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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 18:33:01


At 4/18/07 04:23 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 02:21 PM, Solidone wrote: I dont think it will make much of a difference. a lot of the mods, i never see posting or about the BBS anyway. He was already a review mod apparently. he just got some extra duties. Strange how it dosent say his name at the bottom of the forum yet.
It will when NG updates later tonight.

Who is it? I haven't been here in a while, so I'm a little out of it.

So, yeah, after much pestering, I'm gonna go ahead and organize the first EGB Secret Episode Special. Flashes will be in four-packs; the first flash is already filled (Sentio, Snerd, Solidone, and Seamonky)...anyone interested in being in the second can PM me.

Wow, the 5 S-people are in one flash. It's blowing my mind! But yeah, I would like to be in one of those flashes. I really don't care what you do to me, either.

Co-authorship is available for all participants. You wouldn't have to DO anything, though, other than giving me consent to do you.

Oh baby, you can do me anytime! You know that, you silly goose.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 18:53:16


At 4/18/07 05:46 PM, Solidone wrote: I blew it

lol

At 4/18/07 06:33 PM, TheThing wrote: Who is it? I haven't been here in a while, so I'm a little out of it.

Zendra. I'd seen him around the BBS but never talked to him. Sounds like a girl name to me, for some reason.

Wow, the 5 S-people are in one flash. It's blowing my mind! But yeah, I would like to be in one of those flashes. I really don't care what you do to me, either.

Everyone I've been with says that, heh.

Oh baby, you can do me anytime! You know that, you silly goose.

Is there anyone here I HAVEN'T done? Slash gets around...


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 19:18:43


Hey guys! I was banned for a day or so for posting an "insensitive" pic in the school shooting thread, but I'm back!

I won a T-Shirt for my submission in the Art Contest. Which is really cool because I've always wanted an Angry Face shirt, yet didn't have the funds to get one!


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 19:36:18


At 4/18/07 06:53 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 06:33 PM, TheThing wrote: Who is it? I haven't been here in a while, so I'm a little out of it.
Zendra. I'd seen him around the BBS but never talked to him. Sounds like a girl name to me, for some reason.

Never heard of him. Yeah, it does sound like a girls name, but maybe because it sounds like Zelda, who is a princess for all those retards

Wow, the 5 S-people are in one flash. It's blowing my mind! But yeah, I would like to be in one of those flashes. I really don't care what you do to me, either.
Everyone I've been with says that, heh.

Oh baby, you can do me anytime! You know that, you silly goose.
Is there anyone here I HAVEN'T done? Slash gets around...

What?! Your cheating on me?!?!?!?!!?? *Slaps Slash in the face*

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 19:38:27


At 4/18/07 06:53 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Is there anyone here I HAVEN'T done? Slash gets around...

I haven't been "done" yet but I think I will pass. Sorry buddy.


<33

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 19:38:45


At 4/18/07 07:18 PM, MadCow wrote: Hey guys! I was banned for a day or so for posting an "insensitive" pic in the school shooting thread, but I'm back!

You must link me to this picture.

I won a T-Shirt for my submission in the Art Contest. Which is really cool because I've always wanted an Angry Face shirt, yet didn't have the funds to get one!

Cool, although well drawn, the cereal itself sucks. "Fuck You, IMMA Tiger"? Although the vitamin amounts I thought were pretty funny.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 19:57:46


At 4/18/07 07:38 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 4/18/07 06:53 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Is there anyone here I HAVEN'T done? Slash gets around...
I haven't been "done" yet but I think I will pass. Sorry buddy.

To the hot hardcore sex, or the flash? :-O


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:00:59


At 4/18/07 07:38 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:18 PM, MadCow wrote: Hey guys! I was banned for a day or so for posting an "insensitive" pic in the school shooting thread, but I'm back!
You must link me to this picture.

The post got deleted.
It was like a "WIN A FREE PS3" ad with the Virginia Tech symbol, the numbers 20, 30, and 50 and it said "How many died?"

I won a T-Shirt for my submission in the Art Contest. Which is really cool because I've always wanted an Angry Face shirt, yet didn't have the funds to get one!
Cool, although well drawn, the cereal itself sucks. "Fuck You, IMMA Tiger"?

Fuck you, meng.

Although the vitamin amounts I thought were pretty funny.

Racist!


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:09:52


At 4/17/07 11:06 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Send me a request if you want. Heh, I have a feeling that once Slash Returns: HAISTLWU is done, this could be my next big project...an EGB Secret Episode Special!

Only starring those who wished to be in it, of course.

yo slash long time no post I would Totally be in im up for it.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:12:32


At 4/18/07 07:57 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:38 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote:
At 4/18/07 06:53 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Is there anyone here I HAVEN'T done? Slash gets around...
I haven't been "done" yet but I think I will pass. Sorry buddy.
To the hot hardcore sex, or the flash? :-O

I don't think I've been in a flash of yours and I know the hardcore sex hasn't happened..


