This is not a bad film whatsoever its called Intruder (1989)
At 6/13/19 04:51 PM, Zymbot wrote:At 3/8/19 10:42 PM, Zymbot wrote: https://www.latimes.com/entertainment/herocomplex/la-et-hc-banana-splits-horror-movie-20190219-story.htmlTrailer.
They're turning the Banana Splits into a horror movie.
That's weird.
Don't know how I feel about this, if anything I'm intrigued. But it does feel like kinda, albeit late to the party, cash grab banking on killer animatronics, FNAF to be specific. Funny enough, just told my dad about this since he grew up watching the old show, but hates horror movies, conversation went like this
Me:Hey Dad, good news and bad news
Dad: What's that
Me: Good news, they're doing a Banana Splits Movie
Dad: (with a bit of a shocked surprise) Really?
Me: Bad news, it's a horror movie
Dad: A horror movie?
Me: A horror movie
Dad:... What the fuck
At 6/13/19 04:48 PM, Zymbot wrote: They're remaking Black Christmas again? WTF.
If only it was a friday the 13th film....
At 6/14/19 12:09 PM, Zymbot wrote: Doctor Sleep trailer. The sequel to The Shining.
I enjoy Mike Flanagan's work, so I'm looking forward to it.
No way what?!
At 6/14/19 11:42 PM, Zymbot wrote: Look like the original Child's Play ending theme is in the remake.
Remake.
Original.
Oh damn! Thanks for the post!
At 6/14/19 11:42 PM, Zymbot wrote: Look like the original Child's Play ending theme is in the remake.
Remake.
Original.
The remake sounds kinda okay. Still love the original tho.
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At 6/19/19 06:42 PM, QualonHive wrote:At 6/14/19 11:42 PM, Zymbot wrote: Look like the original Child's Play ending theme is in the remake.The remake sounds kinda okay. Still love the original tho.
Remake.
Original.
Agreed
So, Midsommar.
Phenomenal stuff. Aster addressed all the problems I had with Hereditary. It's everything I wanted and more. Just fantastic.
At 7/4/19 02:17 PM, Absurd-Ditties wrote: So, Midsommar.
Phenomenal stuff. Aster addressed all the problems I had with Hereditary. It's everything I wanted and more. Just fantastic.
Good to know!
At 7/7/19 08:04 PM, Zymbot wrote:At 7/4/19 02:17 PM, Absurd-Ditties wrote: So, Midsommar.I really enjoyed it as well.
Phenomenal stuff. Aster addressed all the problems I had with Hereditary. It's everything I wanted and more. Just fantastic.
It's what a Wicker Man remake should be. Not that Nicolas Cage nonsense.
The Wicker Man remake wasnt that good....
At 7/7/19 08:04 PM, Zymbot wrote:At 7/4/19 02:17 PM, Absurd-Ditties wrote: So, Midsommar.I really enjoyed it as well.
Phenomenal stuff. Aster addressed all the problems I had with Hereditary. It's everything I wanted and more. Just fantastic.
It's what a Wicker Man remake should be. Not that Nicolas Cage nonsense.
I'd argue it has little in common with The Wicker Man actually. Beyond the superficial, surface level stuff like it featuring a pagan cult and a visually similar finale, they're very different tonally, thematically and stylistically. It's one of the reasons I liked it so much, felt like very much its own film. As much as I love folk horror, a lot of it is very derivative, especially of The Wicker Man, whereas this brought something new to the table.
The Dead Don't Die is the most disappointing thing I've seen in ages.
I'm a huge Jim Jarmusch fan, and this is his worst film by some margin. It's a horror comedy that isn't funny enough to work as a comedy, and is too meta (characters frequently reference having read the script and the like) to work as a horror because how are you supposed to get invested in what happens to the characters when they're constantly referencing having read the script or getting angry at the director?
It just comes off as Jim getting all his celebrity pals together to have a laugh killing some zombies. Fair enough, it looks like they had a blast making it, but it doesn't really make for a good viewing experience. It's not totally irredeemable, Adam Driver is consistently funny and Tilda Swinton killing zombies with a samurai sword is Tilda Swinton killing zombies with a samurai sword, but on paper this should have been incredible, not the mildly amusing distraction it is.
At 7/15/19 08:03 PM, Zymbot wrote: Crawl was pretty good.
On a scale of 1-100?
At 12/6/18 12:29 AM, JasonToddVoorhees wrote: Talk and discuss about any and all thing horror related! Let out your inner horror geek!
Arwoooooo... I'm a real bigass
horror fanatic, who dabbles in much freaky awesome frights... including upcoming 3D horror games (including me own 2D horror comedies ere' on Newgrounds)!
At 8/18/19 07:25 PM, h2oOtter wrote:At 12/6/18 12:29 AM, JasonToddVoorhees wrote: Talk and discuss about any and all thing horror related! Let out your inner horror geek!Arwoooooo... I'm a real bigass
horror fanatic, who dabbles in much freaky awesome frights... including upcoming 3D horror games (including me own 2D horror comedies ere' on Newgrounds)!
Good....Good welcome to hell! :)
At 9/5/19 09:12 PM, Zymbot wrote:At 6/13/19 04:48 PM, Zymbot wrote: They're remaking Black Christmas again? WTF.Here's the trailer.
Looks like the trailer shows everything that happens.
Well damn
So I recently went a Horror Convention! And here is the results!
At 10/9/19 01:12 PM, Zymbot wrote: Charles Cyphers is coming back to play Sheriff Brackett again in Halloween Kills next year.
Wow! I thought that guy was dead. Turns out he's just been retired from acting for years.
I CANT WAIT FOR THIS MAN! NOW ONLY IF WE CAN GET A FINE F13 FILM!
Friday the 13th: Vengeance a F13 fan film! it's not a bad one either!
4 Horror News Updates:
- New Scream Film
- New Grudge Film
- New Wrong Turn Film
- Vengeance 2.0 (Updated Version of the Original)
New Spin-Off for the Puppet Master franchise/timeline:
At 1/3/20 10:19 PM, Zymbot wrote: A Quiet Place 2 trailer.
Looks good. Looks bigger than the first one.
Oh wow! I knew they were planning a sequel but that fast???
At 2/5/20 08:55 AM, Zymbot wrote: Trailer for the new Saw movie.
I AM HYPED BRO!
At 2/27/20 02:48 PM, Zymbot wrote: Candyman trailer.
I'm hyped!!
New Update about the whole "CM Punk is the new Ash!" Nonsense!
I wish Eli Roth would stop trying to write things, he's not good at horror.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless.
At 3/7/20 07:51 PM, Tropzilla wrote: I wish Eli Roth would stop trying to write things, he's not good at horror.
didnt he direct the Hostel and the Cabin Fever series which are cult classic to some of us horror fans?
At 3/10/20 01:45 PM, JasonToddVoorhees wrote:At 3/7/20 07:51 PM, Tropzilla wrote: I wish Eli Roth would stop trying to write things, he's not good at horror.didnt he direct the Hostel and the Cabin Fever series which are cult classic to some of us horror fans?
Cabin Fever was gore porn and non-sensical in some parts, Hostel was 15 minutes of horror movie after 60 minutes of nothing.
so no.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless.
