many spammers deleted. WHAT A MOMENT IN NG HISTORY!


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-28 23:01:47


At 9/28/07 10:05 PM, Sterockicy wrote:
At 9/28/07 05:46 PM, TheThing wrote:
That is such a sweet site. So many spammers deleted. WHAT A MOMENT IN NG HISTORY!

Actually it's weird sometimes it says deleted but then other times it wont. It's a weird glitch i wonder if they're really deleted. If you go and look after a while later it'll stop saying deleted.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-29 03:57:35


At 9/28/07 11:01 PM, craigalan wrote:
Actually it's weird sometimes it says deleted but then other times it wont. It's a weird glitch i wonder if they're really deleted. If you go and look after a while later it'll stop saying deleted.

Yeah I noticed that. You can click on their account and it still goes to it like usual. Very strange, still I hope Tom is working on it and those accounts do get terminated.

Also, I noticed that when Tom went through and deleted all that spam, it went into the obituaries. Did anyone receive blam points for them? I wasn't awake then so I didn't get a chance to see.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-29 04:06:38


At 9/29/07 03:57 AM, Sterockicy wrote:
At 9/28/07 11:01 PM, craigalan wrote:
Yeah I noticed that. You can click on their account and it still goes to it like usual. Very strange, still I hope Tom is working on it and those accounts do get terminated.

If Tom only deleted those submissions to scare spammers it didn't work. There was a shit load of the secrets to be revealed flashes. I hope he deletes at least a few accounts to at least scare them. Though he should delete a lot more i mean they do break rules. He should appoint trusted mods to watch all the flashes and link him those kinda flashes. But i do wish he deletes all the spammers acconts but that would probably be too harsh sadly.

Also, I noticed that when Tom went through and deleted all that spam, it went into the obituaries. Did anyone receive blam points for them? I wasn't awake then so I didn't get a chance to see.

I don't think people did since it was deleted after jedgement but eh i don't know.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-29 08:09:15


At 9/28/07 05:46 PM, TheThing wrote:
Bottom is what it looked like in the portal, while the top lists all the authors that were deleted.

Yay, about time something was done about that! Can't say I will miss any of them...

Back at university now, and got my new connection up and running so expect to see a fair amount of me in the next couple of months. Around the drinking that is... already got one raging hangover today.

Also belated happy birthday to Slash, and early happy birthday to me- I'll be 22 tomorrow! :D More alcohol needed I feel!

*salutes*


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-09-29 08:32:11


At 9/29/07 08:09 AM, Sentio wrote:
Also belated happy birthday to Slash, and early happy birthday to me- I'll be 22 tomorrow! :D More alcohol needed I feel!

Crap, by which I mean TheThing of course! My bad! I guess this huge quantity of alcohol isn't as good for me as I thought... People having the same aura colours... how inconsiderate!

Maybe I should go and lie down for a bit....

*salutes*


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