<33

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:14:01


At 4/18/07 08:09 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: yo slash long time no post I would Totally be in im up for it.

I'll add you to the list for the second batch, heh.

At 4/18/07 08:12 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I don't think I've been in a flash of yours and I know the hardcore sex hasn't happened..

Don't be so sure, Slash often magically visits people in their sleep.

It's like Orgasm Girl, except...yeah.

:goes back to tinkering with HAISTLWU:


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:23:36


At 4/18/07 08:00 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:38 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:18 PM, MadCow wrote: Hey guys! I was banned for a day or so for posting an "insensitive" pic in the school shooting thread, but I'm back!
You must link me to this picture.
The post got deleted.
It was like a "WIN A FREE PS3" ad with the Virginia Tech symbol, the numbers 20, 30, and 50 and it said "How many died?"

Oh, it must have been funnier than it sounds. If only you had a copy of the pic, and posted it on putfile or something

I won a T-Shirt for my submission in the Art Contest. Which is really cool because I've always wanted an Angry Face shirt, yet didn't have the funds to get one!
Cool, although well drawn, the cereal itself sucks. "Fuck You, IMMA Tiger"?
Fuck you, meng.

I just thought it didn't make sense. And if it did, it's an old joke (just like in the bottom right hand corner.

Although the vitamin amounts I thought were pretty funny.
Racist!

Hey, I'm not the one who put it on the box, now did I, racist.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:30:15


At 4/18/07 08:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 08:09 PM, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda wrote: yo slash long time no post I would Totally be in im up for it.
I'll add you to the list for the second batch, heh.

alright cool

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 20:56:29


At 4/18/07 08:14 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 08:12 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I don't think I've been in a flash of yours and I know the hardcore sex hasn't happened..
Don't be so sure, Slash often magically visits people in their sleep.

It's like Orgasm Girl, except...yeah.

Wow, that sounds like an adventure. So does that mean I'm going to be in a flash of yours or something? If so, then co-author me. :)


<33

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 21:01:56


At 4/18/07 08:56 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Wow, that sounds like an adventure. So does that mean I'm going to be in a flash of yours or something? If so, then co-author me. :)

Awesome. Send me a portal buddy request and it shall be done, heh.

Currently:

Flash 1---Sentio, Snerd, Solidone, Seamonky

Flash 2---TheThing, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda, DarkLotusJuggalo, [space available]


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 21:06:55


At 4/18/07 08:23 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 4/18/07 08:00 PM, MadCow wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:38 PM, TheThing wrote:
At 4/18/07 07:18 PM, MadCow wrote: Hey guys! I was banned for a day or so for posting an "insensitive" pic in the school shooting thread, but I'm back!
You must link me to this picture.
The post got deleted.
It was like a "WIN A FREE PS3" ad with the Virginia Tech symbol, the numbers 20, 30, and 50 and it said "How many died?"
Oh, it must have been funnier than it sounds. If only you had a copy of the pic, and posted it on putfile or something

I found someone wearing it as a sig, lmao.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/sig_pics/1739/1 739984.gif

I won a T-Shirt for my submission in the Art Contest. Which is really cool because I've always wanted an Angry Face shirt, yet didn't have the funds to get one!
Cool, although well drawn, the cereal itself sucks. "Fuck You, IMMA Tiger"?
Fuck you, meng.
I just thought it didn't make sense. And if it did, it's an old joke (just like in the bottom right hand corner.

Suck my dick :o

Although the vitamin amounts I thought were pretty funny.
Racist!
Hey, I'm not the one who put it on the box, now did I, racist.

Lmao, I'm just kidding yo.

Also, this topic is pissing me off.
Too much back and forthing with that fag Slash (he probably won't even notice this post).


REAL TALK: you better go get a glass of orange juice & spill it all over yourself likea big dumb baby before i tear through your hymen like a dog tears through a piece of meat

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 21:10:56


At 4/18/07 09:06 PM, MadCow wrote: Too much back and forthing with that fag Slash (he probably won't even notice this post).

Slash is omniscient.

I am capable of B/P'ing, working on flash, listening to music, watching a movie, watching porn, downloading more porn, and monitoring the BBS, all at the same time.

It may explain my mental state... :-(


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 21:15:54


At 4/18/07 09:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Flash 2---TheThing, Dante-Son-Of-Sparda, DarkLotusJuggalo, [space available]

Can I have the last spot?

So, how's it goin' everybody? It's been one hecktic day for me, seriously, 3 major tests at school... But, atleast I got free whipped cream ( not that kind ) and it's all mine, no putting it in a bowl either! Ü


Your source for monthly music producer freebies here // Take My Cymbals // ALL my big sample projects, FREE

I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 21:19:54


At 4/18/07 09:15 PM, Andrea364 wrote: Can I have the last spot?

Yep. People can still apply for a third installment, of course! Just send me a PM and a portal buddy request if you're interested!

So, how's it goin' everybody? It's been one hecktic day for me, seriously, 3 major tests at school...

Tests suck. Four years of IB nearly drove me to madness.

