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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-26 19:19:19


Shovelware Escape game.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-26 19:40:14


Well this clearly does not belong to RHMgames.

It was taken from here http://vaisagaproject.blogspot.co.id/ where it even shows you how to download it for your site. Its easy enough to find, its the first game on the page, with a statement just above it that says 'the bugs in the game have been fixed, feel free to play'.

It also seems that most (not all) of this accounts submissions have come from that site and that most of them are shovelware. He's got Angry Birds, etc. I've been keeping an eye on this account for a while and I think its one you Mods should have a good look at.

Here's just a few to get you in the mood.

Have a nice day!

But wait there's more. This one (ARCHER HEROES, we all know this game right? I just noticed its in his games list is also clearly stol, er, I mean 'taken'. You only have to open it to see that it does not belong to him.

Once again I say have a nice day!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-27 10:39:36


Game Footage


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-27 11:18:19


At 11/27/15 10:39 AM, larrynachos wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666647
Game Footage

Gone.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-27 12:13:12


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-27 18:01:03


Author did not create this submission.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-28 01:24:02


And here I was thinking they had forgotten about us.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-28 02:01:37 (edited 2015-11-28 02:02:46)


At 11/27/15 06:01 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666667
Author did not create this submission.

"Author" no longer has the submission, then. :)

At 11/28/15 01:24 AM, gamejunkie wrote: And here I was thinking they had forgotten about us.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666679

Nope. We got to them quickly over the last few days. :\

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-28 02:46:47 (edited 2015-11-28 02:47:49)


Escape shovelware :


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-28 19:31:17


for the love of god, looking at the UJ list, of the most recent 55 submissions I've voted zero on 24 of them, that's how bad the portal is now

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-28 21:30:35


At 11/28/15 09:23 PM, Bryan wrote:
At 11/28/15 07:31 PM, jonthomson wrote: for the love of god, looking at the UJ list, of the most recent 55 submissions I've voted zero on 24 of them, that's how bad the portal is now
I feel the same way. Most of the submissions I've seen on the portal recently I've given 0s because they were honestly pure crap and I've only gotten like 20 blams in the past week. Not that stats really matter, but it's indicative of how the quality standards for Newgrounds have changed.

LMAO! Well, well, well. You guys just aren't as forgiving as me then. Of the 75 submissions currently under judgement I voted ZERO on over 50 of them. As for how many Blams are out there, just keep up with the Zero's and you should notice a significant increase soon enough. I think I have around 50 Blams from the last 8 days. This months Blam figures should be astronomical compared to the last few months. There has been a massive influx of Blammable material in the last 3 weeks or so. Hang in there gentlemen. The EGB will win this war one battle at a time.

*salutes
EGSC gamejunkie

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-28 21:36:44


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 04:28:16


At 11/28/15 09:23 PM, Bryan wrote:
At 11/28/15 07:31 PM, jonthomson wrote: for the love of god, looking at the UJ list, of the most recent 55 submissions I've voted zero on 24 of them, that's how bad the portal is now
I feel the same way. Most of the submissions I've seen on the portal recently I've given 0s because they were honestly pure crap and I've only gotten like 20 blams in the past week. Not that stats really matter, but it's indicative of how the quality standards for Newgrounds have changed.

Don't really like being negative but I am actually glad to see that I am by far not the only one seeing it like that. There have been some great submissions (like the 20th anniversary of Newgrounds one) but the amount of trash-tier stuff is just absolutely staggering lately. There are highs and lows in the average quality but this time frame right now takes the rotten cake, unfortunately. I share @gamejunkie 's viewpoint that we will get through it by doing what we do best - vote fair and report and take stuff out that breaks the rules.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 05:30:17


No animation.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 06:37:28


Another coloring book game.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 07:12:27



The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 07:13:49



The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 10:48:02


At 11/29/15 07:12 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666704
At 11/29/15 07:13 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666617

You need to explain why you are reporting these submissions.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 11:02:36


At 11/29/15 10:48 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 11/29/15 07:12 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666704
At 11/29/15 07:13 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666617
You need to explain why you are reporting these submissions.

First one I forgot, second one is because it's not in English


The cake is a liar!

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 11:27:20 (edited 2015-11-29 11:27:55)


At 11/29/15 11:02 AM, ragnkinson wrote:
At 11/29/15 10:48 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 11/29/15 07:12 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666704
At 11/29/15 07:13 AM, ragnkinson wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666617
You need to explain why you are reporting these submissions.
First one I forgot

Well, it doesn't look like it breaks any rules, so I don't know why you reported it here.


second one is because it's not in English

Just because a submission is not in English doesn't mean that it breaks any rules. It's perfectly fine.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 11:49:00


At 11/29/15 11:02 AM, ragnkinson wrote:
First one I forgot, second one is because it's not in English

So?

Nine new submissions since I last posted and we've got a trailer, a speedpaint, a shovelware dressup game and a "clicker" "game", for christ's sake

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 13:47:36



I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 15:01:53


At 11/29/15 01:47 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666752
They are at it again.

Taken care of.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 17:28:34


This is advertising for a roofing company.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-29 18:03:03


At 11/29/15 05:28 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666758
This is advertising for a roofing company.

New grounds and new roofs, I don't see the issue here .... just kidding it's gone now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-30 00:14:59


At 11/29/15 04:28 AM, Asandir wrote: Don't really like being negative but I am just absolutely staggering lately. There are highs and lows in the average rotten cake I share @gamejunkie by doing what we do best - that breaks the rules.

On a positive note, we can hope/vote for blam points. :3

At 11/29/15 06:37 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Another coloring book game.

shovelware, template, cookiecutter, and modremoved. I colored it out of existence. :3

At 11/29/15 11:02 AM, ragnkinson wrote: second one is because it's not in English

English is preferred, but not a rule. After all, no one watches Swedish Erotica and says, "...if only I could understand what they're saying!!" You just figure it out anyway. :) ... :S ...um... @gamejunkie made me say that. >_>

At 11/29/15 06:03 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 11/29/15 05:28 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666758
This is advertising for a roofing company.
New grounds and new roofs, I don't see the issue here .... just kidding it's gone now.

And, forwarded for account deletion, too! Hail, yeeyah.

Insert roof pun/joke here.
They will no longer be allowed under our ROOF.
They'll no longer be doing business in this town!
That commercial was not to their AD-vantage!
That's enough. -Don't want to bring the house down!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-30 03:24:56


At 11/29/15 04:28 AM, Asandir wrote:
At 11/28/15 09:23 PM, Bryan wrote:
At 11/28/15 07:31 PM, jonthomson wrote: stuff about blams and NG UJ section quality

I was starting to think maybe I was being too picky on what stuff to give a pass. Now seems like I'm going on the right track and I'm slowly shaking the "n00bness" out of me. And that being said ...
This one doesn't work for me, gets stuck on loading screen (firefox):

shovelware :


Musicians make music , producers make products. * drops mic :D

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-30 10:38:00 (edited 2015-11-30 10:39:32)


Looks as if it's been ripped off from a certain site since I had seen something like this before.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-30 10:43:38


At 11/30/15 10:38 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666764
Looks as if it's been ripped off from a certain site since I had seen something like this before.

You should try to find the site, so this abomination can be removed. It would be very appreciated.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-11-30 11:56:52


At 11/30/15 10:43 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 11/30/15 10:38 AM, Idiot-Finder wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/666764
Looks as if it's been ripped off from a certain site since I had seen something like this before.
You should try to find the site, so this abomination can be removed. It would be very appreciated.

Found some related videos but I'm not sure if that would be enough.


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