3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition

[Bit]

Captain's Log 66969: My first officer @Radaketor and I are on the bridge of the Millennium Strapon. In twenty-four hours, we will begin a dangerous journey into the heart of enemy territory. Our mission: to find the hoes and f*ck them. While we prepare the ship for departure and wait for the rest of our new crew to arrive, my mind wanders to the days when finding hoes was a way of life for buccaneers on the high seas. Ah, things were simpler then...

General announcement:

Crew members wanted! Only two conditions for joining:
#1 You have to be able to F*CK EM with a high standard of skill.
#2 I have to think you're cool. If my first officer, @Radaketor, thinks you're cool but I don't, we'll settle it over a thumb war.

So just draw yourself into the most recent version of the image and add yourself to the crew list. Oh, and make sure to give yourself a super futuristic and fashionable jumpsuit. Blue is for sciences and medical, red is for security and engineering, and yellow-gold-greenish is for command. Stick figures welcome.

Crew:
Captain: @Bit
First Officer: @Radaketor
[your role here - optional]: [your name here]

This thread is an [OFFICIAL] @Bit and @Radaketor collaboration. We have a lot of fun surprises for you, but YOU the user are the one who drives the story. In this vast universe of possibilities, we will simply be your humble guides. We know that you're in for one hell of a ride. So come aboard, buckle up, and prepare to have your world rocked.

[TheGamechanger]

Role: Combat Trainer - I train anyone so they can be in top shape for unexpected battles.

Nickname: Agent Arsenal

I've brought some 1-ups in case any of us do get killed, and I've also brought some wrestling DVDs for "training purposes". And for OP, I have some Kim Possible porno DVDs if he accepts me (I know the whereabouts of both the real deal and a few alternate universe versions).

[Bit]

At 4/11/16 12:01 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Role: Combat Trainer - I train anyone so they can be in top shape for unexpected battles.

You're supposed to draw yourself into the bridge.

[TheGamechanger]

At 4/11/16 12:09 AM, Bit wrote:

At 4/11/16 12:01 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Role: Combat Trainer - I train anyone so they can be in top shape for unexpected battles.

You're supposed to draw yourself into the bridge.

Ok. Put myself in the corner to make room for the others.

[Bit]

At 4/11/16 12:30 AM, Homicidee wrote: I wish I knew how to draw lucy. :c

There's no shame in using photoshop. I know I did.

[TheGamechanger]

At 4/11/16 12:30 AM, Homicidee wrote: I wish I knew how to draw lucy. :c

I knew you like seeing Lucina in revealing clothing so I drew her as such as she holds her sword.

Hopefully I made her easy enough to draw.

[SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2]

Sheeyyuutt, I remember doing stuff like this all the time when I was a regular here on NG. I would participate this time around, but my trips to Newgrounds have been quite random lately, so I might not even come back until way after it's over.

[TheGamechanger]

Doing a mandatory inventory on my stock, which is now part of the crew's stock.

Here's some of the other stuff I've brought with me:

A get out of jail free card that allows us to break out of jail if we get sent to jail. The catch is that only one person is allowed to break free of jail per card.

The 7 Dragon Balls that are good for only 3 wishes.

A bottle of South Park Kenny Immunity Spray that allows us to survive being killed the first 10 times. It also doubles as lube.

[FoAngel]

I have a question. Is there a specific crew role. Or it's just whatever we want?

[YenMuffin]

Ready to rock.

[Radaketor]

Literally nobody is cool besides me and the Captain.
Look at them, Bit, none of the others are wearing jumpsuits, what a bunch of nerds.

Also, does anyone want shitty sigs?
No?

Well too fucking bad, we got 'em!

At 4/11/16 12:01 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I've also brought some wrestling DVDs for "training purposes".

I swear if Beyond the Mat and Rise and Fall of ECW aren't on that list i'll personally throw you out into the vastness of space once we take-off!

Also, no to every item that gives people invulnerability, we know you like making game threads needlessly long but that's not gonna happen this time, not on my watch. You get one life and one life only, if you lose it by doing something needlessly stupid then you're out until the end of the thread when we'll maybe bring you and the rest of the crew that (possibly) died with the help of the Dragon Balls back, just so we can all enjoy the hoes.

We've got at least one mod keeping an eye on this thread per mine and @Bit's request, if someone does some serious derailing/Mary Sue shit then they'll probably get ignored by everyone else or have their posts deleted from this thread.

At 4/11/16 02:15 AM, FoAngel wrote: I have a question. Is there a specific crew role. Or it's just whatever we want?

You can assign yourself a role, don't feel obligated to stick to it all the way, though.
Last expedition i started off as dinner for the whole crew in my Magikarp form before evolving, then i became the tank.
Just play whatever you'd like and you'll be fiiiiine. Although if you give anyone cooties we might need to lock you up somewhere so it won't spread.

[Mismo]

Oy I don't have access to computer right now can someone add me in as Luigi. I'll suck your dick if you do.

[KompiButut]

Can i join the crew??

[FoAngel]

Resident Scientist: FoAngel

At 4/11/16 07:14 AM, Mismo wrote: Oy I don't have access to computer right now can someone add me in as Luigi. I'll suck your dick if you do.

How about a strap on instead (you're welcome <3 )

[Radaketor]

At 4/11/16 07:43 AM, KompiButut wrote: Can i join the crew??

