It's that time of year again, folks. That's right. It's time for the Newgrounds BBS awards. We've been doing this since 2003 when @Dobio started the greatest circlejerk of all time -- and @Bees has no plans of stopping the tradition.
It's really simple. There are a few different categories. All you need to do is select a nominee for each category. Once the Nomination Stage is complete, this thread will end and a new voting thread will appear. Then you will be presented with two different users for each category (the two users who received the most nominations in this thread) and then we will find out once and for all who the best users of 2015 are.
Rules:
1. You can only post in this thread once. This includes alts. Discussion belongs in the discussion thread. (See link in sig)
2. Don't nominate yourself. Trying to nominate yourself will only show everyone else what a loser you are.
3. Try to nominate a user for each category. If you leave more than three categories blank, your votes won't be counted.
4. You can nominate one user for more than one category.
5. Discussion belongs in the discussion thread. Not here.
Also keep in mind:
-These nominations are for January 2016 to present. Think of nominees who fit these categories for this particular year.
-This thread will be closed sometime on Saturday, December 17th. Submit your votes before this day. After I make a post calling for the end of the voting, no more votes will be counted, even if the thread is not locked yet.
-Ties will be broken via SLMGTMG. You can prevent this by convincing others to vote. I pity the poor soul whose fate is decided by the Shit Lord McGee the Math Genius.
Here are the categories:
Funniest User
This user's posts always make you smile. Their wit and humor is meh, not quite up to par with mine.
Biggest Attention Whore
This user is completely self-centered and tries to make every thread into a discussion about them. I am not eligible for this category.
I Miss Yew
This user stopped posting this year and you really want them back. Looks like everyone left anyone so pick anything that signed up ever.
The Newcomer Award
This user is the least awful '16er of all. They don't need to be good. They just need to be better than the rest. So vote that one guy who signed up this year.
Never Logs Off
This user always seems to be posting. You are convinced that they don't actually sleep. If no one wins this award automatically goes to Tom Fulp who no doubt broke his F5 key wondering when his website stopped being cool.
Most Helpful
This user is always kind and helpful. Even when everyone else is being a complete asshole, they always lend a hand.
Photoshop Master
This user makes the best photoshops in all of the BBS. Their 'shooping skills are unmatched. All furries are banned from this category.
Best Moderator
This moderator fights to keep the Newgrounds BBS clean, and still manages to remain well-liked by all. This award will automatically go to SevenSeize regardless of votes.
Worst Moderator
This moderator is the opposite of Best Moderator. They seem to spend all of their time torturing users and probably even banned you once and you never forgot about it so you're going to show them who's boss by voting for them here. EyeLovePoozy owes me $20 keep this in mind when voting.
The Stop Posting Award
This user posts too much. You're sure that their posting history is larger than the full text content of Wikipedia, and at least 27% more annoying. Each vote for a furry counts twice.
Best Poster
This user makes posts that you look forward to reading. They are the hero that the BBS needs. If you can't decide amongst yourselves I will gift this award randomly.
Worst Poster
This user makes the posts that you don't even read because you value your eyesight. I predict you all as a collective will win this one no contest.
Greatest Event
Imagine something like the dovahkiin1994 Saga, the introduction of the voice acting forum, the sirtom93 incident, or any other historic BBS moment -- except that it happened this year. What was this year's biggest event? Please, tell me. Looks like nothing happens here anymore.
Best Thread
The overall best thread created this year. Include the title and a link. This thread will undoubtedly win.
Due to such a low user count there will be no discussion thread. All discussions shall be held here to prevent this stupidity from spilling around. Vote fair.
gaydemocrat: i just found a seed in my dope
gaydemocrat: this is a fucking outrage
