1st Annual Ng Hoeboating Expedition

[RedCoin]

The time has come, gentlemen.

Who among you would like to join the ranks upon our Merry Gallion, as we sail the seven seas, in search of hoes.
From all around the globe, we'll be collection a bountiful trove of fine women, just for us, and we'll show them bitches how we Newgrounders can fuck em.

All are welcome under two conditions:
#1 You have to be able to FUCK EM with a high standard of skill.
#2 I have to think you're cool. If my first-mate, Dean, thinks you're cool but I dont, you'll get a chance to prove to me how cool you are.

So, the sooner we can get you guys recruitied, the sooner we can get FUCKIN EM bitches from around the globe. We'll be planting the NG flag in every country we visit.

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Current Personel:
Captain: RedCoin
First Mate: Dean

[SnakeSkull]

I'm so cool, Arnold Schwarzenegger makes awful puns about me.

Oh yeah, I'm that cool.

[All-American-Badass]

Fool, how are we suppose to pillage women with that measly boat we're gonna lose out to the folks with boats with fucking cannons on them. Everyone knows bitches love cannons

[Dean]

At 9/10/12 07:08 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Fool, how are we suppose to pillage women with that measly boat we're gonna lose out to the folks with boats with fucking cannons on them. Everyone knows bitches love cannons

I have bigger guns than all the boats on this planet combined!

[RedCoin]

At 9/10/12 07:08 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: Fool, how are we suppose to pillage women with that measly boat we're gonna lose out to the folks with boats with fucking cannons on them. Everyone knows bitches love cannons

We're real men and we use our fists. Fucking cannons...

SO WHO WANTS IN?

[The-Great-One]

I like to think I'm pretty classy and quite nautical if you catch my drift.

[beardkiller]

Im in but im naming the boat S.S.Fuckhead

[Dean]

At 9/10/12 07:11 PM, beardkiller wrote: Im in but im naming the boat S.S.Fuckhead

That's not your decision to make!

[Timmy]

At 9/10/12 07:09 PM, dragoswrath wrote: This sounds very stupid. Where are the mods?

Uhhh we're all on the boat, dude.

Boats and Hoes.

[EJR]

Yo dudes can I join??

[hecticjon]

At 9/10/12 07:09 PM, dragoswrath wrote: This sounds very stupid. Where are the mods?

lol

redcoin is a former mod and dean is a mod mod

[koopahermit]

I'm not sure if all of us are going to fit on that measly piece of driftwood.

[The-Great-One]

At 9/10/12 07:10 PM, RedCoin wrote: We're real men and we use our fists. Fucking cannons...
SO WHO WANTS IN?

But women love to be fucked up against a cannon!

[24901miles]

Stupid kids. It cant be done.

[Jay]

Just keeping a look out for what's ahead.

[tarahloveshentai]

I'm so down. I love hoes.

[YenMuffin]

At 9/10/12 07:19 PM, Travis wrote: I'm chillin' in the water.

Mutiny?

[beardkiller]

At 9/10/12 07:14 PM, Dean wrote:

At 9/10/12 07:11 PM, beardkiller wrote: Im in but im naming the boat S.S.Fuckhead

That's not your decision to make!

Im your barber it is my choice

[Manly-Chicken]

Spyglass!

[SnakeSkull]

Let's get this party started.

yarg

[RedCoin]

Congratulations to the following:

The-Great-One - Parrot who now lives on my shoulder.
Timmy - Grand Advisor
Jay - Binocular guy
Tarah - Cook/Clean/Woman shit

You are all cool enough to qualify.

Sadly, the rest of you are simply not cool enough just yet. Better luck next year though!

PLACES ARE STILL OPEN.

Bonus places
Whoever makes the edits the pic to only include all OFFICIAL members of the crew and does it well, will earn a place on board, even if you were rejected in the first round!

[koopahermit]

Flying Nimbus!

[LegolaSS]

Apparently i was called to rock the boat :D

Yawrrrr

[Dean]

I like how some of you guys are attempting to board our fine vessel without permission. Piss off, you didn't make the cut. We need a crew who can plunder us some fine hoes. We don't want any of those $5 skanks! We have standards you know.

[YenMuffin]

At 9/10/12 08:05 PM, Dean wrote: I like how some of you guys are attempting to board our fine vessel without permission. Piss off, you didn't make the cut. We need a crew who can plunder us some fine hoes. We don't want any of those $5 skanks! We have standards you know.

I like how I put myself in there as a joke and people just ran with it.

Like I'd want to be on that pile of junk.

[Ragnarokia]

At 9/10/12 08:05 PM, Dean wrote: I like how some of you guys are attempting to board our fine vessel without permission. Piss off, you didn't make the cut. We need a crew who can plunder us some fine hoes. We don't want any of those $5 skanks! We have standards you know.

Avast mate, I've plundered myself some good booty in both senses of the word! Har har!

[FBIpolux]

I'll be guardian of the keys.

Of the chastity belts.

50$ a key. :3

[beardkiller]

Very well...ill be the ships frontal acsessory

[Shade]

At 9/10/12 08:02 PM, LegolaSS wrote: Apparently i was called to rock the boat :D

Yawrrrr

I AM ON A FUCKING BOAT.

[RedCoin]

OFFICIAL CREW
Redcoin - Captain
Dean - First Mate
The-Great-One - Parrot who now lives on my shoulder.
Timmy - Grand Advisor
Jay - Binocular guy
Tarah - Cook/Clean/Woman shit

At 9/10/12 08:13 PM, daethdrain wrote: Youse can join my ship... I don't really give a fuck.

Dude, if you can draw us a badass boat like that, with all the official crew on it, you are so in.
I get a captains hat on account of I'm the captain, motherfucker.

At 9/10/12 08:13 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Avast mate, I've plundered myself some good booty in both senses of the word! Har har!

Sorry man, but I can't show favoritism. You're just not cool enough.