At 4/1/10 05:19 AM, byteslinger wrote: Also, it seems all personal pronouns are being converted to his name, so 1 am using a "1" instead of an "eye" to bypass the filters. Use "Mee" and "Mi", too. I am up too early, and now I have to fudge personal pronouns on posts to avoid becoming "baconated". Yay, intentional misspellings!

That's actually a pretty good idea to get around the omnious baconating that is going around. But got music to listen to while 1 browse around so guess it's not so bad that way.

Oh goodness. I fall asleep for a few months and all of a sudden everything turns to bacon.

Thanks for the roster Lizz!

At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote: But yeah, this month has been a slow one for me on NG. Mearly because my real life has been picking up a lot. Plus, I've got exams and such coming over the next few months, so therefore I will be studying a lot... Hopefully.

Know. The. Feeling.

Enjoy guys. Happy April Fools :)

BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON

/bacon

Milestones:
Promotions:

Good month for achievements, congrats guys!

Entering the list:
TheNossinator
HeavenDuff

Welcome back Gentlemen.

Indeed, welcome back.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
11] 27,711 | 0,087 | 02.8 | + 1.23 idiot-buster Com.
12] 22,458 | 0,948 | 30.6 | + 7.68 DumbassDude Lt. Gen.
13] 20,154 | 0,268 | 08.6 | + 0.52 RohantheBarbarian Brig. Gen.
16] 16,711 | 0,086 | 02.9 | -- 1.57 ever-vigilant Mjr.

Unlucky # 13, I'm going nowhere fast haha.

Top 5 Gainers
ByteSlinger - 1,671
Coop83 - 1,661
DumbassDude - 948
Sushi13 - 945
Ismael92 - 862

Top gainers, repeat appearances: byteslinger (15), Coop83 (14)

Close run this month, just 10B/P in it.

Total Gain for the month = 10,925
That's 352.4 points per day, or 9.3 per day per member.

For the first time since I joined the Barracks, I'm marginally below the per day average, not pulling my weight. Sign of my reduced NG time I guess.

Thanks again for the roster man.

At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 1st April 2010

Thank you Lizz! Great job, as usual!

So, today is April fools day.. And 1'm annoyed. Haha. This "April fools" Theme is rather annoying. Moreso than the China one that was on last year. For some reason this one is more annoying than anything. But oh well, after this roster 1'm not coming back on here until tomorrow anyway because of that reason.

Aww... don't let the Bacon get under your skin, my friend!

Plus, as you will have seen, 1 have added a new section to the roster. This being a back up file. Since a few days ago 1 "accidentally" deleted the roster for the NGPD... It was only pure luck that 1 got the roster back because 1 made a back up of it and linked it to the roster. So 1 will be doing that from now on. 1 wouldn't want to be put under the pressure of making the EGB roster again... It's too much hard work as it as and 1 couldn't recreate it even if I tried. Haha.

Thank God for backup copies. You have done well, my young Padawan!

But yeah, this month has been a slow one for mee on NG. Merely because my real life has been picking up a lot. Plus, 1've got exams and such coming over the next few months, so therefore 1 will be studying a lot... Hopefully.

Yay! Lizz has a REAL life! - 1'm so jealous sometimes! Good for you!

But anywho, enough of me talking... This roster is late enough already!

Enjoy guys. Happy April Fools :)

Milestones:

Congrats to all who made a mark this month.

Promotions:

Well done! *Salutes * (oh, our Lizz is a Captain now! He's growing up to be such a fine, young man!)

Entering the list:
TheNossinator
HeavenDuff

Ummm... Fresh fish! Welcome!

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 76,629 | 0,000 | 00.0 | -- 0.32 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 72,232 | 1,661 | 53.6 | + 11.9 Coop83 Sup. Com.
03] 51,460 | 0,243 | 07.8 | -- 2.81 Idiot-Finder Sup. Com.
04] 48,960 | 0,140 | 04.5 | + 0.13 Little-Rena Sup. Com.
05] 47,758 | 1,671 | 53.9 | + 7.10 byteslinger Sup. Com. 1
06] 47,106 | 0,605 | 19.5 | -- 20.6 EagleRock Sup. Com. -1

Hey, what happened to EagleRock? Anyone heard from him lately? And it looks like Coop found some free time this month as well. Congrats!

Top 5 Gainers
ByteSlinger - 1,671
Coop83 - 1,661
DumbassDude - 948
Sushi13 - 945
Ismael92 - 862

Can you find two people in this list that need to get out more? Well done, guys, well done!

Top gainers, repeat appearances: byteslinger (15), Coop83 (14)

I'm in good company! :)

Total Gain for the month = 10,925
That's 352.4 points per day, or 9.3 per day per member.

Not bad at all.

