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The Elite Guard Barracks

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-16 04:06:20


Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-16 07:13:46


Games2Jolly and its constant, unapologetic re-hashing of concepts and titles.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-16 07:22:35


This is rated E and should not be.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-16 07:28:12


At 4/16/15 07:13 AM, ThePulp wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/656242

Why are games2jolly's games not getting removed yet? @Exedor @Asandir


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-16 07:31:04


This will probably get blammed, but this isn't even a game and the author says in the author's comments that even he/she can't get anything to work.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-16 19:36:19


At 4/16/15 07:31 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: the author says in the author's comments that even he/she can't get anything to work.

Jesus, what's with all the goddamn unfinished crap lately?

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-16 23:47:28


At 4/16/15 07:36 PM, ThePulp wrote:
At 4/16/15 07:31 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: the author says in the author's comments that even he/she can't get anything to work.
Jesus, what's with all the goddamn unfinished crap lately?

Not sure. Is annoying though. The breakout game was actually entertaining, but most of the other stuff I've seen has been completely non-functional, broken, or just shitty.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-17 03:43:22


At 4/16/15 07:28 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Why are games2jolly's games not getting removed yet? @Exedor @Asandir
At 4/16/15 07:13 AM, Everyone'sBeen writing:
@Exedor
@Exedor
@Exedor

Hi, all! I haven't been ignoring you all. Just been busy enough that Newgrounds time has been limited to mere minutes a day. Should be back soon, tho!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-17 04:00:06 (edited 2015-04-17 04:02:02)


Non-animated black screen.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/656266Nevermind. My vote blammed it!

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-17 12:02:20


At 4/17/15 04:00 AM, cobra1 wrote: Non-animated black screen.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/656266Nevermind. My vote blammed it!

That thing was a spectacularly sad attempt. And obviously made by a 12-year-old.


When I'm not spouting bullshit, I'm actually dead serious.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-17 16:17:52


User did not create anything. this is not a flash.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-17 16:19:12


User did not create anything. This is not a flash.


I have a PhD in Troll Physics

Top Medal points user list. I am number 12

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-17 18:57:58 (edited 2015-04-17 19:04:47)


Delicious, delicious stolen content.

Woah! A two-fer! Not a flash.

OH ALSO THIS I GUESS GOD DAMN MAN


When I'm not spouting bullshit, I'm actually dead serious.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-17 23:05:29


At 4/17/15 04:00 AM, cobra1 wrote: Nevermind. My vote blammed it!

You are a modern-day hero, my friend.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-18 03:24:28


Hello again EGB Sirs.
I found this video, It has "animated stuff" on it , but I'm not sure if this kind of content belongs to the animation portal.
I leave it to your consideration.

That's it for now.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-18 04:21:45


At 4/18/15 03:24 AM, LexaHergon wrote: I'm not sure if this kind of content belongs to the animation portal.

It isn't an animation portal. It's the Movies section of the Newgrounds Flash Portal-- which, by now has evolved past just animated Flash animation.

Movies with CGI or Live-Action sketches are allowed, albeit for some reason discriminated upon by the users. Perhaps because they've gotten used to animation or because most of the live action video sent here isn't really all that good or worthy.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-18 12:01:10


Watch it for five seconds, it's self-explanatory. Not a flash, or even really content.


When I'm not spouting bullshit, I'm actually dead serious.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-18 12:32:31


At 4/18/15 12:01 PM, ShiftyHyena wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/656348
Watch it for five seconds, it's self-explanatory. Not a flash, or even really content.

Just hope for a blam. Zerobomb it and see it land in the obituaries.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-18 13:34:55


At 4/18/15 12:32 PM, CGA-999 wrote:
At 4/18/15 12:01 PM, ShiftyHyena wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/656348
Watch it for five seconds, it's self-explanatory. Not a flash, or even really content.
Just hope for a blam. Zerobomb it and see it land in the obituaries.

Nah, got rid of it.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-18 22:09:53


The author says that they didn't make this.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-19 01:23:19 (edited 2015-04-19 01:26:27)


At 4/18/15 01:34 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 4/18/15 12:32 PM, CGA-999 wrote: Just hope for a blam. Zerobomb it and see it land in the obituaries.
Nah, got rid of it.

Asandir's blams: 3,331
Exedor's blams: 18,488 :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-19 01:48:21


At 4/19/15 01:23 AM, Exedor wrote: Asandir's blams: 3,331
Exedor's blams: 18,488 :P

gamejunkies blams: 23,729 :P :P :P

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-19 10:57:39


At 4/19/15 01:23 AM, Exedor wrote: Asandir's blams: 3,331
Exedor's blams: 18,488 :P

It takes nearly a year to get 1,000 blams these days. I wonder if there's anybody who joined post-2010 who has more, or even close, to the amount of blams you do.

Although there was a 3~ month period where I hardly had the time to B/P.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-19 13:36:26


Isn't this the definition of "shovelware"? Once you start the game, you can click the 'skip' in the lower corner to skip the game and go straight to the links to their site.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-19 13:41:44


At 4/19/15 10:57 AM, Jolly wrote:
At 4/19/15 01:23 AM, Exedor wrote: Asandir's blams: 3,331
Exedor's blams: 18,488 :P
It takes nearly a year to get 1,000 blams these days. I wonder if there's anybody who joined post-2010 who has more, or even close, to the amount of blams you do.

Although there was a 3~ month period where I hardly had the time to B/P.

I was gone for a long time. I'm trying to get my scores up now. It seems like the blams are few and far between. I guess if a game sucks enough to be blamed, it would make sense to have a mod remove it after it passes, if it does. That way, we have a shot at blaming it. At this rate, I'll be in my 50's by the time I get to Exedor's level. Fuck.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-19 15:56:39


Youtube material


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-19 23:03:00


Not an animation.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-20 04:36:47


At 4/19/15 01:41 PM, cobra1 wrote: I was gone for a long time. I'm trying to get my scores up now. It seems like the blams are few and far between.

This is very true. It's been this way for some time now.

I guess if a game sucks enough to be blamed, it would make sense to have a mod remove it after it passes, if it does. That way, we have a shot at blaming it.

Unfortunately it doesn't work that way. If it passes judgement the savewhores get their save point even if the Mods delete it afterwards. No Blams are attained from deleted flashes.

At this rate, I'll be in my 50's by the time I get to Exedor's level. Fuck.

Exedors level is Meh! He'll be 50 by the time he catches me and by then I'll probably be about 60.

Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-20 07:45:27


He claims it was from a tutorial, but I think this is a stencyl template.


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Response to The Elite Guard Barracks 2015-04-20 09:40:03


At 4/20/15 04:36 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Unfortunately it doesn't work that way. If it passes judgement the savewhores get their save point even if the Mods delete it afterwards. No Blams are attained from deleted flashes.

That's not very fair, is it? My save ratio lately has been about 10 to 1, even though I haven't been the least bit lenient in terms of voting. Is this because mod-deleted flashes aren't saved in the obituaries?


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