Of course, man. Just draw/add an image to represent yourself (can be a stickman) and put on a uniform like me, Bit and FoAngel did.

At 4/11/16 07:58 AM, FoAngel wrote: Resident Scientist: FoAngel

At 4/11/16 07:14 AM, Mismo wrote: Oy I don't have access to computer right now can someone add me in as Luigi. I'll suck your dick if you do.

How about a strap on instead (you're welcome <3 )

Cropped + added your pin since you already had a uniform.

[BrolfThePaladin]

I'm on work, as I'm coming back though, you'll have a Paladin right by your side.
Let's fock 'dem biatches. \n/ :D \n/

[KompiButut]

At 4/11/16 08:27 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 4/11/16 07:43 AM, KompiButut wrote: Can i join the crew??

Of course, man. Just draw/add an image to represent yourself (can be a stickman) and put on a uniform like me, Bit and FoAngel did.

Cool, but after i draw my unit, i realize i cant crop it and put it on the deck from my phone...
Someone help me put me in there please... Just great
Blue suit version

Edit : Name Meat (Miss type of "Mate") - ghost unit, recon,surveilance, and assasination. Kill count 323

im gone

[ChaingunSnake]

High tech engineer: ChaingunSnake
Can anybody add this sprite into the crew?

[Radaketor]

At 4/11/16 09:19 AM, KompiButut wrote:

Done, had to remove the green mist, though.

At 4/11/16 09:32 AM, ChaingunSnake wrote:

Annnd done.

I wanna try to put some of you guys in uniform but i'm afraid of someone posting before i'm done.
I'll maybe try it once we've taken off, then it'll be easier for me.

EDIT: Forgot the pic.

[ChaingunSnake]

At 4/11/16 10:36 AM, Radaketor wrote: Annnd done.

Thanks man.

I wanna try to put some of you guys in uniform but i'm afraid of someone posting before i'm done.
I'll maybe try it once we've taken off, then it'll be easier for me.

Are the uniforms really that necessary?

[Radaketor]

At 4/11/16 10:41 AM, ChaingunSnake wrote: Are the uniforms really that necessary?

Not really but i think they would be fun. Plus we're trying to give it a Star Trek feel with the ship's bridge and crew if you hadn't figured it out yet.

[KompiButut]

At 4/11/16 10:36 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 4/11/16 09:19 AM, KompiButut wrote:

Done, had to remove the green mist, though.

Cool, thanks mate... How much time we have before fleet start??

[Radaketor]

At 4/11/16 10:55 AM, SocialistClock wrote: I thought we were doing hunt for Red October and @bit was Sean Connery

Of course, Star Trek is merely a cover-up so the normies won't feel left out.

At 4/11/16 10:57 AM, KompiButut wrote: Cool, thanks mate... How much time we have before fleet start??

Captain's the only one who can really give you a straight answer.
I'd say either after 24 hours of his first post or when he's had enough fapping for today.

[KompiButut]

At 4/11/16 11:00 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 4/11/16 10:57 AM, KompiButut wrote: Cool, thanks mate... How much time we have before fleet start??

Captain's the only one who can really give you a straight answer.
I'd say either after 24 hours of his first post or when he's had enough fapping for today.

Ah i see, its happen sometimes to all generous leader like captain @Bit ...

Summoning @Centaurora

im gone

[TheGamechanger]

At 4/11/16 06:29 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 4/11/16 12:01 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I've also brought some wrestling DVDs for "training purposes".

I swear if Beyond the Mat and Rise and Fall of ECW aren't on that list i'll personally throw you out into the vastness of space once we take-off!

Don't worry, I've brought every single wrestling DVD with me, including the ones that haven't been released yet.

[TheGamechanger]

At 4/11/16 01:45 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Doing a mandatory inventory on my stock, which is now part of the crew's stock.

Since we're not going to use these I've put them in the fuel tank to dispose of them.

Since I'm a Combat Trainer I'm ready to train someone based on their abilities. So who's up for a round of training before we lift off?

[ChaingunSnake]

At 4/11/16 03:14 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Since I'm a Combat Trainer I'm ready to train someone based on their abilities. So who's up for a round of training before we lift off?

Whatcha got for me?

[TheGamechanger]

At 4/11/16 03:33 PM, ChaingunSnake wrote:

At 4/11/16 03:14 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Since I'm a Combat Trainer I'm ready to train someone based on their abilities. So who's up for a round of training before we lift off?

Whatcha got for me?

Since you're Solid Snake, I'll test your shooting reflexes.

http://www.mindjolt.com/shooting-range.html

Play that game for 10 minutes without getting hit.

[Radaketor]

At 4/11/16 03:42 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 4/11/16 03:33 PM, ChaingunSnake wrote:

http://www.mindjolt.com/shooting-range.html

Play that game for 10 minutes without getting hit.

A stealth and sneaking game would've been a better answer, also bonus points for it being on Newgrounds.

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[TheGamechanger]

At 4/11/16 03:53 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 4/11/16 03:42 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 4/11/16 03:33 PM, ChaingunSnake wrote:

http://www.mindjolt.com/shooting-range.html

Play that game for 10 minutes without getting hit.

A stealth and sneaking game would've been a better answer, also bonus points for it being on Newgrounds.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/139092

Which reminds me, if Bit wants to do some training I'm going to test his eating ability since he's Kirby. I know two games on Newgrounds that'll be perfect for that.