[March Update]

Thank you again, Lizz, for an excellent roster report. I will update the EGB website shortly!

*Salutes*

At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Milestones:
SlntCobra1 - 9k B/P

DAMMIT L1ZZ! You should've put mi as OVER 9000!!! Seriously, that would've made meye day! 1 agree, this is just slightly more annoying than Ch1naGrounds was last year! The only real saving grace is there is no glaring red!

I do like the Bacon levels. Also, hey Sla5h, how've you been?

At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Barracks Roster 1st April 2010

Thanks for the update.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username
01] 76,629 | 0,000 | 00.0 | -- 0.32 Phantom Sup. Com.
02] 72,232 | 1,661 | 53.6 | + 11.9 Coop83 Sup. Com.

Hmm... I'm an extra 270 points up here. I could have sworn that I hadn't passed 72k just yet. Perhaps tomorrow ;)

Top 5 Gainers
ByteSlinger - 1,671
Coop83 - 1,661
DumbassDude - 948
Sushi13 - 945
Ismael92 - 862

With the stats slightly skewed by the anomaly (bad stuff, one has to say), does this mean that one's gain is 1,391 for the week, or still just 10 less than byte?

Top gainers, repeat appearances: byteslinger (15), Coop83 (14)

Ah, another month and the truck / trailer combination keeps on rolling. Keep going, byte!

I like the Aprils Fools day look Kevin Bacon LOL although I thought maybe last years one was better. Anyway thanks for the roaster update Lizzardis. The bacon icon is cool I like the layout for today cool. Hello there SlashFirestorm.

YAY! ï'm not at the bottom of the damn roster anymore.

Also, HA-HA A-Wahl! One fucking point! ï knew it was worth staying up for something at least...

Honestly, ï thought this April fool's was gonna be at least as good as last year's (seriously, ï stayed up 'til 5AM for THIS?), but all they've really done is bugger the BBS with a stupid word filter that makes everything nonsensical.

Fuck you word filter. In fact, the whole damn BBS looks so stupid, ï'm gonna spend most of today elsewhere. This shit is just annoying.

At 4/1/10 10:35 AM, phantomlassuk wrote: 1 like the Aprils Fools day look Kevin Bacon LOL although 1 thought maybe last years one was better. Anyway thanks for the [roaster] update Lizzardis. The bacon icon is cool 1 like the layout for today cool. Hello there S1ashFirestorm.%u2248%u2248%u2248

Would that be a roaster of Bacon today, then? Personally, 1 like it a little crispy, not too overdone, with a side of hash browns and three eggs over-easy.

Breakfast, any?

Here you go, I'll be taking time off just to work on my story adaptation of a song parody I wrote.

It'll be posted on fiction press.

Thanks for the roster, Lizzardis! I won't make a lot of quotes and stuff because I'm on a laptop and I just can't get used to the keyboard and the mouse (or the lack of it). Besides, the whole "Kevin Bacon" joke makes it difficult to read the posts.

I'm happy because I finally made it into the top gainers list :D

I'm not using any spellchecker so yeah, I'm sorry for any mistake I might have maid.

BTW that was on purpose.

At 4/1/10 07:12 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Oh goodness. I fall asleep for a few months and all of a sudden everything turns to bacon.

Another familiar face shows up and long time no so but cool to see you dropped by. Anyway was gone most of yesterday mainly to try to avoid all the bacon insanity although I had to deal with it most of that morning.

Now I can't wait for Pico Day! Though, if I can't see flash by then, I'm gonna be seriously pissed off! And it's 4 weeks from now! >_> God, not being able to see flash sucks!

At 4/1/10 07:12 AM, SlashFirestorm wrote: Oh goodness. I fall asleep for a few months and all of a sudden everything turns to bacon.

For the first time in months i look on the site for more then a minute to deposit my exp points i see everything full of what i love most. Just stoping in, wish i had the urge to do what i used to an such. In time i might be back.

At 4/2/10 12:16 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Now I can't wait for Pico Day! Though, if I can't see flash by then, I'm gonna be seriously pissed off! And it's 4 weeks from now! >_> God, not being able to see flash sucks!

Yeah bacause of the lack luster dial-up connection i'm having to live with makes it pretty damn hard to even watch flash. So I have to grade what I think is good just by looking at a few factors. And can't write reviews either which sucks cause I really would like to start doing that again.

What the hell why was I left off the roster? Just noticed that when I went to see where I was at and didn;t see my name anywhere so guess have to be re-added or something to that effect.

At 4/2/10 03:35 PM, Lizzardis wrote:

You will be added as *NEW*. But I'm sure you wont mind :)

I won't mind that at all really. Will just have to work harder to get on back up the ranks in this place. But anyway have been messing around with my new Zune and it's a pretty awesome thing. But cause of the fact I have dial up it makes putting movies and suck on it a real pain in the ass cause it takes forever to do so.

