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3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition

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At 4/15/16 05:50 AM, Mismo wrote:
At 4/15/16 12:07 AM, Bit wrote: Lube teams 3 and 4, stand by.
Standing by.

My Ghost suit has fully powered i guess this is it...

stop jerking off and back to work...

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Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-15 08:31:54


Soz for the inactivity yesterday, f̶a̶m̶i̶l̶y̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ my chronic masturbation addiction got in the way.

At 4/15/16 06:40 AM, KompiButut wrote:
At 4/15/16 05:50 AM, Mismo wrote:
At 4/15/16 12:07 AM, Bit wrote: Lube teams 3 and 4, stand by.
Standing by.
My Ghost suit has fully powered i guess this is it...
stop jerking off and back to work...

Shit's tight! Quick, lube up the sides, men! Let's make this bitch scream.

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-15 10:10:11


At 4/15/16 08:31 AM, Radaketor wrote: Shit's tight! Quick, lube up the sides, men! Let's make this bitch scream.

I'm on it sir!... HOLY SHIT I FORGOT HOW SPACE WORKS!

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This is where I wrote something funny

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Holy shit, I missed a lot of stuff here


"Codswallop in my opinion." - Hagrid

"I trust no one but my ham sandwich." - SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2

Never say no to Panda.

Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-15 12:55:08


At 4/15/16 12:29 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: Holy shit, I missed a lot of stuff here

Yeah we just succeeded pass the black hole thanks to potato cannon we can keep the tuber army away, but we lose one of our member he ancidentally throw himself when operating that cannon...

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Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-15 14:17:16


Looks like we'll have to go in dry, men. Just how i like it.
All power to the engine, i want it to hurt!

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-15 14:28:45


AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhhhhhhhh
Where're we going???!!??

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-15 15:15:52


Great, where the fuck are we now?

*snif snif* Wait, why does it smell like teen spiri- goddamn it we're in the 90's, aren't we?

Fuck, even now my clothes are old fashion... well the black hole we came in from is still open for now, we should go through it as fast as we ca- Is that fucking Fred? What's he doing here? Oh God, he must come here through the black anus like we did, is he trying to kill someone important? Maybe some future president?
Shit, he's here to kill me! No wait, i wasn't born yet... TOM HE WANTS TO KILL TO AND END NEWGROUNDS! We gotta stop him!

(Ok that's enough double/triple posting for me)

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Alright, crew. We need to save Tom Fulp before Fred erases Newgrounds from the timeline!

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-15 19:27:38


At 4/15/16 05:04 PM, Bit wrote: Alright, crew. We need to save Tom Fulp before Fred erases Newgrounds from the timeline!

let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-15 19:46:10


FUCK OFF

Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-15 20:22:14


At 4/15/16 07:27 PM, Cubone wrote:
At 4/15/16 05:04 PM, Bit wrote: Alright, crew. We need to save Tom Fulp before Fred erases Newgrounds from the timeline!
let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beautiful, i might cry but you cant see it through my mask...

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Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-15 23:38:32


Shit guys, Fred brought reinforcements!

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-16 01:15:07


At 4/15/16 11:38 PM, FoAngel wrote: Shit guys, Fred brought reinforcements!

I will not let you foul beasts invade Philadelphia, nor will I allow you to hurt our glorious leader Thomas Eugene Fulp.

Have at thee!

While I hold these oranges off, perhaps someone else could take care of the other fruits, including all of the other Tuber minions who are flowing through UrAnus.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-16 02:32:24


At 4/16/16 01:15 AM, Bit wrote:
At 4/15/16 11:38 PM, FoAngel wrote: Shit guys, Fred brought reinforcements!
I will not let you foul beasts invade Philadelphia, nor will I allow you to hurt our glorious leader Thomas Eugene Fulp.

Have at thee!

While I hold these oranges off, perhaps someone else could take care of the other fruits, including all of the other Tuber minions who are flowing through UrAnus.

Im going cover you from distance... I know this time will come so i make improvement on my bullet so i can bend the bullet... Rainbow bullet...

