Barracks Roster as of Apri1 1st, 2018:
Well, it looks like I might be retiring in luxury really soon - and you'll never believe what happened! We've all seen those emails from the "prince of Nigeria" claiming that they had access to funds, and had to hide them so they could escape persecution - and if you help, you'd get a piece of the action. Well, a few months ago, I got one of those emails, and I was feeling feisty that day, and decided to answer and play along. I created a dummy email account, and started what I figured would be a process of mutual bullshit.
Funny thing, though - the more we communicated, the more legit it sounded. I told this guy, who call himself Prince Faropolli
Togachi, that I didn't want to give him my personal bank account - he told me how to open up an off-shore one in Bermuda. Took a little doing, but for about $50 or so, opened up an anonymous account with a whopping $10 in it.
I gave him the account info, which I created under my late uncle's name and address. I did out myself as executor of the account, but not the owner. After I sent him everything he asked for, I waited and waited...
And last night, I checked the alternate account email, and there was a message, short and sweet:
"I am now out of danger; your reward awaits". I then used a proxy server (or two) and checked the off-shore account - and nearly fell out of my chair: $5,600,000 US deposited! I called the bank this morning (yes, it was Sunday, but they have customer service 24/7) and confirmed the account. Once I gave them the security password and account codes, the woman told me that $20,000,000 had been deposited, and the $14,400,000 was transferred to a numbered Swiss account. There was also a notation on the account that the remaining balance could only be accessed by the executor!
I'm still numb from all of this. That's a lot of money! Besides retiring, I'm seriously considering making an offer to the Fulps to become their primary investor, and really skyrocket this site to new levels. Maybe even rent a luxury yacht and invite you all for an off-shore meetup, all expenses paid.
How do you think I should spend the money?
As for the roster, it was a good month. A lot of milestones, Guthrie is now a Commander, and we've all been busy as hell . It looks like our newest member, SFC Peregrinus, is giving Guthrie and yours truly a run on BP points. Go get'em, soldier!
Milestones::
Asandir - 35K saves
Big-Boss - 37K total B/P
byteslinger - 128K saves, 144K total B/P
Exedor - 63K total B/P
Guthrie - 22K saves, 26K total B/P
Jackho - 9K saves
Peregrinus - 4K saves, 9K total B/P
Promotions::
Guthrie - Commander
*SALUTES*
The Roster:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
01) 144,584 | 0,844 | 27.23 | B | -006.74 | @byteslinger Sup. Commander | 4 | D
02) 85,568 | 0,081 | 02.61 | D | +088.37 | @GameJunkie Sup. Commander | 0 | F
03) 67,495 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @Jolly Sup. Commander | 0 | F
04) 63,013 | 0,129 | 04.16 | D | -032.81 | @Exedor Sup. Commander | 9 | C
05) 45,746 | 0,295 | 09.52 | C | -015.23 | @Asandir Sup. Commander | 1 | D
06) 37,086 | 0,320 | 10.32 | C | -045.39 | @Big-Boss Sup. Commander | 4 | D
07) 34,567 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Fro Sup. Commander | 0 | F
08) 28,202 | 0,075 | 02.42 | D | -039.02 | @Decky Commander | 1 | D
09) 26,287 | 1,106 | 35.68 | B | +012.28 | @Guthrie Commander | 11 | C
10) 21,873 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | @Lizzardis Lt. General | 0 | F
11) 10,774 | 0,550 | 17.74 | C | +004.17 | @Jackho Sgt. Major | 10 | C
12) 9,059 | 0,770 | 24.84 | B | +000.00 | @Peregrinus Sgt. First Class +1 | 16 | B
13) 8,532 | 0,058 | 01.87 | D | +031.82 | @ZJ Sgt. First Class -1 | 0 | F
14) 6,360 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | -100.00 | @BenwaHakubi Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
15) 5,733 | 0,001 | 00.03 | D | +000.00 | @ADR3-N Sergeant | 1 | D
Top 5 Gainers::
Guthrie - 1,106 (26.15% of total)
byteslinger - 844 (19.96% of total)
Peregrinus - 770 (18.21% of total)
Jackho - 550 (13.01% of total)
Big-Boss - 320 (7.57% of total)
Top 5 users accounted for 84.89% of B/P points (3,590 total)
Top gainers, repeat appearances::
byteslinger (62)
Big-Boss (52)
Guthrie (10)
Jackho (4)
Total gain for month: 4,229 (11 Active Members)
That's 136.42 per day, or 12.40 per day per active member.
(btw...A_P_R_I_L__ F_O_O_L_S!)
