What is the best ban you ever got on this forum? There have been some fun ones over the years. What is the most entertaining ban you ever got?

If your sorry ass could just stop spamming the same thing over and over in the BBS then everything would be better.

I did a topics about dicks long ago, and I was banned because "we don't care how much you love penis".

Zachary was once acting like an asshole for no reason
I told him he is on his period and he is a downer
He banned me for "derailing the thread"

I mean, I would be fine with a "don't fuck with me" ban, I was expecting it anyway after clicking "Post", but "derailing the thread" is so laughable...

I told Sirtom93 to do it in his This is It thread that he was gonna burn his school down and got banned for like a month or something because the mods are bitches. Like there's any legal responsibility on NG or users who say shit like that much less international jurisdictions.

At 9/17/15 09:02 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: I told Sirtom93 to do it in his This is It thread that he was gonna burn his school down and got banned for like a month or something because the mods are bitches. Like there's any legal responsibility on NG or users who say shit like that much less international jurisdictions.

Interesting interesting.

got a ban in chat for not saying what my fetish is, because its secret. when people asked me what it was. and keeped asking me and never stopped. and i got a ban.

At 9/17/15 03:39 PM, my-secret-fetish wrote: got a ban in chat for not saying what my fetish is, because its secret. when people asked me what it was. and keeped asking me and never stopped. and i got a ban.

What's the fetish?

I forget all the piddly shit I've been banned for.

I haven't had this account banned though. BanditWoolyBear was never banned either.

At 9/17/15 03:39 PM, my-secret-fetish wrote: got a ban in chat for not saying what my fetish is, because its secret. when people asked me what it was. and keeped asking me and never stopped. and i got a ban.

Wasn't me.

I got banned for calling @developous29 a bitch on one of his threads. Anyone remember him?

*sigh*

...

One time I called all male Twilight vampires "sparkling faggots". And it ended me up b& for 3 days...

The whole, "But no, you went and ruined a good thread." part made me chuckle

If wanting an actual story relating to a ban, I suppose there was a ban I got ages ago which I misunderstood and was being a whiney little shit about from that ermm, was it the bigbaddragon guy or was it someone else? I don't know I did the good thing of deciding to give up on mentioning it once I realised how shitty and whiney I was being as a step towards being a better user. A good moral attached to that story.

But that was a shitty ban, no what I am after is some of the good stuff! I want to feel the pain of that hammer striking against my body! To match steel and blood in glorious might!

The best was "Stop being a faggot" 1-3 day ban, but that was years ago from Poozy! You're leaving me hanging on that sweet new ban, mods! Or is it just that you can't think of anything with more of a, Kick to it?!

I've never been banned. Anywhere.

I'm not much of a rabble rouser I suppose.

At 9/17/15 02:45 AM, StCyril wrote: What is the best ban you ever got on this forum? There have been some fun ones over the years. What is the most entertaining ban you ever got?

Actually, I was banned for posting a picture with a bad word in it. Meaning you might get banned for posting the picture telling why you were banned.

At 9/19/15 12:52 AM, RandyRandom wrote:

At 9/17/15 02:45 AM, StCyril wrote: What is the best ban you ever got on this forum? There have been some fun ones over the years. What is the most entertaining ban you ever got?

Actually, I was banned for posting a picture with a bad word in it. Meaning you might get banned for posting the picture telling why you were banned.

My most recent:

I was drunk and had a thread locked for some reason. I forget why, made a complaining thread and was banned for 24 hours. I think I got off easy.

At 9/17/15 02:45 AM, StCyril wrote: Nonsensical bullshit

Calling out the LGBT on the T part.

Once I replied to a thread where someone had posted a picture of a baby.
I said the baby looked high or something like that. Turned out it was one of the mods' new babies
and I copped a 30 day ban.
It was over turned a couple of days later after I apologised.

Good times.

I got banned from the chat once, though I can't remember why. I'm pretty sure I was drunk.

There was this pokemon thread back in '09 or '10 where we made corny puns. It decayed into everyone just spamming "Ditto" and it leaked into other threads. It was the best mandatory spam thread ban I've ever had.

At 9/30/15 09:23 PM, SuperBastard wrote: I got banned from the chat once, though I can't remember why. I'm pretty sure I was drunk.

It wasn't from me, and whoever did it didn't submit a log which was SOP at the time. I've gotten terribly wasted on the NG PalTalk and Stickam chats and that was never fun. There were 2 instances where people called me the following morning asking me if I was okay after a particularly bad drinking night, and one of those times I was on shrooms as well.

At 9/30/15 09:39 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: It wasn't from me, and whoever did it didn't submit a log which was SOP at the time. I've gotten terribly wasted on the NG PalTalk and Stickam chats and that was never fun. There were 2 instances where people called me the following morning asking me if I was okay after a particularly bad drinking night, and one of those times I was on shrooms as well.

Yeah the ban was probably in my best interest; I usually have pretty decent self-control when I'm drinking but if I get belligerent enough I'll say just about anything. Dunno how you could sit there on shrooms and type to a screen though, at the very least that would make my eyes start to hurt.

At 9/30/15 09:43 PM, SuperBastard wrote: Yeah the ban was probably in my best interest; I usually have pretty decent self-control when I'm drinking but if I get belligerent enough I'll say just about anything. Dunno how you could sit there on shrooms and type to a screen though, at the very least that would make my eyes start to hurt.

I wasn't just sitting there--that's the thing. I already had my cam and mic on so people could tell what was going on around me. I was really too out of it to really truly understand what I was doing to myself at the time. When I got the calls before even going online, that was a big indicator of how fucked up I was the night before. It's good that there are people that care (or at least, cared back then) about my well-being. That's lacking these days because my own roommates probably wouldn't even bother to check in on me if I got that fucked up again.

Maus once banned me for posting some shitty 4chan meme on threads repeatedly. The reason for banning was something along the lines of "you'll thank me when you turn 20"

I was banned once for "post nesting" in a thread by Poozy. I didn't know what it was so I messaged him to apologize. He accepted it but didn't lift the ban. I remember being pissed lol.

At 9/30/15 10:27 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: I was banned once for "post nesting" in a thread by Poozy. I didn't know what it was so I messaged him to apologize. He accepted it but didn't lift the ban. I remember being pissed lol.

Niiice!!!

At 10/5/15 04:30 PM, StCyril wrote:

At 9/30/15 10:27 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: I was banned once for "post nesting" in a thread by Poozy. I didn't know what it was so I messaged him to apologize. He accepted it but didn't lift the ban. I remember being pissed lol.

LOL Niiiice!

I vaguely remember a thread once that a guy posted saying he was addicted to NG and he needed to get a paper done so he needed a 3 day ban. They gave him a week. Then some other people started commenting saying they wanted to be banned too to get shit done for final exams and such. I think like 5 or so bans were handed out. I dont remember if I took part.

I got banned once the day before a long trip. I knew I wouldnt have internet anyway so I just asked the guy to extend the ban a few days and he was so confused as to why I would request that.