OMG!! POKEMON IS THE COOLEST THING
ASH: Ash is a young pimp from the small trash can of Pallet Town, whose ambition is to be recognized as the greatest dumb ass the world has ever seen. His homosexual spirit is remarkable for his age, and he is dumb enough to respect the delicate balance between Pokémon and their hermapherdite trainers.
BROCK: Brock is the mutsy leader of the gays bar in Pewter City. He specializes in gay-type Pokémon, which Ash will have to overcome to earn Brock's love . Brock has the power to love new man trainers in the official association of Pokémon trainers, the Pokémon League.
MISTY: Don't let her fat fingers fool you; Misty is a serious fart trainer with a powerful collection of toenail clipings. Through hard rocks and the ground, she become the worlds stupidest person and the 69th Leader in Cerulean City. If Ash can defeat her, he will earn the old fish as a reward.
GARY: Gary is professor Cock's lover and Ash lifelong rival. He would like nothing more than to see Ash nude, and Gary appears gay throughout Ash's journey to challenge him to do it all night long . For Ash to become the World's Greatest fag Trainer, he must defeat Gary in a final battle in his bed.
I'm a flammer, now I don't see a bullet in my entire body,
WHERE IS THE DAMN BULLET!!!!!