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Another jackass is trying to steal Quake. This is like the 3rd time I've seen it in the portal. Original flash Quake is here.

Happy Easter, fellas.

Happy Easter also to all. Well Sushi13 I could not get the page for the link to load, but on the stolen submission I think I got some here.

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Stolen its in the flash from here http://hentaikey.com/sys/members/signup.
php?wid=1

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Also from hentaikey.com

Don't know if this author has permission to post these looks odd.

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http://lu.scio.us/hentai/tagged/yoko/pag e/1 From here?

At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

thanx for the awesome update

Milestones:

thanx and congrats to everyone

Promotions:

congrats again...

:: No. B/P / Gain / Average / Change / Username

05] 47,758 | 1,671 | 53.9 | + 7.10 byteslinger Sup. Com. 1
06] 47,106 | 0,605 | 19.5 | -- 20.6 EagleRock Sup. Com. -1

well done byte

07] 35,060 | 0,415 | 13.4 | -- 11.3 aldlv Sup. Com.

i am going down... XD

Top 5 Gainers

congrats

Top gainers, repeat appearances: byteslinger (15), Coop83 (14)

this is the part that hurts, i am out of here...

At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote: 19] 08,941 | 0,945 | 30.5 | ???? Sushi13 1st Sgt. 1

I'm kinda confused why my "change" entry is ????. If my assumption that it should show the difference between my gains for last month and this month is correct then surely it should show something. Can anybody explain this for me please?

My goal for this coming month (yes I set myself goals in everything, I know I'm an obsessive compulsive nerd) is to overtake the few people just ahead of me and get into 16th place.

Top 5 Gainers
ByteSlinger - 1,671
Coop83 - 1,661
DumbassDude - 948
Sushi13 - 945
Ismael92 - 862

Damn you DumbassDude, always one step ahead of me, you must be my nemesis! I'll be stealing 5th place on the Gamerscore Leaderboard from you soon, mark my words!

At 4/5/10 10:37 AM, sushi13 wrote:

At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote: 19] 08,941 | 0,945 | 30.5 | ???? Sushi13 1st Sgt. 1

I'm kinda confused why my "change" entry is ????. If my assumption that it should show the difference between my gains for last month and this month is correct then surely it should show something. Can anybody explain this for me please?

As you say, the "change" column shows the difference between how much B/P you gained per day this month, and how much you gained in the last roster. And yes, it is wrong. It was just an honest mistake though, I'm sure it will be fixed for next month :)

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Contains real porn.

87 whole entire B/Ps?! Bow bitches. :p I'm surprised I got that much to be honest. Internet has been a sketchy situation around the household lately. Hopefully I'll get back into fighting shape before too long again though. Thanks for the roster Liz.

At 4/5/10 01:13 PM, Ismael92 wrote:

At 4/5/10 10:37 AM, sushi13 wrote:

At 4/1/10 07:08 AM, Lizzardis wrote: 19] 08,941 | 0,945 | 30.5 | ???? Sushi13 1st Sgt. 1

I'm kinda confused why my "change" entry is ????. If my assumption that it should show the difference between my gains for last month and this month is correct then surely it should show something. Can anybody explain this for me please?

As you say, the "change" column shows the difference between how much B/P you gained per day this month, and how much you gained in the last roster. And yes, it is wrong. It was just an honest mistake though, I'm sure it will be fixed for next month :)

That's cool, I just wanted to check if it was something to do with me being new. I saw Lizz's posts about thinking there was somebody to add and a couple of people thought it was me so I wasn't sure what was going on.

Pvt. Holmes Reporting for duty, sir! so uh..where do I sleep?

At 4/6/10 06:19 PM, 3dog14 wrote: Pvt. Holmes Reporting for duty, sir! so uh..where do I sleep?

Hey guy, i don't know if you understood the club rules...

Uh, you have to be Private (in B/P points) or a higher level... You are currently Civilian, so, you have a long way until Pvt.

See the list of ranks here

Oh, and if you don't know, your B/P rank is just under your Level Icon...

Nice to see the interest Dog, however, you need a bronze whistle or better and you need 2500 B/P, the rank of private to join. The NGPDwill help "train" you so to speak.

At 4/6/10 06:28 PM, SlntCobra1 wrote: Nice to see the interest Dog, however, you need a bronze whistle or better and you need 2500 B/P, the rank of private to join. The NGPDwill help "train" you so to speak.

dont you have to be a cop or higher to join that one? if this kids still a civ. i dont think theyll take him in yet either. damn they oughta make like a town watch crew for the kids who are just cutting their teeth on the whole ng b/p thing.