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3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 09:43:32


At 4/17/16 08:31 AM, Radaketor wrote: Roll call!
I have a feeling that a significant amount of people joined us then forgot about the thread altogether (likely due to not fav'ing it), others i'm sure just don't care which is fine, all i want is for any still interested to come back, we're gonna need all the help we can get to save dem hoes from the Titstar™.

I don't know how to draw anything which is mostly the reason I kind of backed off.
Sorry.

Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 10:35:34


At 4/17/16 09:40 AM, YomToxic wrote:
At 4/17/16 09:35 AM, KompiButut wrote: God damnit, so this is simply a vacum cleaner with trigger...
Ease of use, multipurpose tools!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!. You can tame hostile mammary glands with it!

Alright im going suck'em some...

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Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Aaaawwww sheeeeeet is getting real!

FYI I'm trying to communicate with the Glands.

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This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 13:43:39


Um guys, I have a feeling my attempts at making peace with the mammary glands might have been... At @bit to successful.

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This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 13:54:56


At 4/17/16 08:31 AM, Radaketor wrote:

Name list


Think that's everyone.

good to see we have role/name list, but im a ghost, ghost is much better than a guy with gun. i feeling offended


Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 14:14:59


At 4/17/16 08:31 AM, Radaketor wrote: Roll call!

Avast! I'm present and awaiting orders!


Birds Born in a cage think Flying is an illness - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 14:39:55


At 4/17/16 01:43 PM, Mismo wrote: Um guys, I have a feeling my attempts at making peace with the mammary glands might have been... At @bit to successful.

D'awwww i think they like us.

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 19:46:50


At 4/17/16 02:39 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 4/17/16 01:43 PM, Mismo wrote: Um guys, I have a feeling my attempts at making peace with the mammary glands might have been... At @bit to successful.
D'awwww i think they like us.

Hull Breach!! Hull Breach!!
http://postimg.org/image/c8tmp50e1/

i dont sign up for this

Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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At 4/17/16 07:46 PM, KompiButut wrote:
At 4/17/16 02:39 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 4/17/16 01:43 PM, Mismo wrote: Um guys, I have a feeling my attempts at making peace with the mammary glands might have been... At @bit to successful.
D'awwww i think they like us.
Hull Breach!! Hull Breach!!
http://postimg.org/image/c8tmp50e1/
i dont sign up for this

Return fire!

Note: You don't know the effort I had to go to in order to make this GIF.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-18 04:22:22


At 4/17/16 08:31 AM, Radaketor wrote: Roll call!
I have a feeling that a significant amount of people joined us then forgot about the thread altogether (likely due to not fav'ing it), others i'm sure just don't care which is fine, all i want is for any still interested to come back, we're gonna need all the help we can get to save dem hoes from the Titstar™.

Yeah, I forgot and I'm also rather busy. I'll come back when I can.
Play your cards wisely and you'll only need me once.

Yes the pun was fucking intended.

RIGHT-TILTING PENTAGON GANG

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At 4/18/16 12:18 AM, Bit wrote: Return fire!

Note: You don't know the effort I had to go to in order to make this GIF.

It's no good! They're just wet and pissed off now; they're moving in to strike us!

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RIGHT-TILTING PENTAGON GANG

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-18 06:22:15


At 4/18/16 04:40 AM, YenMuffin wrote: It's no good! They're just wet and pissed off now; they're moving in to strike us!
wet

Well don't just stand around, charge!

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-18 07:10:42


Umm. Guys, I think they're aboard. My guess is that they came through the hull breach. They're asking for donations.

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Birds Born in a cage think Flying is an illness - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-18 11:30:54


At 4/18/16 11:00 AM, SocialistClock wrote: Quick! someone give them some "tap water" and i will lull them into a stupor with my banjo music!

Yeah yeah, i'm on it. Hurry up, i wanna get this damn pin off.

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-18 12:14:59


It's gettin' too hot
Im outta' here

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Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-18 14:23:22


That'll just make them more angry! We'll have to use the MOTORBOAT MECHA!

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PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-19 23:08:34


At 4/18/16 02:23 PM, YomToxic wrote: That'll just make them more angry! We'll have to use the MOTORBOAT MECHA!

I'm a bit reluctant to let a robot do that. I mean, they're not really being malicious, they're just overstaying their welcome. We'll let them be someone elses problem.

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Birds Born in a cage think Flying is an illness - Alejandro Jodorowsky

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-20 07:18:22


Ok let's wrap this shit up.
We're heeeeeeeeeeere.

Captain ordered me to give you all a speech while he's looking for a self-destruct switch, so listen up!

@Homicidee
@YenMuffin
@Mismo
@FoAngel
@KompiButut
@ChaingunSnake
@SocialistClock
@ZJ
@Cubone
@Mrccbirdguy
@SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2
@Ass-Crumb
@YomToxic

You can fight with me an the cap'en today, risking your lives for some delicious hoes or run away like f̶r̶e̶n̶c̶h̶m̶e̶n̶ cowards and live on with your lives but years from now while you're in your deathbeds, fat, old, virgins, you'll look back on your life, look back to this very day, the day you made the most important choice in your lives and ask yourselves, "What if..." before your homo-ass body dies a dishonorable death because you're not cool like the rest of us.
So i ask you. Are you willing to die besides us for a chance of finally gettin' our pencils wet, or will you be bunch of cucks and suck YT cock? Your choice, i shall meet you all in Valhalla if we fail.