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Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-16 07:31:09


Fuck off, subbyvagina, ur just jelly we didn't invite u

sOmeone kill FRED

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-16 10:59:22


@SocialistClock

Oyy, Dickula, can't you fly and kill him or sumthing?
We're a bit busy with these guys.

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-16 11:20:38


At 4/16/16 11:14 AM, SocialistClock wrote: Who fred? I though he died

Fred Durst died, not that annoying chipmunk from Youtube, that's who's trying to kill Tommy.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-16 12:31:45


At 4/16/16 11:52 AM, SocialistClock wrote: It seems Fred's time has come to an end.

Well that was bizzare, i guess this trip is the bloody one...

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Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-16 13:38:22


At 4/16/16 11:52 AM, SocialistClock wrote: It seems Fred's time has come to an end.

And what a job well done, uhhhh, chef? Medbay guy? Drug deale- doesn't matter. A good job nonetheless.
Let's hurry back to the ship before the black anus closes.

Hey u hobo, stop contemplating our ship, it's not for your filthy eyes to look at!

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-16 13:39:57


(Image to big to add to the other)

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-16 23:04:09


Next stop: The Titstar

But first we need to get past this huge steroid field. Gee, I hope that nothing dangerous is lurking inside.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-16 23:37:26


Proceed with caution captain @Bit, we have to navigate the highly aggressive mammary glands

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 08:31:18


Roll call!
I have a feeling that a significant amount of people joined us then forgot about the thread altogether (likely due to not fav'ing it), others i'm sure just don't care which is fine, all i want is for any still interested to come back, we're gonna need all the help we can get to save dem hoes from the Titstar™.

Captain: @Bit
Second-in-command: @Radaketor
Shitposter: @He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named
Ship's waifu: @Homicidee
Wild card: @YenMuffin
Swede: @Mismo
Scientist & female lead: @FoAngel
Guy with gun: @KompiButut
Stealth/Recon: @ChaingunSnake
Corpseman: @SocialistClock
Manlet: @ZJ
Mommy Issues: @Cubone
Communications officer: @Mrccbirdguy
Chef: @SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2
Stowaway: @Ass-Crumb
Engineer: @YomToxic

Think that's everyone.

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"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 08:52:14


here i was gonna draw me getting into something with my insatiable dick yet again, but it appears the OP has done my work for me

another day, another dollar, as we say in the business.


At 4/16/16 11:37 PM, FoAngel wrote: Proceed with caution captain @Bit, we have to navigate the highly aggressive mammary glands

Oh, these things. I know just what to do with 'em.

Everyone grab a loctus reversifier!

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PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 09:19:20


At 4/17/16 09:09 AM, YomToxic wrote: Oh, these things. I know just what to do with 'em.

Everyone grab a loctus reversifier!

I still dont get how this thing work... Looks like a valve attached to a mixer with trigger


Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 09:32:03


At 4/17/16 09:19 AM, KompiButut wrote:
At 4/17/16 09:09 AM, YomToxic wrote: Oh, these things. I know just what to do with 'em.

Everyone grab a loctus reversifier!
I still dont get how this thing work... Looks like a valve attached to a mixer with trigger

I will explain.

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PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to 3nd Annual Hoeboating Expedition 2016-04-17 09:35:19


At 4/17/16 09:32 AM, YomToxic wrote:
At 4/17/16 09:19 AM, KompiButut wrote:
At 4/17/16 09:09 AM, YomToxic wrote: Oh, these things. I know just what to do with 'em.

Everyone grab a loctus reversifier!
I still dont get how this thing work... Looks like a valve attached to a mixer with trigger
I will explain.

God damnit, so this is simply a vacum cleaner with trigger...


Ohayō - Kon'nichiwa - Yoi tsuitachi - Konbanwa

Whoever and whenever you are keep doing your best and dont give up for your dream.

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At 4/17/16 09:35 AM, KompiButut wrote: God damnit, so this is simply a vacum cleaner with trigger...

Ease of use, multipurpose tools!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!. You can tame hostile mammary glands with it!


PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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