Most you think I'm a bit of a cunt, as well you should. Strangers deserve the doubt of a benefit, after all.
Those of you who know me better know I'm a pretty big cunt.
But life is about progression.
I want to be the biggest cunt. The cuntiest cunt to ever cunt through the country of Cuntistan.
Help me Newgrounds BBS. You are my only hope.
I need to increase my cunt levels. To cunt on levels not before reached in recorded history. I want to cunt to levels only cavemen have achieved with secret hidden esoteric knowledge of mammoth cunts now extinct for over 5 thousand years.
I need to be the cuntmaster. I need to be able to walk down the street and have people shout "OI! CUNT!" at me where ever I go, especially people who never say the words "OI!" or "cunt" except in relation to me.
What tips do you have on being a bigger cunt?
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.