They may take our lives, but they'll never take oUR FREE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOES.

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-20 07:49:11


At 4/20/16 07:18 AM, Radaketor wrote: You can fight with me an the cap'en today, risking your lives for some delicious hoes or run away like f̶r̶e̶n̶c̶h̶m̶e̶n̶ cowards and live on with your lives but years from now while you're in your deathbeds, fat, old, virgins, you'll look back on your life, look back to this very day, the day you made the most important choice in your lives and ask yourselves, "What if..." before your homo-ass body dies a dishonorable death because you're not cool like the rest of us.
So i ask you. Are you willing to die besides us for a chance of finally gettin' our pencils wet, or will you be bunch of cucks and suck YT cock? Your choice, i shall meet you all in Valhalla if we fail.

They may take our lives, but they'll never take oUR FREE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOES.

WITNESS MEEEEEEEEEEE!

Couldn't post my shitty gif for some reason.

... well shit...


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-20 09:29:24


At 4/20/16 07:18 AM, Radaketor wrote: Ok let's wrap this shit up.

WAS THERE A TIME SKIP!?

Also...

At 4/20/16 07:18 AM, Radaketor wrote: oUR FREE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOES.

NOBODY MOVE, OR THE EVIL EMPEROR GETS A LOAD IN THE MOUTH.

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PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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At 4/20/16 09:29 AM, YomToxic wrote:
At 4/20/16 07:18 AM, Radaketor wrote: Ok let's wrap this shit up.
WAS THERE A TIME SKIP!?

If you wonder what happen, well its related to me...
http://youtu.be/ngGGgqX_n0Y
Edit : i cant post my pic http://postimg.org/image/dy6vr5rkn/


Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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At 4/20/16 11:37 AM, SocialistClock wrote:
At 4/20/16 11:21 AM, KompiButut wrote:
At 4/20/16 09:29 AM, YomToxic wrote:
At 4/20/16 07:18 AM, Radaketor wrote: Ok let's wrap this shit up.
WAS THERE A TIME SKIP!?
If you wonder what happen, well its related to me...
http://youtu.be/ngGGgqX_n0Y
Edit : i cant post my pic http://postimg.org/image/dy6vr5rkn/
SO you killed the tittie monsters with nuclear radiation? i thought we just pushed them out an airlock.

well shit some of them are escaping through airlock... they piss me of when i was up there...
also let me take care of pewdiepie if possible i have personal buisness with him, minute 7:20 https://youtu.be/FhKHn5r1mrA

its not the highest priority so if you have the same feeling about it feel free to get him...

Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-20 11:51:15


At 4/20/16 11:37 AM, SocialistClock wrote: SO you killed the tittie monsters with nuclear radiation? i thought we just pushed them out an airlock.

Nah. I took them while no one was looking by cutting a hole in the airlock and left behind cardboard cutouts.

It's morally wrong to throw away titty monsters.

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PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-20 12:00:03


[SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED]

Alright, crew. We have five minutes (6 IRL hours) to kick as many asses and grab as many hoes as we can before the Titstar explodes. Just grab a handful of hoes and make your way back to the ship. Watch out, though... there are still a few Tubers running running around. Use your stealth or strength to make it past them and bring the hoes back to the Millenium Strapon.

@Homicidee
@YenMuffin
@Mismo
@FoAngel
@KompiButut
@ChaingunSnake
@SocialistClock
@ZJ
@Cubone
@Mrccbirdguy
@SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2
@Ass-Crumb
@YomToxic

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im going grab my hoe
in the vault...
any help appreciated

http://postimg.org/image/52znkqjsn/

Never know what hit 'em

Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-20 15:22:32


Outta my fucking way!

(Probably last post in thread, i'll be leaving right about now)

At 4/20/16 11:45 AM, KompiButut wrote: also let me take care of pewdiepie if possible i have personal buisness with him

Kill him good.

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One such as myself cannot pass up this brilliant opportunity

I choose to spare this one.....for scientific research purposes

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-20 18:11:24


That's the last of them. Back to the ship!

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-20 18:29:05


Good job, crew. We did it!

Thank you for participating in our trek through the stars. Because of you, the evil Youtube Empire has been dealt a crippling blow and the hoes they've enslaved have been saved.

Neither of us are responsible for any injuries or deaths sustained whilst posting in this thread. Please direct all fan mail to @Radaketor and all nude photos to @Bit.

@Homicidee
@YenMuffin
@Mismo
@FoAngel
@KompiButut
@ChaingunSnake
@SocialistClock
@ZJ
@Cubone
@Mrccbirdguy
@SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2
@Ass-Crumb
@YomToxic

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-20 22:15:16


At 4/20/16 10:08 PM, SocialistClock wrote: This is still the best part of the thread

hahaha this one always got me...


Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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