But, atleast I got free whipped cream ( not that kind ) and it's all mine, no putting it in a bowl either! Ü

O_O

I'd ask for a taste, but...I'm not going back to that place, man. It was shank or be shanked. :-/


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:09:22


wEll hey it wont be to long now before i can really call myself a member here . Cause i only 12 b/p points away from it.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:33:54


I swear, this is the most hilarious, and perhaps pitiful, thread I've ever seen in the Wi/Ht? forum.

It rofls my waffles.


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:35:45


At 4/18/07 09:19 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
Yep.

Thanks.

Tests suck. Four years of IB nearly drove me to madness.

This school I go to is driving me mad, it's so stupid!


O_O

I'd ask for a taste, but...I'm not going back to that place, man. It was shank or be shanked. :-/

Lol, that's a big problem there, huh?

We seem to have a lot of graduates this time of year from the NGPD lately, eh? I wonder how long this has been going on, you know, the increased activity in the graduate department thing-a-ma-jiggy (no, not you TheThing)...

Well, I'm off to b/p.


Your source for monthly music producer freebies here // Take My Cymbals // ALL my big sample projects, FREE

I do professional audio critique & commissions. Catch me on YT and X! If you got music, I'll playlist you!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:40:36


Well yeah the portal seems to be quite dead and all i need is 10 more b/p points. This really sucks because its running so slow but i have b/ped everything in there at the moment. And yeah there does seem to be alot of people graduating from the NGPD (Myself Included).


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:41:33


Slash, I'm dead serious about recording my voice for that stuff. Let me know what I should do and how I can get it to you.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:42:19


At 4/18/07 09:01 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote:
At 4/18/07 08:56 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Wow, that sounds like an adventure. So does that mean I'm going to be in a flash of yours or something? If so, then co-author me. :)
Awesome. Send me a portal buddy request and it shall be done, heh.

Will do, let me know when you think it will be finished so I can keep a look out for it.

At 4/18/07 09:06 PM, MadCow wrote: I found someone wearing it as a sig, lmao.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/sig_pics/1739/1 739984.gif

The link won't work.

At 4/18/07 10:33 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: I swear, this is the most hilarious, and perhaps pitiful, thread I've ever seen in the Wi/Ht? forum.

It rofls my waffles.

Thats awesome man, I think that may be the most pathetic thread yet.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:50:18


At 4/18/07 10:41 PM, Snerd wrote: Slash, I'm dead serious about recording my voice for that stuff. Let me know what I should do and how I can get it to you.

Well, a Secret Episode's primary script is done in Speakonia. But if you want to have some of your own audio in it, go ahead and send me an audio file (minute long at the absolute most) to my e-mail, slashfirestorm@inbox.com (which I'm perfectly comfortable posting in the BBS, heh. I kinda like hate-mail sometimes).

This goes for anyone else who wants to. It's not at all necessary; hell, if EVERYONE does, the filesize might go crazy. So if you want to, keep it short (minute or less) and e-mail it to me. I'll find some good use for them, heh.

As for what to say...anything you want, but make it secret-episode-y. As in cocks, tentacles, anal penetration by beloved childhood icons, etc.

XD


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 22:59:08


Well i would like to have a batting average but i dont know a thing about flash so thats like impossible for me to achieve at the moment. But anyway i am only 8 away from becoming a member here now.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:18:51


At 4/18/07 10:50 PM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Well, a Secret Episode's primary script is done in Speakonia. But if you want to have some of your own audio in it, go ahead and send me an audio file (minute long at the absolute most) to my e-mail, slashfirestorm@inbox.com (which I'm perfectly comfortable posting in the BBS, heh. I kinda like hate-mail sometimes).

I'm fine with having that used for me. I personaly don't care if my character uses that. About hate mail, I think its great as well at times. I get a lot on Newgrounds, only from people who dislike Juggalos though, odd.

Also, Slash I added you to my portal buddies list. Accept.

At 4/18/07 10:59 PM, I-Love-Caitlyn wrote: Well i would like to have a batting average but i dont know a thing about flash so thats like impossible for me to achieve at the moment. But anyway i am only 8 away from becoming a member here now.

He was talking about recording a person's voice, not flash. I will be one of the first to welcome you here when you do reach the points needed.

Prepares popcorn.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:22:13


Yeah i am only like 5 away now. *Prepares for welcoming party* so well i guess i will go get those final points and the next time i post here i will be an elite guard.


When life gives you lemons, be glad it didn't give you herpes.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2007-04-18 23:26:32


At 4/18/07 11:18 PM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: I'm fine with having that used for me. I personaly don't care if my character uses that. About hate mail, I think its great as well at times. I get a lot on Newgrounds, only from people who dislike Juggalos though, odd.

Also, Slash I added you to my portal buddies list. Accept.

Accepted.

Yes, remember that Secret Episodes are all in fun. Crazy, gay fun. Hell, I made one about myself! :-P

And hooray at being about to get another Barracks member! :-D


Slash's call

was absorbed

by the darkness.

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